Why Caddlebear? Why?!

[Morrigu]

*Glances at Radish suspiciously*

Did you join a band without telling me? Dangit.... How could you even think about doing such a thing? That'll only lead to problems for you! We both know it.... Oh... I see! So you aren't in a band? Well, okay then....

I have discussed this with my radish... And it seems that my Radish isn't in a band, but it can't rule out the possibility of other Radishes having musical aspirations.... So um... I don't know what to tell you..... *Blinks confuzzledly*

I don't know of any Radish bands.... So, I would probably be leaning towards a no... But how could you not know if you have a Radish? Either you do or you don't! Silly! *Sighs and shakes head sadly*

*Hugs and waves!*

Well what does it look like? I might have one and call it a cucumber or something..............

*bounces on Caddlebear for an extra snuggly snuggle*

 

[asian_princess]

Aha! You have come to the right place to have your questions answered *Nodulates*

*Huge huggles for Kendra!*

Now... APplebear's PM box is a magical, mystical place! Full of wonder.... Also incredibly full of PMs.... It is constantly existing in a state of overflow.... And only rarely can one actually manage to slip a message in there! But I am sure that with persistence you will succeed! One might even say that getting a PM to APplebear is like solving a rubix cube.... It may take you a long time to do it... But you do get a feeling of great satisfaction when you finally do manage it! *Noddles* *More huggles for Kendra!*

I hope that helped a little

*giggles and jumps into the huggle puddle*

that's actually the wikipedia entry for APpy's PM box!!

*jumps up and down cheering Caddlebear's correctedness and wisdom*

Caddlebear must've gottan that wiki-tool bar for his browser!!!

And it's NOT APplebear's fault!

*sniff*

I just luffs my PMs...

*huggles them close to me*

Except for ones with...ahem, you know..drinks and um...certain animals...

But other than those one... I luffs them...

*coos to the cute wittle PMs*

don't worry little ones... i'll never get rid of you.

 

[kendra1980]

Oh, great, and all knowing Caddlebear,

I thank you for the answers, and insight.

I am feeling quite 'special' in that this is the first time I ever tried to get something to APpy's magical box (did I just say that?) and not been able to.

Also ends up the photos were too high a quality, once changed to jpg and played with a little they worked.

You know, it's nice having a place to ask the how's, why's, and wherefore's of life. I'll certainly remember this place! And yes, your answers helped a great deal.

~Kaybutt aka K

Aha! You have come to the right place to have your questions answered *Nodulates*

*Huge huggles for Kendra!*

Now... APplebear's PM box is a magical, mystical place! Full of wonder.... Also incredibly full of PMs.... It is constantly existing in a state of overflow.... And only rarely can one actually manage to slip a message in there! But I am sure that with persistence you will succeed! One might even say that getting a PM to APplebear is like solving a rubix cube.... It may take you a long time to do it... But you do get a feeling of great satisfaction when you finally do manage it! *Noddles*

Oh! This one's an easy one... Though, I think you might've already managed to find the answer to your question by now..... They're very mean around here... So it's not just the actual size of the picture they're picky about... It's also the size of the file... You need to find a way to lower the overall file size... Which can be done by lowering the quality, changing the kind of file it's saved as.... Or maybe by making it even smaller.... Without knowing exactly what type of file you have and other things... I can't really be sure what would work best for you.... But that might help?

There is no official limit to questions to Caddlebear! But if your post has too much in it... It's possible you'll have to wait longer to get a reply.... Some posts take hours to reply to!

*More huggles for Kendra!*

I hope that helped a little

 

[Morrigu]

Why does a Rigubear find a Caddlebear so adorable, even when it's implied that she is nutty? *licks you*

 

[lovemonster]

Why Caddlebear, do people keep stealing my jewwy babies wiv the big wiwwies?

 

[Cadoras]

You sneaky Caddlebear, you’re learning well. I thought for one second you’d actually dared to use money with a pic of Liz instead of me, I should have known you’d never be that cruel. *Huggles the evilly cackling Caddlebear* My silver dazzle dust will foil even the greatest counterfeiters, if you don’t put it on your eyes just right you end up looking like a clown, EmprEssa would never look like a clown, I’m far to fancy, we have a foolproof plan, you do realise you’re also gonna have to wear dazzle dust? We can’t possibly be a good team if you don’t. We’ll definitely need to make some new coins, how come you don’t have the right equipment yet? I really thought you were learning well and now you’ve gone and disappointed me again *Refuses to huggle the disappointing Caddlebear*

I couldn’t possibly say *Shudders at the thought* Let’s just say I put way to much voddy in my coke and the policeman were not in the least bit kind and leave it at that shall we? Yes your 18th was quite a while ago now, I think you need to pretend you’re only 24, that sounds like a reasonably young and trendy age *Huggles the 24 year old Caddlebear* Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone you’re really 58.

