who needs to get laid?

[bruce_steele]

the whole world...

 

[ravensfx]

Hate to say it but...

the whole world...

Lots of whackos like Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity. I think even hookers would turn those two down.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

You know something...for once, I actually don't need to get laid. I feel content just the way things are.

Trom, are you ok? Do you need medical attention? Should I be worried about you? Your uncharacteristic post is unsettling, to say the least!

 

[impressive]

I come to you, a passionate thief, greedy in my taking, wanting you, wanting your gifts. By touch, caress, kiss and lick, I unlock your secret treasures, one by one, taking the more common ones first before delving deeper and deeper, through the sweet resistance, to reach the very core . . . and taking it all.

And leaving you dazed and breathless, eyes fluttering like tired hummingbird's wings, I take my leave . . . .

 

[scheherazade_79]

Me.

Does anyone mind if I push to the front of the queue? Because the need is really urgent. Where's Dial-a-Dyke-Free-Delivery-Within-A-Ten-Mile-Radius when you need it?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Me.

Does anyone mind if I push to the front of the queue? Because the need is really urgent. Where's Dial-a-Dyke-Free-Delivery-Within-A-Ten-Mile-Radius when you need it?

I mind...

 

[scheherazade_79]

I mind...

Dude, you're going to have to fight me for this one

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Dude, you're going to have to fight me for this one

If you weren't a lesbian that could be fun

 

[EnglishGuy1982]

I certainly do!!!

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I dont need to get laid.

I desire to make love.

 

[MagicaPractica]

You know something...for once, I actually don't need to get laid. I feel content just the way things are.

Hey! This thread isn't for you satisfied people, it's for those of us who need it.

*raises my hand*

 

[impressive]

Fucked hard & put away wet, please.

Like ... now.

 

[Belegon]

Fucked hard & put away wet, please.

Like ... now.

Yum....thanks for the visual.

 

[impressive]

Yum....thanks for the visual.

My pleasure.

 

[Belegon]

My pleasure.

It will be....

 

[impressive]

It will be....

I'll hold you to that!

 

[Belegon]

I'll hold you to that!

You holding me is incentive...not a threat.

 

[sister76]

I need to get laid, super bad!!!! pm

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

I nearly always want or need to get laid, unless I've just been, and even then I do at times. Of course, that doesn't mean that I can't wait when I have no means of satisfaction feasible to me. I just have to swallow my frustration until a more opportune moment.

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

Nirvana, that is quite possibly the sexiest and most beautiful avatar I've ever seen.

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

Lots of whackos like Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity. I think even hookers would turn those two down.

Considering that their wives probably have frequent headaches and you're probably right about even crack whores refusing them, I'd recommend that they come out of the closet and admit their repressed homosexual leanings. It's their best chance of getting laid and they would probably enjoy it more, given their most likely predisposition. I see the gay in them a kilometer away. Seriously, they are each other's best bet for sex and they have so much in common. Reactionary politics, for instance.

P.S. I apologise in advance for any offence or anguish that I might have caused the gay and lesbian community by outing Mr. Reilly and Mr. Hannity. I felt that it had to be done in the public interest, however.

 

[The_Darkness]

Me. Badly.

 

[vampiredust]

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm waiting to pounce on the right person

Expect a few earthquakes that night

 

[impressive]

Spring Break is seriously messin' with my toy time.

I need SEX ... LOTS of it ... NOW!

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Im working on it...