Whomp! Instant Erection.

[JazzManJim]

Guys, have you ever been doing something, with sex being one of the furthest things from your mind, then you happen to catch a glance of a women doing something so amazingly innocent, yet sexy at the same time that it just gives you an instant hardon?

That's exactly what happened to me this evening going in to take one of my finals. I was getting out of the car in the parking lot and there was a young woman parked next to me. I got out of my car and she started to back up. I stoped and waved her back, to let her know that she could do so and wasn't in danger of running me over. she just gave me the most adorable shy smile and kind of wiggled her fingers at me as she pulled back.

WHOMP!! Instant Erection. Man I love those.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Perv

It happened to my husband tonight. I was wearin my breeches, gettin ready to go to my riding lesson... I bent over to pull on my boots... those knee high, black leather ones... grabbed my riding crop and slapped it against my boot, which is some kind of ritual, cuz I always do that... and I heard him moan. I gave him an innocent smile, a wiggle of the fingers, and went off to ride my horse.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Not only for that sort of thing...


But the song "Whomp: There it is" gives me an intsant erection.

 

[Private Vasquez]

does it make that sound when it happens?

 

[Sillyman]

Never. I have had sexual thoughts enter my mind at the result of a non-sexual stimulus, but never accompanied by physical signs of arousal except during puberty.

 

[JazzManJim]

does it make that sound when it happens?

Yep. It sounds like one of those big sails on the front of a Catamaran, when they let out the sail and the wind catches it full.

WHOMP!!!

 

[JazzManJim]

Perv

BUt you so love me.

 

[Problem Child]

Jim's massive whale-dork penis that makes whomping sounds:

 

[seXieleXie]

dude that thing is looking at the camera. i'd be scared it would jump up and club me in the head.

 

[Mischka]

dude that thing is looking at the camera. i'd be scared it would jump up and club me in the head.

I doubt it would be going for your head.

 

[JazzManJim]

Jim's massive whale-dork penis that makes whomping sounds:

 

[seXieleXie]

I doubt it would be going for your head.

maybe it could put out your flaming crotch.

 

[metal_minx]

dude that thing is looking at the camera. i'd be scared it would jump up and club me in the head.

LOL i was hoping it was fake :-/

 

[scylis]

i doubt the innocence of it, but no matter what i was thinking or how i'm feeling (happy, horney, tired, depressed, sad, angry, whatever), juicygirl's AV... i mean, holy good gawd!

 

[phrodeau]

Jim's massive whale-dork penis that makes whomping sounds:

The fellow in the pic must only be 3½ feet tall.

 

[Bindii]

Not in possession of a penis myself - well one that's actually attached to my body, I took your question to my SO for discussion... God I love Lit it opens up so much discussion!
He informs me that this is a regular occurence in his daily routine saying that he often will be doing something and happen to catch a glimpse of a woman doing something non sexual that arouses him instantly. I had to drag the information out him - I think he feared that world war three would erupt after I heard that other women give him erections.....lol He did redeem himself by saying that he walked into the lounge room the other day to see me busy cleaning windows from behind and that he had to go and change his jeans for a looser pair to accomodate his erection.

I did wonder why he insisted on watching me...

 

[paphian]

Yep. It sounds like one of those big sails on the front of a Catamaran, when they let out the sail and the wind catches it full.

WHOMP!!!

That would make an instant erection a "spinnaker?" Hmmm... good term, I'd say.

As in: "This woman did the most innocent, yet incredibly sexy thing, and I spinnakered right on the spot."

Works for me.

 

[ExLimey]

Oh great, now every week while I'm out racing our sailboat I'm gonna be thinking about Jim's hard-on everytime I hear the sails!!

Just for the record, the spinnaker I fly is such light-weight material that it CRACKs, not WHOMPs. The genoa (jib) doesn't quite WHOMP either (because it's new). Now the main. The main whomps when the wind is heavy and we tack fast.

 

[paphian]

<snip>

Just for the record, the spinnaker I fly is such light-weight material that it CRACKs, not WHOMPs. The genoa (jib) doesn't quite WHOMP either (because it's new). Now the main. The main whomps when the wind is heavy and we tack fast.

I sorta figured, although it's been many years since I've been out sailing (dammit!).

It just wouldn't have the same "ring" to it saying,
"I got this major mains'l," though.

 

[JazzManJim]

I sorta figured, although it's been many years since I've been out sailing (dammit!).

It just wouldn't have the same "ring" to it saying,
"I got this major mains'l," though.

Well, if you used a heavier spinnaker it's WHOMP, wouldn't it?

I'm thinking of that strage but watchable sailing movie "Wind" a bunch of years back with that monster sail that I believe was a spinnaker.

Either way I love that new slang word! I"m gonna use it!