Hey, how come you’re comforting commoners, ewww, they have diseases and everything *Pours a bottle of dettol over Caddlebear* Oh dear the problem isn’t with your mouse it’s the cheese, it’s far to bright, you’re blinding the poor mousy, when I said the brighter the cheese the better, I didn’t mean that bright. I find wotsits work quite well they’re cheesy and not as bright, plus when the mousy has nibbled on one you can then pop it in your mouth and the mousy as well if you’re really hungry.

On the subject of eyeballs, why haven’t you sent me yours yet? I’ve been waiting for weeks now. You really shouldn’t promise EmprEssa your eyeball and then just not send it, I was all excited and stuff, are you deliberately trying to make me angry? I shall warn you, if I have to come over to you and get my own eyeball I shall take both. *Huggles the warned Caddlebear*

Damn, you actually got to see a six humped camel? Why the hell didn’t you snog it quick? I’ve heard about them but have never been so lucky as to see one Actually I’ve changed my mind, I’ve decided you don’t have to snog Camilla after all, oops too late Never mind as long as you didn’t use tongues I’m sure you’ll be safe. I now want you to go find and snog the six humped camel, that’s where all the money is.

*Snatches the super huge bottle of vodka and downs it in one* you’re really too kind to me Caddlebear *Pouts and pinches Caddlebear really hard* See it’s working already, if I could just see the damned pen I’d be able to play with myself.

Oh Caddlebear you really are no fun, I only chucked two cats at you, it’s not my fault I put them in a drug induced sleep for a week so they’d have loads of energy. I even sharpened their teeth and claws so when one comes flying through the air and lands on your head I’ll have even more fun watching you scream. *Accepts the mascara* What’s this? It’s brown!! EmprEssa only wears black and this is cheap, please don’t tell me you got it from the $2 shop, I’m very disappointed in you Caddlebear *sorts through the long list of applications*

Oh I see, how could I possibly have undercharged? Hang on it’s your fault. You should have realised, I can’t be expected to make all the decisions around here. *Puts the price of T-Rex steak up to 122 pounds 99p, there, happy now? Yep we’ll keep the less mardy advising T-Rex but be warned if he’s better than you, he’s having your job.

I just can’t abide mardy ants, they could see my shadow in the sun, they had ample time to make a run for it but no, they get squashed and then have the audacity to complain about it. *Hands Caddlebear an Elephants Foot* the best cream cakes in Derby these, but be careful when taking a bite, anyone standing to close ends up with cream in their eye *Ouch, you did that on purpose*

You need to be killed in a nice way, one that looks convincing for a super Caddlebear zombie, how do you feel about being shot in the head and knifed through the heart, would that look convincing enough? *Huggles the trembling Caddlebear* It won’t hurt…much.

It’s not excessive at all to be kicked in the head by a penguin, perhaps you should try standing up, a well aimed kick between Caddlebears legs would hurt a lot more believe me. You can’t print them out off the internet no, that would be bad manners, how could you possibly think it’s o.k to print off someone else’s ideas? You’ve never seen cats fly or swim, poor Caddlebear *Hands Caddlebear a quadruple triple voddy* Here, down that and you’ll see cats flying and swimming in no time.

Such a sweet Caddlebear, you will be paying for the new stick won’t you? I’d like one encrusted in jewels if that’s o.k?

Good idea Caddlebear, you can get to building the new factory straight away, don’t mind me, I’ll just put on one of them fancy hard hats and shout instructions at you.

I’ve decided to buy him one of them helicopter things that number two son’s take to the park to show off to the girlies, but I’ll take the motor out, he can have that for his birthday. I can’t wait to see all the girlies faces when he attempts to get it to fly and it doesn’t work, they’ll be hormones galore. Of course I’ll cut up paper and throw it over you and just to be realistic I’ll get some ice out of the freezer and lob that at you as well. Can’t have you being left out of our wonderful weather.

