Who's really King/Queen of this heap??????

[Sparky Kronkite]

"Most Threads" - seems to be the one and only criteria.

But what about???????

"Most time logged" onto the General Board? Many lurkers might have that one sewed up - maybe even Ambro.

"Most Spew? Words? Letters? Inches of copy?" I think I might have that one. But maybe Celestial Body.

Those are the only two I can think of that are measurable - can you think of any more?

Days in a row maybe?
Fewest gaps in days?

 

[Cheyenne]

Length of time since registering?

 

[Cheri]

Yawn, you are Spunky. Yeah sure, King of Us All. The
Big Cheese. The Top Cahuna. Sure...whatever.
So now you wanna like crown the Prom Queen as well?

 

[Whispersecret]

Oh, no, Cheyenne. Perish the thought! The true measure of nobility in this kingdom is:

-number of posts, first and foremost

then, in no particular order:

-ability to say absolutely nothing to jeopardize your "I love everyone!/I'm only here to have fun!" reputation
-number of threads with your name in the title
-authorship of a monster thread
-being named on the most lists

Did I miss anything?

 

[Comshaw]

Whispersecret said;
Posts: 1578

Oh, no, Cheyenne. Perish the thought! The true measure of nobility in this kingdom is:

-number of posts, first and foremost

then, in no particular order:
-ability to say absolutely nothing to jeopardize your "I love everyone!/I'm only here to have fun!" reputation
-number of threads with your name in the title
-authorship of a monster thread
-being named on the most lists


DAMN! Looks like I'm one of the knaves 'round here! Fuck that! Back to the head and the naked breasts in my National Geographic!

Comshaw

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Did I miss anything?

ha ha Whisper ... oh yea luv ... you missed the big one all right ...

the one who posts the most song lyrics ....

lmao .... i mean come on people ....
_____________________
It's good to be king and have your own world
It helps to make friends, it's good to meet girls
A sweet little queen, who can't run away
It's good to be king, whatever it pays

Excuse me if I have some place in my mind
Where I go time to time

~Tom Petty~

 

[Ambrosious]

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream


WS-Good points!

 

[Madame Pandora]

The true measure of nobility in this kingdom is:

-number of posts, first and foremost

then, in no particular order:

-ability to say absolutely nothing to jeopardize your "I love everyone!/I'm only here to have fun!" reputation
-number of threads with your name in the title
-authorship of a monster thread
-being named on the most lists

Did I miss anything?

Only....

--ability to bore the bore those who didn't ask to hear about it with the most banal details of your royal life (which may or may not be true) because god forbid you use EMAIL to relay personal information (you couldn’t make other people read about it, after all and garner public sympathy);
--most dramatic announcements of "I'M LEAVING FOREVER" only to return the next day due to "popular demand";
--a complete lack of ability to defend yourself when you shove your crap in everyone’s face and someone has the balls to tell you it stinks;
--ability to behave like an ass, but kiss up to enough long-timers so that you can retain the guise of respect for others.

Now I think we got it covered. Long live the King/Queen

MP

 

[genderbender]

How fun to listen to the grownups squabble! I'm sure you've heard the one about the masturbating mosquito floating down the river on a leaf yelling at the bridge tender to raise the drawbridge. Get serious folks! Hanging around this site can be fun but its hardly profound. Who gives a shit who's King or Queen? If you've got something to say, say it. If you want to leave, go. You don't need to preen your peacock feathers for those of us here to have a good time. I, for one, have no intention of raising the drawbridge for anyone's pretentious little prick.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

All true - but.........

Did my question really get answered or did those who are only prone to do so - flame away with glee and abandon?

So, what does constitute an upstanding and righteous board persona?

Those mostly lurking in the shadows?

Those most timid? Humility? Please.

Maybe the Queen of the board would be the one with the most garish paper doll/cartoon image?

Or the one with the most brazen name that reflects dominance and power over men? (Which of course would be the inverse of what is happening in their real lives?)

Maybe the King would be the timid male, who is actually more like a female?

Maybe the Queen would be the most outspoken, foul mouth Dyke who's main purpose is to get a rise out of males?

Quite possibly, the Kind and Queen of this board would be all those who rarely have anything at all to say - because they haven't a creative thought in there mundane miniscule little brains?

Or those who can only "get off in life" with their pants down, hands working their crotches as they eagerly await words from fat, poke faced shut-ins as they watch this flickering screen?

I know who I am. And what ever warts I have - I accept wholly over any alternatives.

 

[Expertise]

Who the fuck wants to be the King or Queen?

You never get to retire..... unless you die.

Being dethroned often has some nasty reprecussions... beheading, banishment being imprisoned in a dungeon etc.

 

[April]

I know it ain't me
I don't care for it to be

I have better things to do
Like flirt with you

Haha. Another crappy poem brought to you by April!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Sparky, add: Number of crappy little poems posted.


Personally I don't see how there can be one King/Queen, the boards are too diverse, just like their members. No one person lords it over the whole lot, baring of course the obvious exception of Laurel and Manu.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I beg your pardon Jusp.....

I have complete dominance over Laurel and Manu.

 

[April]

Juspar, are you referring to my poem? I'll have you know I worked very hard on that bit of crappiness! LOL For all of about 45 seconds.

 

[CreamyLady]

Majesty, the peasants are revolting!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

In deed they are, I can smell them from here.


Hey April, you said it was a "another crappy poem", I just thought you could be queen and that sounded as good a criteria as any.

 

[Expertise]

Shhhhhhhh Sparky.......

Let these puny earthlings continue their delusionary ideas about actually controlling their own lives and fate. When it is actually we, in conjunction with the Shriners, who are the lords and masters of this rock.

"The plan" depends on it.

We'll discuss this more later I have a busy afternoon of anal probing and bovine mutilation..... wheres my fez and UFO keys.

 

[April]

Juspar, others have posted more poems than I have. This is only my second. Was just checking. I try not to assume things, 'cause it gets me in trouble.

Sparky, I think the real qualifications to be king or queen of the board are not posting quantity, but quality.

Exhibiting caring and compassion to other members, trying to help out where possible.

But not that sticky sweetness, the kind that you have to wonder if it is real or if they are really screaming inside. 'Cause I don't think those people are being true to themselves.

 

[Expertise]

Sachirine (sp)....... I for one love it

 

[April]

Saccharine, sweetie. Glad I could help. Now I need some help of my own! *weg*

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Juspar, others have posted more poems than I have. This is only my second. Was just checking. I try not to assume things, 'cause it gets me in trouble.

OK, damn. I'll have to figure out some other criteria that works then. I once had an accountant working for me, he would ask, "What answer do you wnat, I'll make the numbers fit." Same deal here. Really I'm just trying to get you as Queen so you owe me something, something big !


*getting serious* I agree with your criteria, which is subjective in it's nature and fits with what I said before. Too much diversity for an agreement on a single couple.

 

[Expertise]

Help or saccharine?

 

[April]

LOL at Juspar. No problem. Anyway, it's just Sparky's brain fart, and the idea will pass. They always do. And I've seen enough of your pics to feel this strange need to pay you back. But we'll see how that goes later this week.

Expertise, you know I'll take anything you can give me!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey April?

Speaking of pics - you ever git mine?