who needs to get laid?

[TheeGoatPig]

i'm sorry - but i'm reading that in open mouthed shock

the simple fact that you're checking off (and remember) the dates worries me

you dont look that bad to me - not the axe murder/pervert/weirdo type at all

you mention gaming - do not tell me you sit at home playing wow?

go somewhere - join a club - meet real humans - do something blokey (that means macho in oz)

there a thousands of women out there that want to meet nice guys - truly!

Dates are easy to remember. We went to an amusement part on a Monday the last time we attempted sex. I stumbled upon the receipt a year later and it stuck in there. My last date was the Monday after going to my first concert ever, while I was driving my first rental car ever because my car was in the shop, on my first paid vacation ever. A lot of reminders there.

And the fact that I've only ever been with one woman ever doesn't help me forget the dates.

My looks have changed drastically over the years. From geeky in high school, to metal head/geek, to straight out metal head, had jaw surgery and braces so my face looks 1000 times better, gained a lot of weight over the last ten years so I'm not stick thin, shaved my ass-length hair off, grew a beard and mustache, chaved them off again... I look my best ever right now.

I don't play W.o.W. RPGs aren't made the right way to interest me yet. Maybe Fallout 3 will change that, but until then I'm more into shooters. I only play them when I'm not doing anything else. People always have and always will come first.

And I do a few things. I have been practicing martial arts for four years. No one there seems to want to provide any help. I play poker at a local bar for the last two years. People there have said they will help, but no one has yet. I think one woman is getting me a stripped for my birthday next week. We'll see.

And I'm aware that women should like me. As I shouted out my car window at stopped traffic one day, "I should be adored by millions!" but the reality is much different for some reason.

 

[perfect_deb]

"I should be adored by millions!" but the reality is much different for some reason.

well - at least you self esteem is healthy

how old are you?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

32 on Wednesday. Give me chocolate layer cake and women

 

[perfect_deb]

32 on Wednesday. Give me chocolate layer cake and women

good age - at the height of your male libido - you should be getting laid daily

mate - if i could afford the ticket and the time, i'd come over, thow you down, fuck your brains out and leave you a satisfied wilted wreck (thats a good thing)

 

[TheeGoatPig]

good age - at the height of your male libido - you should be getting laid daily

mate - if i could afford the ticket and the time, i'd come over, thow you down, fuck your brains out and leave you a satisfied wilted wreck (thats a good thing)

And there is another problem. Everyone who does seem to like me is on the wrong continent, or married, or "not ready for another relationship right now" or something stupid like that.

 

[rgraham666]

where on earth are you looking - under rocks, gay bars.........

i have at least 6 friends who would love to find a nice reliable guy - dickheads they can find anywhere

I believe most of your friends would add 'normal' to that list of traits, if asked.

I'm nice and reliable.

I'm also a high school dropout. That puts a lot of women off me. It contradicts the reliable part.

I have lived most of my life alone. So I'm not good with the subtleties of socializing. Many women don't know how to handle that.

I am poor as a church mouse. My lack of formal education and the problem listed below ensure I'll be that way for the rest of my life. I'm generous with what money I have, but that's so little many women regard me as cheap.

I also have been struggling for most of my life with mental illness, depression. Most women run the second I mention that. To many people any form of mental illness is stark,staring lunacy.

I've also found that single women near my own age are often carrying a lot of emotional baggage. They're always waiting for me to act like an ex. The second I do it's game over.

So no more for me for a while.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I believe most of your friends would add 'normal' to that list of traits, if asked.

So, what is this thing you refer to as "normal?" I havent' seen it yet. We're all a little dark and twisty inside.

 

[perfect_deb]

I believe most of your friends would add 'normal' to that list of traits, if asked.

I'm nice and reliable.

I'm also a high school dropout. That puts a lot of women off me. It contradicts the reliable part.

I have lived most of my life alone. So I'm not good with the subtleties of socializing. Many women don't know how to handle that.

I am poor as a church mouse. My lack of formal education and the problem listed below ensure I'll be that way for the rest of my life. I'm generous with what money I have, but that's so little many women regard me as cheap.

I also have been struggling for most of my life with mental illness, depression. Most women run the second I mention that. To many people any form of mental illness is stark,staring lunacy.

I've also found that single women near my own age are often carrying a lot of emotional baggage. They're always waiting for me to act like an ex. The second I do it's game over.

So no more for me for a while.

so let me get this straight - you introduce yourself "hi i'm <name>, i'm an uneducated high school dropout, with no prospects and a mental illness.....

maybe you should keep a bit of that to yourself till they find the nice, intelligent man underneath and most likely they'll accept the rest with the package - cos like you said they have baggage too

 

[perfect_deb]

So, what is this thing you refer to as "normal?" I havent' seen it yet. We're all a little dark and twisty inside.

hopefully

 

[MagicaPractica]

hopefully

Personally, I came out of my childhood with "baggage" but I don't let it slow me down anymore, ya know?

 

[perfect_deb]

gotta go feed the kids - love you all

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Seriously.

 

[Guest]

Seriously.

well well well

what have we here??


a needy vana

 

[Nirvanadragones]

well well well

what have we here??


a needy vana

Not really . . .

I just want that rhythmic, lulling movement of being slowly and deeply fucked. The kind of experience that makes you completely forget who you are and where you are and what you're doing.

 

[Guest]

thats reaaaaaaaaally sexy

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Not really . . .

I just want that rhythmic, lulling movement of being slowly and deeply fucked. The kind of experience that makes you completely forget who you are and where you are and what you're doing.

I volunteer.

 

[Guest]

I volunteer.

Oh, sure, for that, you volunteer.

But to make 2 dozen cupcakes for the school bake sale, where are you?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I volunteer.

What time is your flight?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What time is your flight?

I'm stowing away in 45 mins.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I'm stowing away in 45 mins.

That's too late. I need it now.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's too late. I need it now.

Astroprojecting as we speak.

 

[knitedreams]

I do! It's been years!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Please?

 

[Guest]

adding to the list

 

[TheeGoatPig]

adding to the list

I haven't ever been removed from the list