Well I knew the oven was on and I knew it was really hot but I thought the oven would know better than to actually burn me, I only touched it for a couple of seconds just to see. I got my own back though, through my pain and tears I kicked it, I felt better for a minisecond ‘till the oven chucked all the food on to the floor and I had to spend the rest of the night cleaning up. You may hide behind me as long as you weigh less than 32 stone, otherwise she’ll see you, *Huggles the hopefully skinny Caddlebear*

The second country was a little dodgy after all, it had no people on it just grass and stuff, how the hell am I meant to tell grass what to do? I think somebody was taking the mickey out of EmprEssa Essa that day. I’ve given the boys a toothpick and told them I want a ton of coal in five minutes, do you think I’m being a little harsh here?

I knew I made the right choice after all, it was fun watching them try and bite into frozen pizza and the envy on their faces when I had a piping hot one delivered to the door for myself left me giggling all night

Why Caddlebear do I have to spend the day Ironing new school uniforms that haven’t even been worn yet?

*Sends a paper aeroplane full of huggles to the knowledgeable Caddlebear*

Have the bestest night ever

Oh... Caddlebear has never liked that money with pictures of Liz on it.... It's so boring.... So, I only use direct deposit.... Well, at least until all of this wonderful EmprEssa currency is ready.... Then we can use the best money ever made, with oodles of silver dazzle dust and a way better smell than regular money.... Maybe vodka! Oh, that'd be so cool! I can't even imagine you looking like a clown! *Tries really hard to imagine a clownlike Essa, but fails miserably* Nope! Absolutely not! *Applies the dazzle dust to Caddlebear's face* So, how do I look? Be honest.... I need to know if I look like some kind of clown.... Can't have Caddlebear looking bad, right? I have the equipment now! And I have decided that we'll have a 333 pound coin made from platinum! Because Caddlebear likes platinum.... Do we need any other coins? Or will that one do? I'm not sure what kind of coins people like....

There's no such thing as too much vodka! Are you sure you're really you? I can't believe you'd even say such a thing.... But you are young... And that vodka does tend to mix oddly with coke... So I guess I can understand your problem.... *Huggles the coke addled Essa!* The policemen weren't kind? But that's their job! How could they not be kind? *Sighs* Yay! *Pretends to be 24* Erm... What do the cool 24 years old do? Us old codgers can never keep up with the times.... Should I leave my walking stick at home? *Scratches head in confusion*

*Sputters a little* I was only comforting the commoner because I could see his wallet... So while I was pretending to be nice, I stole it... *Hands the wallet over to Essa* He was far too rich, greedy commoner! Oh! I'm sorry little mousey! I shall find you some less bright cheese.... Erm.... Essa? What's a wotsit? *Blinks confuzzledly* Caddlebear is kinda clueless here and he thinks he may need to leave the mice alone until he finds out.... He doesn't want to look stupid or anything! *Huggles the knowledgeable about wotsits Essa*

There have been problems with the eyeball deliveries.... I actually received them back in the mail today.... The postal system sucks! I even sent them express post.... It takes forever for them to get back to me! I shall get a plane very soon and deliver them to you personally... Then I can be sure that you'll actually get them! Want me to bring some Australian posties with me? *Gwares at the slack posties*

Argh! I had no idea... I thought it was just some kind of deformed, freak, outcast camel! I never would've guessed that it was "The Great Treasure Camel" I shall begin my search for it at once! Do you have any clues for me as to where it might be hiding? I am sure that such a rich camel must be very reclusive... Unless it's some kind of wild party camel? Hmmmmmm.... *Ponders* We need more information on this camel!

Wahoo! *Cheers for the vodka drinking Essa!* Don't worry, just put some kind of mark in one of the squares... On the paper... You'll be winning in no time! *Noddles* Oh.... That was unfortunate.... Maybe you shouldn't pinch them so hard next time? That's a lot of blood..... Uh oh.... Let's go for a walk over to um, there? Yes, there is good! *Nudges the corpse away*

Drug induced sleep state? Energy for days? Oh dear.... Caddlebear has an enhanced feeling of doom... Almost like someone is trying to kill him with flying cats.... *Thinks* Where could that feeling be coming from? *Eyes Essa suspiciously* No! Essa is pure and innocent, she'd never be trying to kill me! *Gwares at a random tile on the floor* It was you! Damn you! Evil tile! I always knew you had something against me! Now I finally have proof! *Gestures wildly!* This was all your doing! I know it! But.... That was black mascara.... And it was super expensive! That's what the person I stole it from was bragging about..... Damn them! Why do people always try to trick me when I'm shopping for presents? *Sighs*

