who needs to get laid?

[scheherazade_79]

I'm burning in my skin today

Anyone wanna fuck?

 

[Belegon]

I'm burning in my skin today

Anyone wanna fuck?

Unfortunately, I don't come with the equipment you prefer...
...but please be assured that if they ever invent that gender switching potion I'll be very interested...

 

[scheherazade_79]

Unfortunately, I don't come with the equipment you prefer...
...but please be assured that if they ever invent that gender switching potion I'll be very interested...

Get a sex change?

 

[SimpleGifts]

Needed to get laid.

Managed to get myself even more horny WITHOUT getting laid.

Does that make me a masochist? Or just unlucky?

SG

 

[Belegon]

Get a sex change?

Well, I'm sure not wanting you to get one!

I'd go for it if there was a temporary way...why not?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I went to bed wrired as fuck...i woke up wired as fuck.
I need a night out. :nod: i want to be touched anywhere anyhow...just touch me.

pfft

 

[slyc_willie]

I went to bed wrired as fuck...i woke up wired as fuck.
I need a night out. :nod: i want to be touched anywhere anyhow...just touch me.

pfft

Let's go dancing . . . then see what happens

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Let's go dancing . . . then see what happens

Leave the towel at home

 

[scheherazade_79]

My prayers might be on the verge of being answered

 

[FBstud20]

i think we all would be better off gettin some lovin, lol

 

[MagicaPractica]

Ah, perfect timing. Just when I needed this thread. It feels so crass to say it in the blurt thread.

 

[impressive]

*raises hand*

I need to ride.

 

[slyc_willie]

*raises hand*

I need to ride.

Jump on and start pedaling

 

[slyc_willie]

Ah, perfect timing. Just when I needed this thread. It feels so crass to say it in the blurt thread.

But it's just perfect here . . .

Hiya, Magica

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

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NOW.

 

[MagicaPractica]

But it's just perfect here . . .

Hiya, Magica

I almost thought you were making fun of me... then I decided I didn't care.

 

[Divulgence]

*****

 

[popcorn2721]

Im ready to crawl up a chickens ass, so I can get laid...and its only been 14 hours

 

[ThePantyMan]

yep, definately do

 

[slyc_willie]

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NOW.

I thought we already went over this . . .

 

[slyc_willie]

I almost thought you were making fun of me... then I decided I didn't care.

I'll never make fun . . . but if you want, I can make you laugh while we have sex

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I thought we already went over this . . .

*raised eyebrow*

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[Guest]

Im ready to crawl up a chickens ass, so I can get laid...and its only been 14 hours

BWAH!

 

[slyc_willie]

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You wanna be on bottom, or on top?

Personally, I'd prefer to be all over the place . . . .

 

[Trombonus]

Oh what the hell, I'm throwing my hat in to the "Need a lay" pile.