When Should You Ask A Girl If You Can Pee On Her?

[Nostradamus]

Second date?
Third?

 

[badasschick]

you've got to be kidding me

 

[honeylick]

why ask? be spontaneous.

 

[Pagliacci]

Just whip it out and do it between the main course and the dessert.

 

[Rubyfruit]

As soon as possible.

 

[sexy-girl]

why would you want to do that ... just use the bathroom thats why its there

 

[Lancecastor]

After she's tied.

 

[Rubyfruit]

After she's tied.

*giggling*

 

[Guest]

Geez, I laughed at every reply here. This is a first.

 

[Monazwx]

First date of course.

 

[HeavyStick]

why ask? be spontaneous.

Yeah... but do it at her house.

 

[freakygirl]

Why pee on someone you are dating?

I mean.. wouldn't it be less embarassing if you did it to a stranger? If they didn't like it.. you can always run really fast and the likely hood of you running into them again is pretty slim. If you do it to someone you know.. and they don't like it.. they know your name, address and phone number. Much easier for them to track you down.

 

[Monazwx]

Oh sure, have her clean up.

 

[ithaqua]

Immediatly.

Right after

"Hi, my name is John".

 

[HeavyStick]

Oh sure, have her clean up.

Show us where your other hand is.

;-)

 

[Harbinger]

It's always good manners to let her ask to pee on you first. I think that usually breaks the ice.

 

[SweetTart]

Just tell her it is not pee...say you squirt like a woman.

 

[Harbinger]

Of course, a lot of women just like to be surprised at work. You could try that. I know it works with flowers.

 

[Monazwx]

Show us where your other hand is.

;-)

Wouldn't you like to take a peek.

 

[Harbinger]

Wouldn't you like to take a peek.

Perhaps you meant, "Wouldn't you like to take a pee."? Let's try to stay on topic.

 

[Chicklet]

Second date?
Third?

right as you're wiping the last drops off.

 

[Agent99]

Nostradamus???

Geez, I thought you were the prognosticator
Rhyming predictions sooner or later

So why are you asking us for advice
Are your sexual predilections a birth control device?

Can't make it with the gals - so you piss on them instead
It's apparent no one wants to lick or suck your head

Can you no longer predict what we'll be seeing?
Your impotent, unbearable wetness of peeing?

 

[Guest]

 

[MechaBlade]

After you have sex with her, otherwise she might think it's the only way you get off.

 

[Soblue]

In the shower.