I'm not an expert on T-Rex steaks! But apparently that T-Rex was.... Hmmmmmm.... Makes me wonder... You don't think he goes around killing other T-Rex's and selling them? Oh no! We can't possibly have him be an advisor! I've just realised that he's probably got his own shop and he's trying to get us to raise prices so he gets all the customers! Well, it's steaks for him... We can sell them as a special limited one, with 50% less mardy! *Nods*

*Sighs and gwares at the mardy ants* It's not like you were running around trying to stomp on them! They had plenty of chances to just walk away, they stood where they were and that's just suicide! I can't stand those suicidal, mardy ants.... If you want to die, don't complain when you do! It's that simple! *Nods* Hey! I didn't do it on purpose! You didn't tell me where the cream would come out! How was I supposed to predict that? I've never had one of these before..... But it is super yummy! *Eats the elephant's foot* Mmmmmm, tasty! *Smiles and huggles the creamy Essa*

Now... I guess it depends on exactly what you're using to shoot me in the head... I mean we can't risk destroying the whole head, cos then I couldn't be a zombie.... Hmmmms! But I think the knifing will work great! We are going to be leaving the knife in, right? Zombies always look cooler when they have knives sticking out of them... Then you never know when they'll pull them out and kill someone! Scary! It'll be loads of fun! *Huggles the zombie creating Essa*

Caddlebear is thinking that getting kicked between the legs is not a good situation for a Caddlebear, so he will just try to bribe penguins in the future.... Much better than sneaking up behind them and trying to throw a sack over their head! But um.... What if Caddlebear made his own super fancy betting slips instead? He'd even give the penguins really cool names! Way better than the crappy names the penguins have given each other.... People wouldn't be able to not bet on them... It'd be like an addiction! *Nodulates* Well, I did see some flying cats earlier... *Downs the vodka* Hey! That cat isn't swimming! It's rowing a boat! *Tips the boat over* Take that imaginary cat! Let's see you swim your way out of that! *Cackles!*

A jewel encrusted cyclops poking stick? Well of course! Nothing but the finest of cyclops poking sticks for the EmprEssa Essa! Do you want the super fancy poking stick holder as well? So you never need to worry about a cyclops accidentally impaling itself on the stick out of habit, while you're walking around? It's a must have! *Nods*

*Starts stacking up bricks* Caddlebear has never built a factory before.... He sure could use some of that instruction shouting right about now.... Maybe just a hint as to how to make the factory? *Smiles hopefully at Essa* Maybe we should start with the vodka making equipment!

Oh! Those helicopters are super fun! Yes, definitely get him one! I can just imagine the look of disappointment when he finds out it doesn't work... And all those girls laughing at him! It'll be priceless! He'll be there trying to figure out what's wrong... Telling the girls he'll be amazing them with it's flight ability... And he won't even have a chance! Loads of fun for everyone! *Smiles and huggles the great gift giving Essa!* Wow! You mean it? You'll cut up the paper and throw ice at me? It'll be like my own little wintery blizzard! I shall feel like the most specialest person ever!

*Gwares at your oven* How dare it do such a thing? I mean how could it possibly think it even has the right to burn a poor, innocent Essa? You were just minding your business, checking to make sure it was being a good oven and not burning you... And what does it do? It burns you! I mean that's exactly what it shouldn't be doing... I'd be giving it a serious talking to.... Can't let these ovens get away with disrespectful behaviour... Never know what it will lead to! Awwww! *Huggles for the unfortunately having to clean Essa* That's not nice.... *Shakes head* You should've forced the children to clean, it's only right... Hmmmms.... Caddlebear doesn't know how much 32 stone is... So he shall be very confused and then try to hide anyway! It's what Caddlebears do....

