who needs to get laid?

I do. Guess it's the downside of long-distance relationships. Thank goodness for my overflowing toy box.

*leaves to purchase more toys*
 
Last night out with my LGBT was SOOOOO bad for me. *sigh* if she were single and willing i'd have had sex with A in full view of all my friends on the coach. That is how a) hot she is, b) how in NEED i am. :cool:
 
I'm kinda in need of thay silly, rolling around and tickling thing that sometimes turns into sex... But he's tired and blue :(
x
V
 
After the past few weeks I've had...I need it all...from seduction all the way to rough, wild, animalistic fucking :nana: :catroar:
 
I want an eager woman between my thighs. Yes, that'll do nicely. While I'm at this wishing thing, let said woman be hungry ... better yet, starving for pussy. Let her use her teeth and her tongue to tie me in knots. Let her thrust several fingers inside me and make me dance for her. Let her make demands on my body and, God, please let her demands fall away the moment I find release. For then ... I will require her utmost compliance and flexibility.

:devil:
 
AthenasFury said:
I want an eager woman between my thighs. Yes, that'll do nicely. While I'm at this wishing thing, let said woman be hungry ... better yet, starving for pussy. Let her use her teeth and her tongue to tie me in knots. Let her thrust several fingers inside me and make me dance for her. Let her make demands on my body and, God, please let her demands fall away the moment I find release. For then ... I will require her utmost compliance and flexibility.

:devil:

Tell me, is Neverland anywhere near the UK? :devil: your post...*fans self*...
 
AthenasFury said:
I want an eager woman between my thighs. Yes, that'll do nicely. While I'm at this wishing thing, let said woman be hungry ... better yet, starving for pussy. Let her use her teeth and her tongue to tie me in knots. Let her thrust several fingers inside me and make me dance for her. Let her make demands on my body and, God, please let her demands fall away the moment I find release. For then ... I will require her utmost compliance and flexibility.

:devil:

Man, I wish I was a woman sometimes . . . .
 
Take note folks....sex is the last thing on my mind right now...well maybe not the last thing.....well, maybe I just need a few hours to unwind....check back with me later :cool:
 
Misty_Morning said:
Take note folks....sex is the last thing on my mind right now...well maybe not the last thing.....well, maybe I just need a few hours to unwind....check back with me later :cool:

*waves hand in front of misty's face* Who are you and what have you done with Misty!?

~~ i need what Athena's fury oh so eloquently put *growl :devil:*. And hey slyc...it's good to be a woman (rubs it in ;))
 
Fallenfromgrace said:
*waves hand in front of misty's face* Who are you and what have you done with Misty!?

~~ i need what Athena's fury oh so eloquently put *growl :devil:*. And hey slyc...it's good to be a woman (rubs it in ;))

Hey, Fallen ;) I only said sometimes . . . I quite enjoy being a man :D
 
slyc_willie said:
With my luck, I'd be one of those women with hairy nipples

*shudder*

STOP RIGHT THERE. Please...dont say that ever again, at least not to a woman loving woman. That's a vile thought.
 
slyc_willie said:
With my luck, I'd be one of those women with hairy nipples

*shudder*


HAHAHA! That just made me think of something...

I knew this girl in college when I lived in the dorm...she used to shave her toes.... :D


the chick was hairy...never got to see her boobs...and I'm glad I didn't. :D
 
Fallenfromgrace said:
STOP RIGHT THERE. Please...dont say that ever again, at least not to a woman loving woman. That's a vile thought.

The sight is worse . . .

Okay! Okay! I'm stopping!
 
Groan

I need a new tile floor in the kitchen.

The women say if you lay it right the first time, you can walk all over it the rest of your life.

Sorry, maybe someone hasn't heard that yet ??

My feeble input. SORRY!
 
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