Who understands men?

[Isabella Thorne]

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11.The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

... and so it goes ...

NOW ....WHO THE HECK UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job <as women> to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

I don't even think men understand themselves

 

[MidnightAngel]

#4. Yep, that's the one that causes all my problems, right there.

 

[cutie pie]

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job <as women> to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

My question is, how long do we have to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature??????

 

[mig]

Don't

try to understand us.

Just love us.Well me anyway.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

1. The nice men are ugly.

seeeee. proof that I AM ugly.

 

[EvilBrat74]

Somebody ran a thread just like this one a couple of week's ago.

 

[Ree]

10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11.The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

I know this guy!!!!!! He drives me insane. I have to make the first move because he is TOO SHY and then I make the first move, and the second move, and the 112th move and now I am scarey because I make the moves. And they call us "fickle"!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Originally posted by http://www.gif-world.net/gifs/alien/05.gif
I don't even think men understand themselves

Au contraire! We're just sucky at explaining things...

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Somebody ran a thread just like this one a couple of week's ago.

It was lilminx, and they were the exact same points.

I don't care though

 

[Bs]

Thanks Ree, I saw me there too.......



on #4, #10 & #11


Oh, and also the grape thingy....... mostly being stomped ..... and the really good wine needs to age for at least 50 yrs.... and I'm not there yet.....

 

[lobito]

The person who came up with that list originally, obviously hadn't had a man in awhile, if ever.

And the people who belive that list are just as bad as "her".

Men aren't very complex, face it.

 

[Jimi]

1. The nice men are ugly.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11.The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

... and so it goes ...

NOW ....WHO THE HECK UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job <as women> to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

Put #'s 1 & 4 together and Here I am! I'm far from being a coward - But you'll have to make some kind of move, ma chérie...

Having been stomped & crushed severly, the tannins are just becoming the right balance with the fruit... Perhaps a glass or two of Shiraz-Cab and a dance evening at Vol de Nuit (if it still exists) is in order...

À bientôt

Jimi

Life's goal: Drive faster, Love slower

 

[Isabella Thorne]

It's raining men ...

Originally posted by Jimi6996 you'll have to make some kind of move, ma chérie...

eh Jimi cheri? it is you who has to make some kind of move ... how about starting with answering my emails ... ??????

and ok ok ok ok ... so someone else posted this before .... geeeeez ... just skip over this thread if you have already read it ...

it was sent to me in an email and i thought my lit friends would enjoy it ... i loved it ... and as i said before once ... i can only read about 10% of the threads posted here ... i just don't have the time to check out each one ... sooooo sorry ....

Lobito ... baby ... it is only a joke for fuck's sake ... lol ...

 

[Ree]

Thanks Ree, I saw me there too.......

on #4, #10 & #11

I don't remember including #4 in my original list. What makes you think I was talking about you???? I only mentioned #10 and #11.



Ooops, he caught me. You know I just think you are too sexy for words and too embarrassed to tell.

 

[perks]

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job <as women> to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

OMG...they are supposed to mature?.......wait how will I know?...does that mean I have to grow up?.....ugh

 

[Demian]

But the ugliest men hang out at Lit

Hey,

Hot Bebe

Hi,

Izabella

I'm looking at the best Zep into your heart
and saying

Men are not Women

Look out for men who want to abuse women

You know the Music of the Heart

Now I'm listening to Take the Long Way Home

I'll be yer Bastion

Alwayz
demian

 

[Isabella Thorne]

But there are times that you feel you're part of the scenery

My darling Demian ...

thank you for your post dear ... and to think i mentioned in your Pink Floyd thread that i worried that people did not understand my humour ... that maybe i was a little too far out there ...

wellll luv we all know you have me beat ... when i read a post from you directed at moi, i almost feel like i have to decypher your secret coded messages ... talk about free verse ... geez ... hee hee ..

this post is a stumper i must say ... hey maybe i should ask for clues from Nancy Drew ...

So you think you're a Romeo paying a part in a picture-show?

but i digress ...

... personally i think only the most clever, cutest, sexiest, funniest, and hip men hang out at lit .... hey that's why i'm here ... because of lit men like toi ....

slutty kisses
isabella xo