When Men Masturbate...

[English Lady]

Axe murderer, actually....well, crowbar murderer.

I'm interested

 

[The_Darkness]

I'm interested

it's sending. Not the best picture, but it's on the way.

I need to get some different pictures of me anyway....some when I'm not drenched in fake blood.....

 

[NoJo]

I'm a big fan of the snarling! I once dated someone just because they did that.

Clenched teeth heavily defining an already strong jawline, brows furrowed, eyes squinted hungrily, neck bones protruding as though trying to escape the thunderous earthquake inside his throat. Savage Beast!

It sounds like you accidentally dated a Neanderthal with severe constipation, which is pretty rare considering they lived on a diet of elderberries and small rodents.

 

[The_Darkness]

It sounds like you accidentally dated a Neanderthal with severe constipation, which is pretty rare considering they lived on a diet of elderberries and small rodents.

And other things...there's strong evidence that the Neandertal chased its food down and rode it to the ground, bludgeoning/stabbing it to death on the way. Gravesites that have been dug up in the past few years exhibit the same patterns of fractures on their femurs and hips that rodeo riders develop. That, and if memory serves, their hips were shaped a little different, allowing them to run faster than us Homo Sapiens.

 

[NoJo]

And other things...there's strong evidence that the Neandertal chased its food down and rode it to the ground, bludgeoning/stabbing it to death on the way. Gravesites that have been dug up in the past few years exhibit the same patterns of fractures on their femurs and hips that rodeo riders develop. That, and if memory serves, their hips were shaped a little different, allowing them to run faster than us Homo Sapiens.

Hey, who're you calling a Home Sapiens?

 

[Guest]

It sounds like you accidentally dated a Neanderthal with severe constipation, which is pretty rare considering they lived on a diet of elderberries and small rodents.

Nice sweater.

Ya ever find any small rodents in it?

 

[The_Darkness]

Nice sweater.

Ya ever find any small rodents in it?

LOL

Now now, play nicely with the other kids...

 

[Guest]

LOL

Now now, play nicely with the other kids...

I know - that was certainly uncalled for.

I'm sorry, Joe!

(It was the elderberries - they are evil, I tell you. EVIL!)

 

[The_Darkness]

I know - that was certainly uncalled for.

I'm sorry, Joe!

(It was the elderberries - they are evil, I tell you. EVIL!)

I understand completely. My grandmother makes jam out of the things.....

 

[cantdog]

And other things...there's strong evidence that the Neandertal chased its food down and rode it to the ground, bludgeoning/stabbing it to death on the way. Gravesites that have been dug up in the past few years exhibit the same patterns of fractures on their femurs and hips that rodeo riders develop. That, and if memory serves, their hips were shaped a little different, allowing them to run faster than us Homo Sapiens.

They're a subspecies, and also Homo sapiens; and it was much further back that a branch of hominid had the super hips, and they were smallish fellas and pretty darn small-brained. It's a question of the angle of the iliac crests, from which the muscles lifting the leg are pinned.

Where neanderthalensis had the edge was in brain mass.

 

[NoJo]

They're a subspecies, and also Homo sapiens; and it was much further back that a branch of hominid had the super hips, and they were smallish fellas and pretty darn small-brained. It's a question of the angle of the iliac crests, from which the muscles lifting the leg are pinned.

Where neanderthalensis had the edge was in brain mass.

I always check out iliac crests on women when I first meet them. It saves time later.

 

[The_Darkness]

They're a subspecies, and also Homo sapiens; and it was much further back that a branch of hominid had the super hips, and they were smallish fellas and pretty darn small-brained. It's a question of the angle of the iliac crests, from which the muscles lifting the leg are pinned.

Where neanderthalensis had the edge was in brain mass.

Yup yup...that's what I was not remembering correctly.

 

[Guest]

Helene--Clear your inbox !

Helene--Clear your inbox !

 

[cantdog]

Maybe they all left the planet. Brain mass is brain mass. They could be hundreds of generations into star traveling, members of galactic alliances, all that stuff. H. sapiens buckrogers!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

*AHEM!*

Pictures, anyone?

*taps foot impatiently*

(And, yes, I have plenty of my own, thanks.)

 

[Guest]

*AHEM!*

Pictures, anyone?

*taps foot impatiently*

(And, yes, I have plenty of my own, thanks.)

You post yours first.

 

[Guest]

You post yours first.

Darlin', I've posted plenty of myself here in the past two years.






Your turn.


















(Ok, so I never did post any of me naked, but some of them were almost as good as. )

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I like the snarl.

(sorry about your rock)

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Oh, my.

Wow.

(Fanning my hot cheeks.)

Incredible pictures and incredible parts, rhinoguy.

Damn!

 

[impressive]

Oh, my.

Wow.

(Fanning my hot cheeks.)

Incredible pictures and incredible parts, rhinoguy.

Damn!

What she said!

 

[Guest]

 

[JamesSD]

... do they fantasize like us females? If so, what kinds of fantasies specifically?

Do you all have like mini pornos playing over and over in your head, or is there an actual specific story line/scenario? Does it change often?

Do the females have faces? Are they someone you know? Someone famous?
Someone you love? The sister or best friend of someone you love?

Is there an intense attachment, or is it just a 'wham, bam, thanks for the wack off session, Ma'am' type situation?

After it's over, do you delete the character from your head and create a new one for the next time to prevent redundancy/boredom?

I guess I don't have any one set pattern. I often have a scenario, but sometimes it's more like "gonzo" style porn: straight to the action. The scenarios change constantly, but I have some faves.

The females have faces. Sometimes just a generic, pretty woman. Sometimes a celebrity. Often times someone I know. Often times a friend or ex. I rarely masturbate thinking about my current partner. I suppose it's because the real thing is better?

Not sure what you mean by "intense attachment", but usually there aren't any emotions besides lust involved. When I've been single in the past I've occasionally fantasized about a "relationship" that goes along with the screwing.

The characters and scenarios are often reoccurring and progress. I guess it's sort of like writing erotica for my brain as I go.

My brand new picture thread