But you see.... When you've got one that just has grass... You need to send a bunch of people there and get them to make you stuff.... Then you have lots of stuff there.... And the people are working under your special laws for that area... So even though they might think they have rights, the second they step into your dodgy country, they're gone! It works really well! Not that I have countries like that.... Of course.... You gave them a whole toothpick? Or was that one each? I think they'd be a little greedy if they needed a toothpick each, personally *Sighs* The youth of today! They should have it in under 4 minutes! It's only a little bit of coal... Not like you're asking for gold or diamonds! If they don't manage it, just take away the toothpick, it's clearly a waste of resources and they should work their way up to it! *Nods*

Isn't that the most important thing? The look of disappointment and envy on their faces is just so precious.... And it just shows them that the adults are the ones that deserve the cooked food.... Frozen is good enough for children... It's not like they really appreciate it anyway! *Gwares at the ungrateful children* Was it good pizza? And should Caddlebear come over for some sometime? Caddlebear likes pizza!

Hang on! You're ironing school uniforms that haven't even been worn? *Sighs unhappily* Wonderful Essa's shouldn't be forced to do such tasks.... I shall explain this injustice to you.... *Nods*

You see... School uniforms don't really need to be ironed.... I mean come on... Your children are just going to ruin all of your ironing within 16 seconds of wearing the clothes... But the iron companies want you to think that it's necessary... So they spend money on extensive campaigns, to make you believe that it's wrong for you to not iron these clothes.... Would it surprise you to know that all school uniform making companies are actually owned by iron making companies? The two industries are completely connected! It is an outrage and it's all in the interest of forcing people to buy their irons! They'll go to whatever lengths they need to.... I mean it's not like a child even needs a uniform to learn... It's just part of a complex plot *Huggles the plotted against Essa!* I'm sorry!

Ooooh! Paper plane! *Cheers happily*

Thank you Essa! *Sends you a little remote controlled helicopter, lugging a cargo of huggles and vodka*

Have a simply wonderful day

 

[Cadoras]

Okay everyone! I promise I'll reply to posts soon!

*Huggles everyone!*

 

[Morrigu]

Okay everyone! I promise I'll reply to posts soon!

*Huggles everyone!*

Hope you're ok Caddlebear...........*huggles and *

 

[Cadoras]

*blinks*

Does the word "duh" mean anything to you, Caddlebear?

How did you think the first conversation about Daniel Radcliffe played out?

Which reminds me, it's about 5 hours since i last watched the "positions" interview with him.. *panics*

*huggles Caddlebear and dashes off to feed her fan frenzy, surreptitiously leaving behind episodes of Mr Ed... ya know... for info*

Duh? I think it means lots of stuffs! *Nods*

Yay for Duhness! Caddlebear is very fond of the word Duh...

The first Daniel Radcliffe conversation went very well! It was such an interesting conversation, with lots of horses and Daniel Radcliffe references! Very fancy and only a little creepy!

Um.... Am I supposed to be watching these episodes of Mr Ed? Cos, I've already seen them all! *Huggles APplebear*

 

[asian_princess]

Duh? I think it means lots of stuffs! *Nods*

Yay for Duhness! Caddlebear is very fond of the word Duh...

The first Daniel Radcliffe conversation went very well! It was such an interesting conversation, with lots of horses and Daniel Radcliffe references! Very fancy and only a little creepy!

Um.... Am I supposed to be watching these episodes of Mr Ed? Cos, I've already seen them all! *Huggles APplebear*

awww...APplebear had questions and she didnt even know it!!

And Caddlebear still answered them heaps wonderfullyness!

*giggles*

Any conversation with Daniel Radcliffe is of course fancy...considering most of it has nothing to do with Harry Potter at all. That name has no place in our fanciful conversingness, dont you agree Caddlebear?

And APplebear does think it was just the one horse.
I think it's important to build ones equine interest slowly, not good to get too excited by it all too quickly.

Cos then you end up making minty choc cows...and you know how well that turns out Caddlebear. Minty's still recovering from her nervous breakdown ....remember how she pretneded to be dead?

*huggles Caddlebear*

But APplebear must be leaving.. she has that bonfire to be attending to *nods head inside jokingly*

But before APplebear leaves, she shall be a question leaver...

Why Caddlebear, oh why do things have to go on sale... weren't then for sale before? Or were they just on the shelves to make them look pretty but not actually available for buyingnes? Cos Applebear could be in big trouble then.. you know how she doesn't really like to buy stuff that's on sale...

*leaves Caddlebear a never ending box of huggles and scampers off*

 

[Cadoras]

Well what does it look like? I might have one and call it a cucumber or something..............

*bounces on Caddlebear for an extra snuggly snuggle*

I would definitely hope not.... But just for your benefit... I have searched the depths of the internet! Well, okay... I used wikipedia... But that's pretty much the same thing, right?

