Who names their boobs?

[playwithlezli]

I thought I was the only woman that did this but last night I met another woman who named her breasts. Hers were rather cleverly named, Mammo and Gram.

My right breast is named Mammy and my left Morty. Anyone else?

 

[card_member]

pebbles and bam bam, after my 1st bra.

 

[Toilette]

I didn't name mine, but I refer-to them as 'gals', 'girls', or 'ladies'... The same for my nippies, as-well.

 

[Tymeless]

maybe i'll name mine once i have

 

[Guest]

question

i dont want to crush your thread but i need to ask this. Why on earth would someone want to name their breasts? Do you name your eyes or your toes too?

I am not being a bitch i really want to know

 

[playwithlezli]

i dont want to crush your thread but i need to ask this. Why on earth would someone want to name their breasts? Do you name your eyes or your toes too?

I am not being a bitch i really want to know

Hey life's too short not to have fun, and if I have to haul these heavy sons of bitches around and live with the backache of 38Ds then they better be my friends.

 

[temp256]

'Non', and 'existant'.
At least for now...

 

[cpl_sks_fun]

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[LotusFlower24]

ROFLMAO!!! Ive always referred to mine as "The girls"

 

[luv2Byours]

I thought I was the only woman that did this but last night I met another woman who named her breasts. Hers were rather cleverly named, Mammo and Gram.

My right breast is named Mammy and my left Morty. Anyone else?

betty~left
sue~right

 

[Ironfistvk]

pebbles and bam bam, after my 1st bra.

lol now thats funny pebbles and bam bam heh

 

[s73v3r]

My ex gf named hers Victoria and Veronica. Veronica was always my favorite

 

[gypsywitch]

ROFLMAO!!! Ive always referred to mine as "The girls"

me too

 

[BiBunny]

My girlfriend named mine "Righty" and "Lefty." Funny thing about it was, she wasn't really thinking when she named them, so the right one is "Lefty" and the left one is "Righty" because that's what side they were on when SHE was looking at them.

 

[Willow123]

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[playwithlezli]

My girlfriend named mine "Righty" and "Lefty." Funny thing about it was, she wasn't really thinking when she named them, so the right one is "Lefty" and the left one is "Righty" because that's what side they were on when SHE was looking at them.

ROTFLMAO

 

[bcbbw]

lol my best friend has breasts that are 2 different sizes. I cracked me up when we went bra shopping and she asked me how "flip" and "flop" looked in the bra.

 

[College_geek]

I guess mine would be "the one I kind of like" (right) and "the one I don't like" (left).

 

[bcbbw]

I call mine ...my "puppies" lol don't ask me why

 

[hilltopper69]

hi

Same name my wife calls them bcbbw,after 33years i just call them my Love pillows.

 

[shy slave]

I call mine ...my "puppies" lol don't ask me why

Like these?

 

[shy slave]

Wonder what she calls hers?

 

[hilltopper69]

hi

Fantasy shy slave,need a cold shower.

 

[hilltopper69]

hi

Those are the kind of puppies i like to take home,are they house broken.

 

[shy slave]

Those are the kind of puppies i like to take home,are they house broken.

They don't look house broken, they are dribbling!

I don't call mine anything, never have.

Now I am wondering, is it weird not to have named them

Will have to ask Andante what he thinks I should call them

*wanders out of thread in search of Andante*