Who understands men?

[lilminx]

I ran out of money, I thought I could afford the dinner but it broke me. I should have invested in a bottle of Scotch and a box of condoms but I thought you were a classy girl. Maybe we are more clear to each other now, lets get drunk and fuck!

Now you're talking my language- be at my place tonight with the aforementioned items. Bring some accessories too- I have handcuffs and a blindfold, but you may want to bring the joy jelly and a paddle.

 

[modest mouse]

Now you're talking my language- be at my place tonight with the aforementioned items. Bring some accessories too- I have handcuffs and a blindfold, but you may want to bring the joy jelly and a paddle.

I knew this couldn't be all that difficult.

I'm bringing some fruit as well, I have plans for tomorrow morning.

This online to RL romance thing is a piece of cake.

 

[lilminx]

I'm glad that we finally understand each other. Maybe things will work out, after all.

I'm bringing some fruit as well, I have plans for tomorrow morning.

Breakfast in bed?

 

[modest mouse]

Breakfast in bed?

Sorta, with a long preparation before breakfast.

Fresh strawberries, letting you take a small bite, running the exposed tender fruit flesh over your legs. Slowly, licking and tasting the trail behind. Your body mixing with the juice and sending my head spinning.

Warming each piece in my hand before moving inside you, coating, and twisting, and sliding. Tasting.

Sharing the warm, wet breakfast...pulling at your tongue with mine and retasting you.

Moving down to clean the fruit juices from your own, slowly and meticulously. Lingering.

The morning plays out and afternoon rolls around, still in bed with sweat and desire.

 

[Slinky'sWench]

not sure if I should comment on understanding men, mine decided yesterday he wanted bigger boobs than me he's not mine anymore

 

[Andreina]

I was talking with my dad recently about this very topic... he said that he still can't understand how women work. Then I asked my mom if she could understand men. She said she hasn't got a clue.

I think part of the fun is trying over and over again to see how we work. But that's just me.

 

[bluemuse]

Is it time to cruise the Jr. Highs for moldable "pre-men"?

 

[Andreina]

oh yes please.

I can cook. I need someone who can iron.

 

[Thunder69]

I got this in my e-mail today, and have been finding lately that much of this seems to be true. I also thought it was funny and I wanted to share.

Who understands men?
>
> 1. The nice men are ugly.

> 2. The handsome men are not nice.

> 3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

> 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

> 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

> 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

> 7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

> 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat
> heterosexual,don't think we are beautiful enough.

> 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

> 10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God they are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

> 11.The men who never make the first move, automatically lose
> interest in us when we take the initiative
>
> NOW ....WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
>
> Men are like a fine wine.
> They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them
> and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to
> have dinner with.
>

WOW... I guess that makes me a 10!!!!!!

 

[Thunder69]

oh yes please.

I can cook. I need someone who can iron.

I can cook too! and hate to iron. whats that mean, we gonna get fat and walk around in wrinkled clothing?