Why are all the good ones already fucking MARRIED?

[sheath]

WHY is it that the most amazing, wonderful, sensuous man of your dreams ALWAYS happens to be wearing a wedding band that YOU did not put there?



Every fucking time, I swear...

*walks off grumbling with unfulfilled desire*

S.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Cause I'm a lucky bitch?

Dunno.

 

[lobito]

the others are gay?

 

[Kymberley]

WHY is it that the most amazing, wonderful, sensuous man of your dreams ALWAYS happens to be wearing a wedding band that YOU did not put there?



Every fucking time, I swear...

*walks off grumbling with unfulfilled desire*

S.

Well thanks for sharing that....now I can stop looking.

I know what you mean though, the nicest men are always the ones with wives. Damn bitches were smart enough to grab them before they realized they would have dozens of women chasing after them.

 

[Guest]

 

[Sandia]

They get snarfed by smarter women.

Does this mean the perfect man would be married and gay?

 

[sheath]

Um what happened to your Boyfriend?




I think women see all the good ones are married, because they are looking for something they cant have.

My boyfriend thought Mr. Perfect and Married was damn near perfect, too. lol

S.

 

[Cheyenne]

They get snarfed by smarter women.

Yup, they do!

 

[fond of facials]

WHY is it that the most amazing, wonderful, sensuous man of your dreams ALWAYS happens to be wearing a wedding band that YOU did not put there?



Every fucking time, I swear...

*walks off grumbling with unfulfilled desire*

S.

I grabbed him before anyone else could.

 

[Guest]

I am not gay and not married right now no gf so now I can flirt with anyone

 

[Weevil]

Because we're in such short supply. The good girls out there recognize our goodness at an early age and with the promise of cookies and video games lure us into long term relationships.

 

[Killswitch]

Perhaps you are just falling for the married guy.

Most women seem to be attracted to married guys.......it's either a sign of a non commital type person, or the ones who want something they probably cant, or if they can, shouldnt have.

Your mom should have let you have that extra cookie you wanted as a child.

I didnt even go to college, or eat hallucinegenic(sp) mushrooms.

By the way.....this was a housecall....you owe me 200 dollars.

 

[sheath]

Because we're in such short supply. The good girls out there recognize our goodness at an early age and with the promise of cookies and video games lure us into long term relationships.

LMAO

So what happens when she bans the cookies because you are getting a big belly and she nixes the video games because you aren't taking out the trash or mowing the lawn like you PROMISED yesterday you would do?



S.

 

[Weevil]

LMAO

So what happens when she bans the cookies because you are getting a big belly and she nixes the video games because you aren't taking out the trash or mowing the lawn like you PROMISED yesterday you would do?



S.

You win her back to the good side of the force with your sweet, sweet lovin'

 

[Jim_Henson]

Weeve, you are utterly full of shit, but I see bub hasnt stole your humour

 

[Weevil]

Weeve, you are utterly full of shit, but I see bub hasnt stole your humour

Are you impugning the quality or the quantity of my sweet, sweet lovin'?

 

[curious2c]

Went the first ten years of marriage without a ring. Wife finally thought I should get and wear one. (I hadn't mostly because of my work...dangerous to wear a ring while at work) Anyway...about a week after getting the damn thing I noticed that certain women seemd to be paying more attention to me than ever before. Only thing that changed was that ring. A buddy told me that would happen...I blew it off until I saw he was right. I have had women come right up and put the moves me (a couple of times while my wife was standing right there!) Not that I am devestatingly handsome or anything of that nature...I have not been able to figure it out.

Rings don't mean a thing if the person wearing it doesn't care or value his current relationship. I don't think you would want a man that would cheat on his wife...left her for you...he would probably to the same to you after a while.

I understand your frustration...I remember when I had similar thoughts. Eventually I found my wife...and better or worse...fell in love with her. I am sure that when you least expect it you will find him that you are looking for and find your happiness too.

 

[grimreefer]

Hmm... my wife says it took a lot of work to make me satisfactory but that I'm well on my way to being good...

When did that happen???

 

[Weevil]

I also attract a great deal of women when I'm wearing the golden band. That has more to do with the fact that I'm such a sexy bitch than some weird "chicks dig married guys" thing. I'm just fairly irresistable.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Are you impugning the quality or the quantity of my sweet, sweet lovin'?

Both.

 

[Weevil]

Both.

That's slanderous. Or is it libelous? Or something?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I have found the opposite...

that all the best woman have standards....and that always leaves me high and dry....lol...I need a woman with low morals, lower standards and an eyesight problem....

 

[Jim_Henson]

That's slanderous. Or is it libelous? Or something?

Only if you were trying to seduce women here, and I defamed your character by saying that.

In other words, no chance. But feel free to prove otherwise.

How they doing?

 

[Weevil]

Only if you were trying to seduce women here, and I defamed your character by saying that.

In other words, no chance. But feel free to prove otherwise.

How they doing?

Good. I got to watch my first leaf game with my daughter the other day. I came dangerously close to renaming her Tucker.

Wow, Leaf game with my daughter. That's a weird sentence to type. The older one is fine also.

 

[Ladybird]

I am absolutely, completly, hopelessly and totally in love with a married man, and he is with me too.

We first met when he and his wife were separated, but by the time I realised what a treasure he is, he and his wife were back together.

He's committed to his marriage, and won't leave it. Not that I'd ask him too anyway.

So there ya go.. I love him, but can't have him. And it hurts like heck.