How to Give a Good Christian Blowjob

[desecration]

Thus, begin slowly, even flirtatiously. Give your husband an affectionate hug. Nibble on the place just behind his earlobe. Snuggle your pelvis against his groin, as a sort of hint. Thoughtfully, almost absently, begin to rummage around his fly, with innocent curiosity. If you husband is the man I think he is, you will shortly find yourself reclining upon the nearest horizontal surface. Get those pesky boxer shorts out of the way. Then get down to business.

I can't tell if this blog post is satire or not but there's some fine writing here.

 

[mark_j]

I can't tell if this blog post is satire or not but there's some fine writing here.

I have no idea what being Christian has to do with it... But what do I know.

 

[Britva415]

 

[Bistpmn]

Go to confession and tell the priest something kinky it might turn into a Glory hole

 

[Beachguy23]

So is that where you thank god for the cock filling your mouth and pray his has a nice big load