Who are you and WHY are you hiding in 'lurk mode'???

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This thread raised some thoughts and questions for me, that were inspired by the How did you become known on the boards? thread.

Who are you and WHY have you been hiding in 'lurk mode'???

Many lurk. i'm certain they all have their own reasons. Whether those reasons are warranted or not are for them to decide. It is a bit ironic that, if those who lurk, stay in lurk, rather than posting, they'll never know whether their choice to stay hidden is the best choice, or not. Perhaps they should post and let us know they are with us?

Then there are the 'part time' lurkers. They post for a bit. Then we rarely hear from them again, if at all. Perhaps they could post here now and then to let us know they are still with us?

This is the thread for lurkers.
Please come out come out where ever you are, and the rest of us will promise not to bite, ridicule, humiliate or insult .... (unless you prefer that sort of thing). ;)

Free cookies as a welcoming gift for any verifiable lurkers (see graceanne at the door on your way out, please & thank you). :)
 
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Who are you and WHY have you been hiding in 'lurk mode'???


An insomniac of few words. Have nothing to say that hasn't been said, but I've been at it so long I feel like I know y'all intimately.
 
A lot of this is kinda new to me, and I am interested to see what everyone has to say, but often just don't feel like I have anything profound to contribute

*thanks for the cookie
 
shrug i'm not talkative very often, but i post sometimes ; ) quite familiar with each thread, though.
 
Personally, I am just waiting to make my grand entrance. Or..not. A lot of times I just don't feel that I have anything much to add. I don't get to play too much right now. I have a Dom I play with occasionally,but that's a fairly new development.
I had been looking at the board for years, but very recently got up enough courage to make my first post. I think it will take awhile for me to ease into it... But, expect to hear more from me in the future
Aithne
 
PhillyMouse said:
Who are you and WHY have you been hiding in 'lurk mode'???


An insomniac of few words. Have nothing to say that hasn't been said, but I've been at it so long I feel like I know y'all intimately.


Do you know where we live?! :eek:
 
Marquis said:
Do you know where we live?! :eek:

We all know where you live, you live in the hearts of each and every one of...
Oh wait, no, that's Santa.

Never mind.
 
because I prefer reading/listenning to writing/talking. If and when I
have something to contribute/ask I might then post.
as to who I am, still trying to figure that out.
f

ps. thanks for the cookie
 
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I'm not really lurking per se. More like letting the waters calm so when I do post it is a intelligent post striking my goal like a deep sea leviathan swallowing a ship on the surface. Sudden, awesome and unforgettable. Of course I could just be shooting off a the mouth even now....hhhmmmmm.......

<grabs some cookies as he scoots out the door!>
 
I'm embarrased to admit this, but...
I lurk here (and on several other boards) but don't post because I am secretly convinced that one day I'm going to be president, and I don't want my campaign derailed by some enterprising young journalist that decides to look up my internet history. Then I'll be, like, 50, and have to defend a bunch of stuff I wrote when I was 23.
Not that I wouldn't want to be associated with you all, since you seem like lovely people. I'm just not going to risk my political career for you, dammit!
 
graceanne said:
Where? *looks around for where Sinn hid them*

THEY'RE MINE, ALL MINE I TELL YOU! MUHAHAHAHA
graceanne .... WHERE is your holiday spirit?? It's better to give than to receive. ;)

Besides... do you think i would leave you in trust of all the extra cookies i baked just for this occasion, without having already arranged for a shitload of them to be put aside just for you??

i'll have you know, these are special cookies. They have been magically laced with a yuletide of never ending, non-tamperable ability of duplicity. Everytime a lurker eats one, 6 more appear in your cache!! Be forewarned though ... don't eat them all at once, the magic yeast was a bit stronger than i had planned on ... you'll get a horrible case of gas. Phew..... ick. Besides, they will only duplicate if you give them away ... one at a time. ;)


Yeah, i just finished watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban .... can ya tell?? :p
 
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moirai said:
I'm embarrased to admit this, but...
I lurk here (and on several other boards) but don't post because I am secretly convinced that one day I'm going to be president, and I don't want my campaign derailed by some enterprising young journalist that decides to look up my internet history. Then I'll be, like, 50, and have to defend a bunch of stuff I wrote when I was 23.
Not that I wouldn't want to be associated with you all, since you seem like lovely people. I'm just not going to risk my political career for you, dammit!

I used to feel this way.

Just don't post any pictures and you'll be fine.
 
Sometime poster, sometime lurker. But I don't have much to contribute, so prefer just lurking.

Ah, think I'll pass on the cookies, though . . .
 
I bailed for a while because of one of the Weal Twue Dominates; I found the individual so irritating that I got tired of seeing his sorry face. Now I just lurk mostly, but old friends and new have been drawing me back in. Someone remarked the other day that they missed me scaring people with stories about fireplay though. We haven't done that for a while, so he'll probably do it again soon.
 
D's mariposa said:
I bailed for a while because of one of the Weal Twue Dominates; I found the individual so irritating that I got tired of seeing his sorry face. Now I just lurk mostly, but old friends and new have been drawing me back in. Someone remarked the other day that they missed me scaring people with stories about fireplay though. We haven't done that for a while, so he'll probably do it again soon.

Jees, just put me on ignore!
 
Oh. Sometimes I get so convinced people don't like me its just nice to hear it out in the open. Pardon me for jumping the gun.
 
I lurk, because most of the threads here are really private conversations (or flame wars) between a couple people. Or they have so many posts, that there isn't any point to them anymore.
 
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