who needs to get laid?

I want to be touched everywhere. I dont want a single part of me to remain untouched. I want to be taken, hard, fast. Loved, softly, slowly. I want to be begging for more, dry lips, sweaty body.

I desire her touch.

~~ i am so so so so so so so so so so so so so so horny i cant begin to describe.
 
The only times that I don't want to get "laid" is when I a sick or in aching pain. Other than that...bring on the licks and kisses :)
 
If the need gets any greater I'll be ripping the husbands clothes off in the kitchen while we do dishes tonight...damned if I can or not, at least one of us is going to get something! Considering there are no curtains in there that should give the neighbours something to think about :devil:
 
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I've been thinking no. In fact, I'd made myself forget all about sex until my SO is out of the hospital and back here. That is until last night. I ran into one of my neighbors as she was leaving for work. My God, I never noticed before what a fantastic pair of tits she has. They were absolutly spilling out of her low cut top. What a vision :D :D
 
Jenny_Jackson said:
I've been thinking no. In fact, I'd made myself forget all about sex until my SO is out of the hospital and back here. That is until last night. I ran into one of my neighbors as she was leaving for work. My God, I never noticed before what a fantastic pair of tits she has. They were absolutly spilling out of her low cut top. What a vision :D :D

I need to live where you live...at least in the neighborhood.
 
Yeah, ok, I'll admit it...it's been too long. Not too long since I've had sex--too long since I've been properly LAID.

SG
 
kiten69 said:
*sigh*...in the worst way!

Kisses....same here....but he's getting back in tonight....hope you get it from your man, too.... ;) Well, technically, he's not my man anymore, but I don't plan for that state to last long. :devil:
 
Fuck! He's not getting back until Monday at the earliest now! Damn! I'm sooooo.....horny and ready for him! :( I'm gonna pout!
 
I could use some female attention... :eek: Veronica and I aren't doing that anymore....we both kind of cut each other off.... :(
 
patcat said:
The only times that I don't want to get "laid" is when I a sick or in aching pain. Other than that...bring on the licks and kisses :)

Now that I'm filing for divorce and not screwing my estranged wife....I feel the same way...plus the need for some tail... :eek:
 
I want to find some girl somewhere and do things that put my stories to shame....from the tenderest of the tender to the kinkiest and dirtiest of the kinky and dirty.

Need laid? You'd better fucking believe it.
 
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I can't argue with a single word there :D

Or should that be a :( ?
 
Okay, I am officially in this category. I cut off the ex again. Was resisting advice to do that, but then she tried to fuck me in the apartment complex swimming pool. That was a little too crazy for me, plus I didn't have a condom handy. The condom has been a way for me to ensure that she didn't get pregnant and mentally remind her that I still intended a divorce. Her trying to bypass that or at least not caring about having it suggested that she wanted to return to our old situation. The condom was a symbol of our being mere fuckbuddies, since most married couples do not use condoms. To ignore the condom was to imply an attempt at reconciliation.

However, it does mean that I need to get laid. :eek:
 
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I feel for you, mon cherie.
 
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