Who is BlackShanglan and why is he here?

[BlackShanglan]

I hadn't opened that thread, as that old chestnut (no offence) had been done to death, or so I thought. I may have to rethink my stance when the need for absurdity arises within me.

Now that was a gross error on my part, I never thought to include the delivery method in my questionnaire.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=688182

Ah, I'm sorry to have missed that thread. I do like your selection of methods of death, although I think it will be difficult to beat "choking to death on his own bile and indignation (and a peanut)."

Best to pass on the "nice guy" thread. If you're not in the mood for tired old chestnuts (and no offence taken, I like them young and randy myself), I'd skip the "Hey Perg" thread too. It's another round of LJ's "Why Doesn't Every Member of this Board Criticize Every Person Except Me Every Time Anything Offensive is Written?" crusade / miniseries. Blast Peregrinator for having his name show up on the last-posted list on the main page, or I would never have seen the silly thing.

 

[Peregrinator]

Ah, I'm sorry to have missed that thread. I do like your selection of methods of death, although I think it will be difficult to beat "choking to death on his own bile and indignation (and a peanut)."

Best to pass on the "nice guy" thread. If you're not in the mood for tired old chestnuts (and no offence taken, I like them young and randy myself), I'd skip the "Hey Perg" thread too. It's another round of LJ's "Why Doesn't Every Member of this Board Criticize Every Person Expect Me Every Time Anything Offensive is Written?" crusade / miniseries. Blast Peregrinator for having his name show up on the last-posted list on the main page, or I would never have seen the silly thing.

*snort*

 

[BlackShanglan]

*snort*

Don't make me throw a firecracker over there.

 

[Peregrinator]

Don't make me throw a firecracker over there.

You insensitive git.

 

[Pookie]

Bump again. Just to show Pookie defending racists like AJ, so she can't deny she did it.

I so adore the way you ignore me. You just can't stop thinking about me. You just can't. You want to talk about me. You want to daaaate me. You want to looooove me.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I so adore the way you ignore me. You just can't stop thinking about me. You just can't. You want to talk about me. You want to daaaate me. You want to looooove me.

He's clearly smitten.

Just like when Michael saw Apollonia for the first time in Sicily in The Godfather.

"The Thunderbolt."

*nods*

 

[where]

I so adore the way you ignore me. You just can't stop thinking about me. You just can't. You want to talk about me. You want to daaaate me. You want to looooove me.

fuck off! it's ME he lurves!