When Men Masturbate...

rhinoguy said:
thanks.
does that mean I get something better than a rock?

well...looks my work is done, here!
I have effectively killed THIS thread!

whew! Saved by another post

You didn't kill a thing.

You just rendered many of us speechless.

:rose:
 
rhinoguy said:
careful what you ask for...

for a limited time only

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh...

Just, oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh.

:catroar: :devil: :kiss:
 
English Lady said:
And I thought the carebears and little ponies was disturbing! :eek:


I dunno; some of those carebears have nice voices. Might be onto something, although I never would've picked them for playing the ponies in that way.

I mean, they have all their jungle friends from the Forest of Feelings, y'know?

<VBG>
:devil:
 
sincerely_helene said:
... do they fantasize like us females? If so, what kinds of fantasies specifically?

Do you all have like mini pornos playing over and over in your head, or is there an actual specific story line/scenario? Does it change often?

Do the females have faces? Are they someone you know? Someone famous?
Someone you love? The sister or best friend of someone you love?

Is there an intense attachment, or is it just a 'wham, bam, thanks for the wack off session, Ma'am' type situation?

After it's over, do you delete the character from your head and create a new one for the next time to prevent redundancy/boredom?

It's always someone from real life, usually current or at least recent. Usually just a repeating loop of the same scenes. Every once in a while I get creative.
 
Wow! No idea the topic of masturbation would garner this much interest. What a bunch of perverts we are!

I have read all of the replies, and am thoughoully enjoying the great feedback (not to mention the compliments. ;) )

Ted: In my defense, it was empty before I went to bed.

Sub Joe: Forget it, man. You're just not going to ruin snarling men for me no matter what bizzare visuals you try to implant.

Thanks again, everyone, and remember:

Every time you masturbate, a dead relative is looking down from heaven and shaking their head in discust.
 
sincerely_helene said:
Thanks again, everyone, and remember:

Every time you masturbate, a dead relative is looking down from heaven and shaking their head in discust.

Another good reason for doing it. I like disgusting people who are easily disgusted. It's fun. :)
 
sincerely_helene said:
Every time you masturbate, a dead relative is looking down from heaven and shaking their head in discust.

Hey, I never told you that fantasy. Is it a common one,, or something?
 
Another reply from the Nut (or is that Rut?) Gallery.

Yes I jack off, enough to keep from building up too much pressure. :cathappy:

When I Jack Off I do fantasize. Usually about someone I know. There is the face, the body, and the reactions I would love to have from that person. If I take my time then the fantasy is quite involved, including all of the senses as well as a plot of some kind. (These sometimes turn into stories for here.) Sometimes the hard part is to translate the mental images/feelings into words.

Cat
 
sincerely_helene said:
You're just wearing that jacket to cover all the hair on the palms of your hands, aren't ya?

Jacket? What jacket? That's his chest hair.

The Earl
 
Bacteriophage68 said:
黏糊糊的化身!* 投向上 *

(translated into English, it reads "Hello, I'm from the General Board")
 
sincerely_helene said:
Wow! No idea the topic of masturbation would garner this much interest. What a bunch of perverts we are!

You say that like it's a bad thing. :devil:
 
Great question/s sincerely_helene, I've just had the most pleasant breakfast coffee reading session ever... :D
 
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