When testicles attack!!!

[Aquila]

Beware the attack of testicles.
For they are swift to come out the boxer shorts and slap yo chin.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You have GOT to stop using that Craft-Matic bed remote.

 

[littlekateyes]

Oh my- my side hurts. LAMO


Thanks

 

[Monazwx]

Oh, a knockout!
Hi Aquila.

 

[Aquila]

Beware my testi-fu

 

[SpiceCake]

Beware the attack of testicles.
For they are swift to come out the boxer shorts and slap yo chin.

Now THAT sounds like fun! Hmmmm, whose boxers am I going to open today?

 

[Aquila]

Oh, a knockout!
Hi Aquila.

Howdy. Remember. testicles are your friend.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Beware the attack of testicles.
For they are swift to come out the boxer shorts and slap yo chin.

Sorry, you can have chestnuts, but chinnuts means you have a dick in your mouth.

 

[BgMma]

Beware my testi-fu

When I got off the floor, I was barely able to write this since I am still shaking so hard trying not to snort as I laugh.

You rock, 'Qui!

 

[StrawberryPez]

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Sorry, you can have chestnuts, but chinnuts means you have a dick in your mouth.

LOL

 

[Aquila]

Ancient honky halfbreed secret of whipyonutsaroundlikenunchucks

 

[BgMma]

Ancient honky halfbreed secret of whipyonutsaroundlikenunchucks

I think I just peed myself!

 

[Aquila]

I think I just peed myself!

Well at least your seats warm now.

 

[BgMma]

Well at least your seats warm now.

You are right as always, honey.

 

[Guest]

Beware the attack of testicles.
For they are swift to come out the boxer shorts and slap yo chin.

There's nothing like the slap of testicles on the chin in the morning.

 

[DarkAngel]

I had a testicle once, but it escape into the wild..

 

[Aquila]

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There's nothing like the slap of testicles on the chin in the morning.

waking up with someone with a "Im naughty" smile about two inches from your face is better. for it brings great power to the testicles.

Its all a part of the testi tao.

 

[Guest]

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waking up with someone with a "Im naughty" smile about two inches from your face is better. for it brings great power to the testicles.

Its all a part of the testi tao.

and I thought you needed a bicycle repair kit to practice that.....

 

[Aquila]

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and I thought you needed a bicycle repair kit to practice that.....

Only if she uses teeth, which is against the ethics of rubmynutstherightwayandgetasurprise-fu

 

[BgMma]

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Only if she uses teeth, which is against the ethics of rubmynutstherightwayandgetasurprise-fu

And I never believed I would fall in love! HA!!

 

[Guest]

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Only if she uses teeth, which is against the ethics of rubmynutstherightwayandgetasurprise-fu

Ah, I see. I'm of the "Tryandseparatemyballswithyourtonguewithouthurtingme-fu school".

 

[Aquila]

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Ah, I see. I'm of the "Tryandseparatemyballswithyourtonguewithouthurtingme-fu school".

Yes but I am of the nutslikewalrushonkyhalfbreed clan

 

[Guest]

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Yes but I am of the nutslikewalrushonkyhalfbreed clan

incompatible...incompatible....[no mustache]

 

[Aquila]

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incompatible...incompatible....[no mustache]

I have a mustache.

Mustache rides are what I was built for.

Just call me a warm furry seat for women.

 

[Guest]

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Just call me a warm furry seat for women.

Oh? You mean, like those fluffy jobbies my maiden aunt puts on the tolet lid? What colour is yours?