who needs to get laid?

[4degrees]

Don't ever be straight! You're wonderful bent.

i might have to post this in the 'what's the nicest feedback...lately' thread.


i am the bent-est.

 

[4degrees]

Bent, crooked, straight . . . we love it all.

how 'bout flaming?

 

[slyc_willie]

how 'bout flaming?

Bonfires.

 

[4degrees]

Bonfires.

we don't want no water, let the muthafucker burn. baby.

 

[The_Darkness]

Need to get laid? Yeah, that'd be me. Man I'm gonna be so happy in October after the wife has our child and she's healed up.

 

[_Lynn_]

That would be Me~~~

"Ready, willing and able"

 

[The_Darkness]

That would be Me~~~

"Ready, willing and able"

Just the way I lick 'em.

Er...well, fuck it....I like to lick, so it all works out in the end. So to speak.

 

[_Lynn_]

Just the way I lick 'em.

Er...well, fuck it....I like to lick, so it all works out in the end. So to speak.

As do I~~like to lick 'em

 

[The_Darkness]

As do I~~like to lick 'em

A growing part of me pictured us liking to lick the same thing instead of just congruous things.

Either way, I win.

 

[_Lynn_]

A growing part of me pictured us liking to lick the same thing instead of just congruous things.

Either way, I win.

Is that right?

 

[The_Darkness]

Is that right?

I like to think so.

 

[_Lynn_]

I like to think so.

Wonder if you could think while I licked???

 

[The_Darkness]

Wonder if you could think while I licked???

One of my ex-girlfriends....the nasty, dirty, fun, exhibitionist one....gave good enough head that I blacked out on occassion. She's a tough card to beat.

 

[_Lynn_]

One of my ex-girlfriends....the nasty, dirty, fun, exhibitionist one....gave good enough head that I blacked out on occassion. She's a tough card to beat.

I am up for it

 

[The_Darkness]

I am up for it

As am I. I always rise to meet a challenger.

 

[_Lynn_]

As am I. I always rise to meet a challenger.

Is that so?

and you are meeting this challenger where?

 

[The_Darkness]

Is that so?

and you are meeting this challenger where?

If only I wasn't married....the answer would be "Yes."

 

[_Lynn_]

If only I wasn't married....the answer would be "Yes."

Ah yes....back to My being alone

 

[The_Darkness]

Ah yes....back to My being alone

 

[_Lynn_]

 

[Guest]

MEEEEE

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I don't just need to get laid.

I need to come in finding her in all black, with Rimsky Korsakov's "Night on Bald Mountain" playing. That first kiss is hard, almost cruel as we crush one another in soul sucking kisses. Clothes peeled off slowly, deliberately, savoring the look of flesh as its bared, and offered up for pleasure.

Tumbling, rolling, as much struggling to make each other explode first as it is being pleasured as well. The bed creaks and groans til we move to the floor for more room to move. Gasping, groaning, snarling biting hair pulling thrusting aching dark core of my being shattered into a thousand brilliant suns sex, thats what I need.

 

[_Lynn_]

I don't just need to get laid.

I need to come in finding her in all black, with Rimsky Korsakov's "Night on Bald Mountain" playing. That first kiss is hard, almost cruel as we crush one another in soul sucking kisses. Clothes peeled off slowly, deliberately, savoring the look of flesh as its bared, and offered up for pleasure.

Tumbling, rolling, as much struggling to make each other explode first as it is being pleasured as well. The bed creaks and groans til we move to the floor for more room to move. Gasping, groaning, snarling biting hair pulling thrusting aching dark core of my being shattered into a thousand brilliant suns sex, thats what I need.

I want to be "Her"

 

[The_Darkness]

I need it like I used to get it...back when I was 20 and my body wasn't all shot and tore up. God only knows what truly happened during those hours upon hours of passion, but we two shared the aftermath. Our breathing deep, skin red and shining in sweat from our exertions, my back raked by her nails, the salty-sweat seeping into the wounds turning into a fiery reminder of what just happened. Our bodies so sore that it took everything we had to hold each other; the effort inevitably becoming too difficult and we simply clung to each other in a dripping, heaving mass of flesh. We were of one mind, one feeling, one body.

Yeah. I miss sex like that. The three-hour marathon sex. The stop or you'll fuck yourself to death sex. The sex that's so good you pull, strain, and tear every muscle in your body; the hurt-for-3-days sex.

That's what I need right now.

 

[Dhalgren150]

I need laid.