Who is BlackShanglan and why is he here?

[bronzeage]

See, you miss the true genius of my business model. I'm not going to sell ice, I'm going to sell fresh water!

Genius!

Ok, I get it now. Have you considered flying the iceberg?

 

[PoastMonkey]

Ok, I get it now. Have you considered flying the iceberg?

as with any business plan, there are details to work out.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Ok, I get it now. Have you considered flying the iceberg?

I hear that those things steer like a hog. Very uncomfortable seating as well.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Cheyenne says she puts nutcases on ignore.

Ishmael is her bestest friend.

Ishmael is a proven tres uber nutcase and drooling moron.

???

INTEGRITY!!!

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I can't wait 'til Shanglan gets back and sees this. Fucking hilarious.

Ishmael is going to leave this thread with perforated bowels.

 

[TheEarl]

As Yogi said, "It's deja vu all over again"

Black Shanglan

PA registrant (Put no weight on that folks) with a german host site?

Got your ass pillows handy?

Ishmael

<raised eyebrow> Okay, interesting...

Don't suppose you could explain exactly what you think the horsey's done? I'm afraid your subtlety has gone right past me; I must not be in on the conspiracy.

Damn, and I always miss out on the good ones!

The Earl

 

[Belegon]

<raised eyebrow> Okay, interesting...

Don't suppose you could explain exactly what you think the horsey's done? I'm afraid your subtlety has gone right past me; I must not be in on the conspiracy.

Damn, and I always miss out on the good ones!

The Earl

Damn, Shang... and I thought you were finished raising all that hell.

They had to kick BS out of Cali ya know... all those mares rioting at Del Mar, taking over the infield and stealing beer out of the cups of poor, sad overweight men with nothing to live for in the wake of the fourth race...

Sexiest stallion out of Philly since Rocky Balboa.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Damn, Shang... and I thought you were finished raising all that hell.

They had to kick BS out of Cali ya know... all those mares rioting at Del Mar, taking over the infield and stealing beer out of the cups of poor, sad overweight men with nothing to live for in the wake of the fourth race...

Sexiest stallion out of Philly since Rocky Balboa.

I hear tell the real reason Black Shang was kicked out because he was getting the white mares all frazzled. And the powers-that-be couldn't have any of THAT, no, no, no...

 

[Stella_Omega]

I hear tell the real reason Black Shang was kicked out because he was getting the white mares all frazzled. And the powers-that-be couldn't have any of THAT, no, no, no...

I heard it was the white stallions-- all of the stallions, actually.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Just you stay away from my horsey Mr. BlackShanglan! I'm on to you! *grumblegrumbletryingtostealallthehorsesgrumble* And stay the heck away from Saratoga Springs!

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'd just like to take a moment to say that the dubious and salacious rumors being circulated as regards my character and sexual proclivities are absolutely, wholly, and in all ways true.

Don't suppose you could explain exactly what you think the horsey's done? I'm afraid your subtlety has gone right past me; I must not be in on the conspiracy.

This just goes to show how supremely effective my shadowy machinations have been.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Black Shanglan vs. Shadowfax from "The Lord Of The Rings"...who would win?

http://img-fan.theonering.net/rolozo/images/michelucci/shadowfax.jpg

 

[BlackShanglan]

Black Shanglan vs. Shadowfax from "The Lord Of The Rings"...who would win?

Mmmmm. Horse-on-horse with Shadowfax. Who cares who wins? I just pray it goes the distance.

 

[bronzeage]

I'd just like to take a moment to say that the dubious and salacious rumors being circulated as regards my character and sexual proclivities are absolutely, wholly, and in all ways true.
This just goes to show how supremely effective my shadowy machinations have been.

Even the one about the 3some with Mylittlepony and Rainbowbrite?

 

[sophieloves]

Even the one about the 3some with Mylittlepony and Rainbowbrite?

ouch

do you suppose he has any objections to being ridden bareback?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Even the one about the 3some with Mylittlepony and Rainbowbrite?

She's not quite as bright as one might have hoped, to be honest. But then, most of us have done things we're not proud of at some time or another. I blame the tequila.

do you suppose he has any objections to being ridden bareback?

A great deal depends upon the rider.

 

[Darktan]

Ishmael is going to leave this thread with perforated bowels.

How is that any different than the way he entered the thread?

 

[BlackShanglan]

How is that any different than the way he entered the thread?

He didn't have a cute little golden monkey to look at to console him.

 

[Darktan]

He didn't have a cute little golden monkey to look at to console him.

Careful.

This monkey has teeth.

And parasites.

Mostly parasites.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Careful.

This monkey has teeth.

And parasites.

Mostly parasites.

Well, everyone has a few relations he or she simply has to put up with.

 

[mansome]

Who is BlackShanglan and why is he here?

uhmm who are you and why are you here?

*shrugs*

 

[rengadeirishman]

Ishmael, you insulted my people and the people i grew up around, but I'll be damned if i let you insult horses. You crossed the line, someone get PETA on the phone immediately.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Ishmael, you insulted my people and the people i grew up around, but I'll be damned if i let you insult horses. You crossed the line, someone get PETA on the phone immediately.

*laugh* Ah, I thank you. One really has to draw the line somewhere.

Who is BlackShanglan and why is he here?

uhmm who are you and why are you here?

*shrugs*

I'm a random horse amusing myself on porn boards. I'm as baffled as you are at Ishmael's presumption of my significance.

 

[phrodeau]

HORSEY, KEEP YOUR TAIL UP
(Walter Hirsch / Bert Kaplan)
Spike Jones & his City Slickers (Vocal: The Quartet) - 1942

Horsey, keep your tail up
Horsey, keep your tail up
Keep the sun out of my eyes
Horsey, keep your tail up
Horsey, keep your tail up
Never mind about the flies

His mane is long and his hair is thick
He's really got an awful kick
Horsey, keep your tail up
Horsey, keep your tail up
Keep the sun out of my eyes

Horsey, keep your tail up
Horsey, keep your tail up
Keep the sun out of my eyes
Horsey, keep your tail up
Horsey, keep your tail up
Never mind about the flies

Now if you want to look real smart
Just raise your tail before you start
Horsey, keep your tail up
Horsey, keep your tail up
Keep the sun out of my eyes

 

[bronzeage]

*
I'm a random horse amusing myself on porn boards. I'm as baffled as you are at Ishmael's presumption of my significance.

It doesn't have to make sense. He once reported an online insult to the FBI. The case is still open.