Who is BlackShanglan and why is he here?

[Ishmael]

Chey

There, that should do it.

Ishmael

 

[moana15]

Phone the FBI!

THe horsey was entertaining. He had the perfect foil. Off the the clinker with him.

 

[Cheyenne]

Chey

There, that should do it.

Ishmael

??? Should do what?

 

[bronzeage]

Chey

There, that should do it.

Ishmael

Is this what he gets for one snotty remark towards you?

Or is he under secret indictment?

 

[Sean]

Is this what he gets for one snotty remark towards you?

Or is he under secret indictment?

The horsey made Ish look like a fool, and if there's one thing the geriatric Floridian can't stand, it's being shown up for what he really is.

 

[BlackShanglan]

As Yogi said, "It's deja vu all over again"

Black Shanglan

PA registrant (Put no weight on that folks) with a german host site?

Got your ass pillows handy?

Ishmael

All of this interest for li'l old me?

Ishmael, dear, you shouldn't have. Or if you did, you should have guessed more accurately.

 

[cjh]

damn. i thought he was here to write stories.

 

[BlackShanglan]

damn. i thought he was here to write stories.

Sshhh. Don't blow my cover. I've carefully spent three years writing porn stories and hee-hawing on the AH in order to give my alt identity credibility.

One persona could be the 'good guy'. Erudite and friendly. Witty and charming. But these are educated people and most all of them could do that. But they can't be there all the time. So many can play the role. One picking up the slack for the other(s). Drama at it's finest and in almost real time as well.

Ahhh, this is why you thought I was some sort of cabal in the thread the other night. I'm awfully obliged for your kind opinion. I had no idea that I had such a wealth of wit, charm, and erudition that I appeared to contain multitudes.

LT jumped to the defense as soon as he got on-line.

Did he really and truly? That was damned decent of him, considering some of our differences of opinion. Thank you for letting me know; I owe him a note of gratitude.

I can't wait 'til Shanglan gets back and sees this. Fucking hilarious.

It's truly delightful. Cheers for letting me know that it was here.

Shanglan made a fool of you ...

Well, I can hardly take all of the credit for that.

Shanglan

 

[Sean]

Have you two met? Shanglan, CJ. CJ, Shanglan.
Now who's round is it?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Have you two met? Shanglan, CJ. CJ, Shanglan.
Now who's round is it?

Ah, perfect. A man willing to go by rounds when drinking with a horse. Hail and well met.

 

[cjh]

Ah, perfect. A man willing to go by rounds when drinking with a horse. Hail and well met.

soemhow, i think this would be a lively circle.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

What would you pay to have Lit's mailing list? Hmmmmm? PM Laurel and ask her. She knows. You see it as a playgound Paen, to her it's bread and butter.

I don't get this.

What good does the Lit mailing list do you unless you're selling sex toys and marital aids? And why use it when a majority of the past members who no longer post anymore but still have active accounts might have dead addys? Is there some online business savvy acumen I'm lost on here?

 

[Xelebes]

Shanglan is a writer. He was a few stories on this site.

Respect!

 

[bronzeage]

I don't get this.

What good does the Lit mailing list do you unless you're selling sex toys and marital aids? And why use it when a majority of the past members who no longer post anymore but still have active accounts might have dead addys? Is there some online business savvy acumen I'm lost on here?

Sometimes, when something doesn't make sense, the underlying reason is because it is stupid.

 

[PoastMonkey]

Sometimes, when something doesn't make sense, the underlying reason is because it is stupid.

In all fairness, some business plans do look better on paper than in practice.

 

[bronzeage]

In all fairness, some business plans do look better on paper than in practice.

You mean stuff like, "If you build it, they will come" ?

 

[PoastMonkey]

You mean stuff like, "If you build it, they will come" ?

I'm thinking about getting a loan to tow an ice berg from the Arctic to Saudi...

 

[bronzeage]

I'm thinking about getting a loan to tow an ice berg from the Arctic to Saudi...

If you go to the Antarctic, its a straight shot through the Indian Ocean. Just thought I would poit that out.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

In all fairness, some business plans do look better on paper than in practice.

I know what you mean.

I had this fantastic plan to knock up the world's hottest porn stars one by one while they slept and subsequently breed a super race of orgasmically gorgeous beings to take over the universe. Had it all mapped out on this steno notebook, with each porn star's menstrual cycles, fertility dates, home security access codes and everything.

But the execution of it all? Sheeee...don't even get me STARTED!

 

[PoastMonkey]

If you go to the Antarctic, its a straight shot through the Indian Ocean. Just thought I would poit that out.

That's true, but I would see my profits melting away enroute.

 

[bronzeage]

That's true, but I would see my profits melting away enroute.

Why not send an ice maker to Saudi Arabia and save a lot of trouble?

 

[PoastMonkey]

Why not send an ice maker to Saudi Arabia and save a lot of trouble?

See, you miss the true genius of my business model. I'm not going to sell ice, I'm going to sell fresh water!

Genius!

 

[pink]

See, you miss the true genius of my business model. I'm not going to sell ice, I'm going to sell fresh water!

Genius!

You amaze me monkey man.

 

[PoastMonkey]

You amaze me monkey man.

I'm not just another pretty face.

 

[Sean]

See, you miss the true genius of my business model. I'm not going to sell ice, I'm going to sell fresh water!

Genius!

Then the melting wouldn't be an issue.