who needs to get laid?

[Guest]

please

 

[BeowulfAgate]

the thought comes to mind.... and then a whole passel of lascivious ones follows.....

 

[Chantilyvamp]

pretty dang badly..this is going to be one long week

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

i got a txt not so long ago that started 'if you dont...me soon...'

yeah...that sums it up...

 

[Guest]

*squirm*

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I'm getting close to crying myself to sleep at nights again.

 

[Tarakin]

me...

 

[Guest]

hmm

gaaaahhh

 

[Chantilyvamp]

mememememe and i'm planning on it tonight even if I have to do it myself! (though dont think hes really gonna say no)

 

[Brute_Force]

I need a good fuck. I need it right now. I am a patient man, but my girlfriend needs to hurry up and come home. I've got all kinds of surprises in store for her.

 

[Tarakin]

Meeeee!

 

[DesertPirate]

It would be a much shorter thread if you asked "Who Doesn't Need To Get Laid?"

I always need it

 

[_Lynn_]

Me.............maybe it will be my Christmas gift

 

[perfect_deb]

again? today?

what the hell! lay me down, can't never have too much sex

 

[perfect_deb]

mememememe and i'm planning on it tonight even if I have to do it myself! (though dont think hes really gonna say no)

you ask?

 

[dans562]

been alone for 5 years now since my divorce. Do I win? I mean can I get laid pleeeeeeeease??

 

[perfect_deb]

been alone for 5 years now since my divorce. Do I win? I mean can I get laid pleeeeeeeease??

you poor little pet - if i was over there in the states i'd come and help you

god sake man - go an find a woman!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

been alone for 5 years now since my divorce. Do I win? I mean can I get laid pleeeeeeeease??

No, you don't win. I hit twelve years last month and I don't even win. I forget who does, but they had a year or two on me.

 

[perfect_deb]

No, you don't win. I hit twelve years last month and I don't even win. I forget who does, but they had a year or two on me.

since you've had sex!!!???

are there no wimmin in jersey?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

since you've had sex!!!???

are there no wimmin in jersey?

Yes, sort of. The last time I attempted sex was August 14, 1995. I prematurely ejaculated and went home upset with my own existence. She broke up with me two weeks later. The last time I had real sex was July that same year.

Now, I had a date on June 9th, 1997, but I was 21 and she was 16, despite my friend's assurances that she was at least 18. The last person I was set up with (which was also the second person I was ever set up with) announced to her friend that was setting us up, that she was engaged while introductions were being made.

There are no single and willing, and of age women in my area. Every woman I see anymore is either married, hanging on the arm of a boyfriend, underage, or just completely angry towards me from the first look we exchange. It's uncanny and depressing to be treated completely differently than everyone else that I know.

 

[sophia jane]

It's been almost two years now and I mostly hadn't missed it (much) cuz the depression had killed my libido.
Now I'm better and horny. But also totally unwilling to have meaningless sex, so...while I want to get laid, I'm not going to until I've found someone I really like, and there's more to it than just getting off.

 

[perfect_deb]

Yes, sort of. The last time I attempted sex was August 14, 1995. I prematurely ejaculated and went home upset with my own existence. She broke up with me two weeks later. The last time I had real sex was July that same year.

Now, I had a date on June 9th, 1997, but I was 21 and she was 16, despite my friend's assurances that she was at least 18. The last person I was set up with (which was also the second person I was ever set up with) announced to her friend that was setting us up, that she was engaged while introductions were being made.

There are no single and willing, and of age women in my area. Every woman I see anymore is either married, hanging on the arm of a boyfriend, underage, or just completely angry towards me from the first look we exchange. It's uncanny and depressing to be treated completely differently than everyone else that I know.

i'm sorry - but i'm reading that in open mouthed shock

the simple fact that you're checking off (and remember) the dates worries me

you dont look that bad to me - not the axe murder/pervert/weirdo type at all

you mention gaming - do not tell me you sit at home playing wow?

go somewhere - join a club - meet real humans - do something blokey (that means macho in oz)

there a thousands of women out there that want to meet nice guys - truly!

 

[rgraham666]

there a thousands of women out there that want to meet nice guys - truly!

That hasn't been my experience.

In fact things got so bad my New Year's resolution was 'no more dating. It's not fun any more.'

It's the first resolution in years that's lasted longer than a month.

 

[perfect_deb]

That hasn't been my experience.

In fact things got so bad my New Year's resolution was 'no more dating. It's not fun any more.'

It's the first resolution in years that's lasted longer than a month.

where on earth are you looking - under rocks, gay bars.........

i have at least 6 friends who would love to find a nice reliable guy - dickheads they can find anywhere

 

[perfect_deb]

It's been almost two years now and I mostly hadn't missed it (much) cuz the depression had killed my libido.
Now I'm better and horny. But also totally unwilling to have meaningless sex, so...while I want to get laid, I'm not going to until I've found someone I really like, and there's more to it than just getting off.

yeah, but it could be a good start.............