Radish!

I hope that helps! Cos if not... You might need to seek the help of a vegetable expert *Nodulates*

Those vegetable experts are very mysterious... They hang out in gardens, just waiting for people to ask for their help.... Almost like they have no life! Scawy!

*Hides from the vegetable experts!*

 

[Cadoras]

*giggles and jumps into the huggle puddle*

that's actually the wikipedia entry for APpy's PM box!!

*jumps up and down cheering Caddlebear's correctedness and wisdom*

Caddlebear must've gottan that wiki-tool bar for his browser!!!

And it's NOT APplebear's fault!

*sniff*

I just luffs my PMs...

*huggles them close to me*

Except for ones with...ahem, you know..drinks and um...certain animals...

But other than those one... I luffs them...

*coos to the cute wittle PMs*

don't worry little ones... i'll never get rid of you.

Caddlebear is still in negotiations to get his wikipedia toolbar!

He believes internet explorer 7 is probably far too evil to let him have such a thing... So he's thinking *Nods*

One day though! Yay!

 

[Cadoras]

Oh, great, and all knowing Caddlebear,

I thank you for the answers, and insight.

I am feeling quite 'special' in that this is the first time I ever tried to get something to APpy's magical box (did I just say that?) and not been able to.

Also ends up the photos were too high a quality, once changed to jpg and played with a little they worked.

You know, it's nice having a place to ask the how's, why's, and wherefore's of life. I'll certainly remember this place! And yes, your answers helped a great deal.

~Kaybutt aka K

Yayses!

*Huggles Kaybutt!*

You are most welcome! And answering questions is what Caddlebear's here for! *Noddles*

Wow? That was the first time? You must be extra, super special then! I've never had it happen to me... But, I'd get yelled at if it did... *Sighs*

Isn't it a good thing that the problem is your photos were too high quality? It's the kind of thing you can say proudly! Hehehehe

If you ever have any other questions, I shall do my best to answer them, you can be sure!

 

[Cadoras]

Why Caddlebear, do people keep stealing my jewwy babies wiv the big wiwwies?

Well..... I think I can narrow down the problem....

You say the people are stealing your jewwy babies with big wiwwies? I think I have discovered what it could be! These people are obviously perverts! *Gwares at them* But wait.... Don't all of your jewwy babies have big wiwwies? You can't really complain that they're stealing those.... One of them is like a whole bag of jewwy babies! And when you've got a red one... Yumminess! Yay!

You should farm them.... Make loads more of them, so that even when people steal them, you don't notice! You'll just be dwowning in a sea of big wiwwied jewwy babies! *Cheers!*

It is the perfect solution! *Nods and huggles you*

I think it'll work, right?

 

[Morrigu]

I would definitely hope not.... But just for your benefit... I have searched the depths of the internet! Well, okay... I used wikipedia... But that's pretty much the same thing, right?

Radish!

I hope that helps! Cos if not... You might need to seek the help of a vegetable expert *Nodulates*

Those vegetable experts are very mysterious... They hang out in gardens, just waiting for people to ask for their help.... Almost like they have no life! Scawy!

*Hides from the vegetable experts!*

A mooli, now I understand..............I love mooli, I hug it and stroke and call it George Mooli.

Thankyou for dispelling my perpelexion.

*Huggles* to the most wonder Caddlebear

 

[lovemonster]

Well..... I think I can narrow down the problem....

You say the people are stealing your jewwy babies with big wiwwies? I think I have discovered what it could be! These people are obviously perverts! *Gwares at them* But wait.... Don't all of your jewwy babies have big wiwwies? You can't really complain that they're stealing those.... One of them is like a whole bag of jewwy babies! And when you've got a red one... Yumminess! Yay!

You should farm them.... Make loads more of them, so that even when people steal them, you don't notice! You'll just be dwowning in a sea of big wiwwied jewwy babies! *Cheers!*

It is the perfect solution! *Nods and huggles you*

I think it'll work, right?

Oh, that's just perfect Caddlebear.......*huggles back*

*glares at pervy RozyPozy and APpylicious*

Just one more question....

How do I manage to farm the jewwy babies wiv the big wiwwies if dey ALL have big wiwwies?? Don't I need a jewwy baby wivout a big wiwwy to do dat?

Confuzzled of UK

 

[Essa]

Why Caddlebear do I feel all bleh? You know I know you know the answer to that don't you?

