Who is???

[sethp]

Ok serious question.

Who is the best author on literotica?
who is the highest rated by user voting?
Who has won the most awards or editors choice?
What is the most read story ever?
Which author has written the most stories?
Who has the best "Hot" to 'story" ratio?

If anyone could answer one or some of these questions I would love it! thanks!

One more...who has the worst avatar? answer = sethp

 

[kendo1]

One answer anyway. Your AV is pretty cool.

 

[cantdog]

There are several authors here who are all H's. That's one thing. So you'd have a few doz with 100% H.

There are also E's. Editor's choice. Look at Jammies, for instance. Several "E" winners. (Awarded by the site, for stories they themselves like a lot.) You didn't mention E's, but E's, believe me, are more rare than H's.

The top of the Top Lists can be found on the main site's Index page.

 

[cantdog]

The most stories? Those people vanish. They go into print, and they sort of pull up stakes here. The "best" is always subjective. I could list some people, but it would alienate the ones I didn't list, so fuck that.

 

[Guest]

The most stories? Those people vanish. They go into print, and they sort of pull up stakes here. The "best" is always subjective. I could list some people, but it would alienate the ones I didn't list, so fuck that.

Fuck that. Indeed. What he said.



(There's always fuck me, fireman.)

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Fuck that. I'm the best.

 

[cantdog]

Lauren, you ain't just whistlin' Dixie!

Lauren's good poems, seth, believe it. As it turns out, there's one poem which I like best, and for once, she didn't write it. But it struck a chord in me, and I fell for it.

 

[Liar]

Fuck that. I'm the best.

Bullshit. I am.

 

[cantdog]

Liar's right, too, seth.

 

[sethp]

Thanks!

Thanks everyone! That helps. How do you get an E? Do the site managers just go around and read random stories and if they like it they put the "E" of approval on it?

 

[sethp]

for kendo

Kendo I really love your av! very cool

 

[oggbashan]

Thanks everyone! That helps. How do you get an E? Do the site managers just go around and read random stories and if they like it they put the "E" of approval on it?

The E is awarded by those who approve the story for posting.

Most read and highest rating are shown on the Top Lists.

Who has written the most stories? That depends on a definition of stories. I write very long stories and fifty-word stories. Some write multiple chapters when I would put all the chapters in one submission. To me a story is the complete work, no matter how many chapters so my 12 chapters of Flawed Red Silk I would count as 1. Even so I have over 100 stories here. There are many people who have written far more than I have, no matter how you count a 'story'.

Who is the best? That is a subjective measure, not really covered by any system in place in Literotica. One person's best may be anathema to another.

Og

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Nah, I'm pretty sure I'm still the best.

 

[cloudy]

Nah, I'm pretty sure I'm still the best.

Nope, it's me.

 

[oggbashan]

Nah, I'm pretty sure I'm still the best.

I'm almost convinced that you are, but can I have a personal demonstration?






Please?


Og

 

[sethp]

Many thanks

Thanks again for the feedback!

 

[Guest]

Thanks everyone! That helps. How do you get an E? Do the site managers just go around and read random stories and if they like it they put the "E" of approval on it?

That, and you have to sleep with the judges.

 

[sethp]

ah sounds intriguing..

Ok I'm off to the judges house. wish me luck. my checklist. chocolate, champagne, flowers, oysters, condoms, cologne and a nice gift from victoria''s secret!

 

[lil_elvis_lover]

Sarahh did a great tutorial on butt sex. IMHO

 

[Guest]

Sarahh did a great tutorial on butt sex. IMHO

Thank you.

 

[sethp]

where

Sarah where is that tutorial?

 

[cantdog]

Nope, it's me.

Cloudy's absolutely right, seth.

 

[cantdog]

Sarah where is that tutorial?

It's here.

And it's very good. Expository writing, yet human and accessible. Dynamite work. She may be the best.

 

[Guest]

It's here.

And it's very good. Expository writing, yet human and accessible. Dynamite work. She may be the best.

Thank you, cant.



(Naughty PM on the way. )

 

[sethp]

hey ...I want a naughty pm! lol