who needs to get laid?

[Guest]

get...........................................

 

[Guest]

laid ..........................................

 

[chris 44]

Definitely me...

If I hadn't written myself into one or two of my stories, I wouldn't have been laid this year, how sad is that?

Chris

 

[scheherazade_79]

Me.

And today vanilla is banned

 

[CeriseNoire]

Me. Still need to get laid. Of well, I'm scheduled to get some in 5-7 months.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I've heard that sex is good for helping get over a cold. I could use some of that on so many levels right now...

 

[poisonpen]

getting laid

a day, a month, a week???? Try since October 1992!!!!!!! Ask me how I feel or what I want and you could get a detonation of hormones that would make the atomic bomb explosion look like a desert fart!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

a day, a month, a week???? Try since October 1992!!!!!!! Ask me how I feel or what I want and you could get a detonation of hormones that would make the atomic bomb explosion look like a desert fart!

Wow. Somone beats my record of July, 1995.

 

[Mexxxi_Booty]

I sooo need to get laid....

 

[yevkassem72]

I sooo need to get laid....

With a username like that? Damn....such an opportunity.

Yes, I could use a lay right now.

 

[Mexxxi_Booty]

With a username like that? Damn....such an opportunity.

Yes, I could use a lay right now.

well maybe opportunity will knock, front or back door is fine

 

[yevkassem72]

well maybe opportunity will knock, front or back door is fine

Nice. I like both entrances, in fact. Despite my ex's claim that the back door is an "exit only".

 

[Mexxxi_Booty]

Nice. I like both entrances, in fact. Despite my ex's claim that the back door is an "exit only".

shame....going in through the exit door is not bad at all....I likie

 

[yevkassem72]

shame....going in through the exit door is not bad at all....I likie

Yes, but try telling that to her. Well, now that we are divorcing, she wants to offer me anal. Too late, madame.

 

[Mexxxi_Booty]

Yes, but try telling that to her. Well, now that we are divorcing, she wants to offer me anal. Too late, madame.

hmmmm sounds a little manipulative, but at least now u can go and find urself someone who would enjoy it...whenever! fun fun fun!!!!

 

[yevkassem72]

hmmmm sounds a little manipulative, but at least now u can go and find urself someone who would enjoy it...whenever! fun fun fun!!!!

True. Tried the ex sex, fuckbuddy thing for a while, but it didn't pan out. She tried to fuck me without a condom and that was the end of the game.

Merci beaucoup.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Me.

It's the weather - I'm totally rampant at the moment

 

[chris 44]

Seems like Zade and I have a similar problem - the medical dictionary lists it under desperation...

Chris

 

[curiositykitten]

...and this little kitty needs to be petted and given lots of loving attention...

 

[scheherazade_79]

Seems like Zade and I have a similar problem - the medical dictionary lists it under desperation...

Chris

And mine's still on-going...

It's got so bad I think I'm going to have to visit an old fuck-buddy soon. I can't go on like this...

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I need a shag.

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

I need a shag.

Same here. And she's at the mall. And I don't swing alone.

 

[Guest]

'm so fucking horny right now i cant take it.

fuck i dont know what to do with myself. .............

 

[kiten69]

*giggle* Not me...I'm all fucked out after this weekend...

 

[Guest]

*giggle* Not me...I'm all fucked out after this weekend...

thats what u say now.

but if you were here ...................................