 

[asian_princess]

Why Caddlebear do I feel all bleh? You know I know you know the answer to that don't you?

*has to leave for fear of death by guffawing*

 

[Essa]

*has to leave for fear of death by guffawing*

But it's fun to be killed by guffawing

 

[asian_princess]

But it's fun to be killed by guffawing

only if the guffaws tickle me with a feather first and give me a choice for my last meal

 

[Essa]

only if the guffaws tickle me with a feather first and give me a choice for my last meal

Done, *tickles appy with a dodo feather*

Your last meal choices are wotsits or wotsits

 

[asian_princess]

Done, *tickles appy with a dodo feather*

Your last meal choices are wotsits or wotsits

OMG!!

Essa-vescence is a guffaw in disguise...!! *side note* can i hire you for birthday parties?

i choose wotsits, but the first kind not the second...the second kind are kicky.

*stuffs some wotsits into my ears to muffle the guffaws*

 

[Essa]

OMG!!

Essa-vescence is a guffaw in disguise...!! *side note* can i hire you for birthday parties?

i choose wotsits, but the first kind not the second...the second kind are kicky.

*stuffs some wotsits into my ears to muffle the guffaws*

I'm anyones for 25p

What's wrong with the first kind? *comforts the first kind wotsits*

*guffaws frantically* are you gone yet?

 

[asian_princess]

I'm anyones for 25p

What's wrong with the first kind? *comforts the first kind wotsits*

*guffaws frantically* are you gone yet?

wow...you're heaps expensive. you must be good.

and i dunno. lemme check.
how do you know when you've been killed by guffaws.
is there some sort of mark?
should i still be able to talk?

 

[Cadoras]

awww...APplebear had questions and she didnt even know it!!

And Caddlebear still answered them heaps wonderfullyness!

*giggles*

Any conversation with Daniel Radcliffe is of course fancy...considering most of it has nothing to do with Harry Potter at all. That name has no place in our fanciful conversingness, dont you agree Caddlebear?

And APplebear does think it was just the one horse.
I think it's important to build ones equine interest slowly, not good to get too excited by it all too quickly.

Cos then you end up making minty choc cows...and you know how well that turns out Caddlebear. Minty's still recovering from her nervous breakdown ....remember how she pretneded to be dead?

*huggles Caddlebear*

But APplebear must be leaving.. she has that bonfire to be attending to *nods head inside jokingly*

But before APplebear leaves, she shall be a question leaver...

Why Caddlebear, oh why do things have to go on sale... weren't then for sale before? Or were they just on the shelves to make them look pretty but not actually available for buyingnes? Cos Applebear could be in big trouble then.. you know how she doesn't really like to buy stuff that's on sale...

*leaves Caddlebear a never ending box of huggles and scampers off*

Oooooh! Never ending box of huggles! Wahoo! More hugglingness for Caddlebear! Yayses!

Caddlebear answered questions? Are you sure? Caddlebear doesn't think that he's the kind of individual that would just go around randomly answering questions... Maybe you were imagining things? Making up your own answers to things you never asked? Or, maybe I'm the one that's crazy!

Harry Potter? The only reason we'd even bother using that name is because it takes less effort to say than Daniel Radcliffe and well... Less effort has never been a major part of our conversingness! So I'm pretty sure we wouldn't do such a thing! Daniel Radcliffe it is!

Caddlebear remembers! It was most certainly only one horse... We'd never get overexcited and call in for a whole team of horses, where clearly in an originating Daniel Radcliffe conversation, you only need one horse, as long as it's purdy!

Poor Minty... It's not really our fault... But I am glad that you found her out there, in your travels... And at least she's okay now! No more pretending to be a dead cow for her! Yay for Minty! *Huggles Minty happily*

You're gonna set the bonfire for me? Yays! *Hugest huggles for APplebear!*

*Prepares for the bonfire dancing aroundness!*

Caddlebear knows all about salesness! Infact, Caddlebear was talking to someone just today... And this conversation, may explain why APplebear doesn't buy things that are on sale.... You see... I have this friend, let's call her Booblebear.. Well, Booblebear went to a particular place, to buy particular equipment that was on sale.... Not for herself, but for others that she knew.... She went there, all happy and prepared to buy stuff... But she was too late! Because lots of evil people had been buying the equipment in bulk! She shook her fist and swore never to bother with sales again!

So um, does that help? Maybe?

*Huggles APplebear some more!*