When they say to practice on a banana

[Sillyman]

Do they mean peeled or unpeeled?

 

[perks]

depends what you're practicing.

 

[Sillyman]

depends what you're practicing.

Generally my golf swing.






I blow a lot of golfers.

 

[Monazwx]

I'd say unpeeled (and warm).
(Room temp., that is)

 

[Sillyman]

I'd say unpeeled (and warm).
(Room temp., that is)

Good. I don't want to choke now.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Do they mean peeled or unpeeled?

pardon?

practice what?

 

[Pyper]

Do you mean this banana?

 

[Ginny]

if you're shoving it up your butt.....cut off the hard stem thang....yeouch.....tissue rippage....

 

[Sandia]

Ginny, do all your posts pertain to butts?

 

[Ginny]

i am an anal aardvark......



say that 3 times, really fast...it's fun.....

 

[cybergirly]

I'm never gonna be able to look at a rubber chicken and a banana in the same way again.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Fly larvae live in that little black thingy at the bottom end of bananas, don't put it too far in your butt, or the flies will take root there.

 

[Pyper]

PV, that barbie's gonna need a lotta lube.

 

[Ginny]

Fly larvae live in that little black thingy at the bottom end of bananas, don't put it too far in your butt, or the flies will take root there.

sillyman's lil siblings hollering "maggot butt" down the hall.....

 

[Private Vasquez]

A nice place to incubate, I'm sure, but what happens when they're ready to fly?

 

[Ginny]

they wait until he's bent over....getting ready to insert his glo-in-the-dark dildo into his butt.....then they....escape.....you'll hear squeaky lil fly voices hollering.....free at last!.....free at last!.....thank god almighty....we're free!.....

 

[Private Vasquez]

I hope he takes pictures.

 

[Ginny]

me too....right-click fast....he removes the pics quickly....

 

[fgarvb1]

I do not want to know how and why y'all know this!


fgarvb1 exits stage right!

 

[Private Vasquez]

We can call him Super Fly, then.

 

[Ginny]

 

[Private Vasquez]

Darkness of night with the moon shinin' bright
There's a set going strong
Lots of things going on
The man of the hour has an air of great power
The dudes have envied him for so long

Oh Superfly, you're gonna make your fortune by and by
But if you lose don't ask no questions why
The only game you know is do or die
Ah ah ah ah

 

[TAKEMEE]

One of the nice things about using a banana (peeled)
Is the lick up duty

 

[Ginny]

how long is that larvae incubation period?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Not sure, but it can't be too long.

I just bet we're missin' the show.