When Men Masturbate...

[The_Darkness]

The funniest is when you're 13 or 14, and the sight of a bra in a clothes dryer is all it takes.

I remember masturbating to pictures of women's cosmetics, shoes, underwear, all sorts of comic books (Ditch that bitch Veronica, Archie! Betty's ready and willing! What the hell's wrong with you?), catalogs, popping a hardon in eighth grade looking at the bra strap of the girl who sat in front of me. (Nothing about her tits, just the sight of that strap through her blouse.)

You get older, you get more sophisticated. You tell yourself stories, set up situations, but at the crucial moment, for me, it's always an image: her face usually, sometimes her nails clawing the sheets.

Everything's erotic.

I must have been spoiled.....or ruined, one of the two....I found my dad's porn stash when I was about 12. Everything's been down hill since then.

 

[rgraham666]

Yes, I always fantasize when masturbating.

The most exciting part for me though is the feel of my fantasy. I feel her ass cheeks in my hands, the warmth of her body pressed against me, the ripples and jerks as her passion washes through her, the way she squeezes my cock as she comes. That really gets me off.

Sound is important as well. I love hearing her pant, moan and plead. Delicious.

Sometimes the taste comes to the fore. Especially when I'm playing my lips and tongue over and in her pussy, and ass. Yum.

Surprisingly, I rarely see her face in such fantasies. She's too close or in the wrong position for me to focus on it. When I do, she's got that glazed look that an absolutely wonderful love making session causes.

And most often, it is someone I know. I need that emotional attachment. Just getting off has no appeal for me.

Excuse me. I've got something to do now.

 

[TheEarl]

Any of you got any pics?

*letch*

*leer*

There ain't much sexier a sight than a man wanking!

I've got pictures.


























You can't see them, but I've got pictures.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

 

[TheEarl]

have pics

Rhino: Maybe we should see what the ladies have to trade for them <wicked grin>

The Earl

 

[The_Darkness]

Rhino: Maybe we should see what the ladies have to trade for them <wicked grin>

The Earl

Sounds like a plan, man.

I don't have pics, but I have access to a camera......

 

[Guest]

 

[hmmnmm]

I just love the title of this thread. It seems to fit the "When Animals Attack" structure so nicely. I can only imagine the horrifying aftermath in this case.

Shanglan

A National Geographic feature?
Or... Fox News? No, not Fox.
Newsweek.
The Hidden Horrors of Suburbia and Beyond.

Actually, here's a twist: I used to masturbate frequently and complain that I had no other option (for libidinal release, etc). Now I've been liberated from the necessity of solo release because of a real other person in my life. But I have not masturbated in over a month. And I miss it.
First opportunity... I'll return to this thread.

 

[The_Darkness]

A National Geographic feature?
Or... Fox News? No, not Fox.
Newsweek.
The Hidden Horrors of Suburbia and Beyond.

How about a Steve Irwin special?

That's gotta be the most disturbing thought I've had in a while.

 

[English Lady]

How about a Steve Irwin special?

That's gotta be the most disturbing thought I've had in a while.

And I thought the carebears and little ponies was disturbing!

 

[The_Darkness]

And I thought the carebears and little ponies was disturbing!

LOL! I got that started at work now, too! All I have to do is *look* like I'm thinking about stuffed animals sodomizing plastic ponies and people either shake their heads or bust up in laughter.

 

[English Lady]

LOL! I got that started at work now, too! All I have to do is *look* like I'm thinking about stuffed animals sodomizing plastic ponies and people either shake their heads or bust up in laughter.

I can imagine!!!

 

[rgraham666]

Actually, here's a twist: I used to masturbate frequently and complain that I had no other option (for libidinal release, etc). Now I've been liberated from the necessity of solo release because of a real other person in my life. But I have not masturbated in over a month. And I miss it.
First opportunity... I'll return to this thread.

Ahh, quit yer bitchin'.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

My Masturbatory Habits

First let me also join the growing throng commedning Helene or her goregous AV and saying WOW!

Now then about me and my whack ways:

Pick a stimulus any stimulus...... Often times visual yes, Always the woman has a face, the body types change depending upon whom I am thinking of. There is a story line of sorts and the "stars" are chosen based on my feelings for them and how I percieve them in my realtionship to them.

e.g. One dear wonderful friend who has an amazing graceful way of moving though is a bit rounder than most super models (and so incredibly cock stiffening sexy) is my accomplice / nemesis / counterpart when I indulge in my thief / spy fantasies. These are usually remedies for a tedious and dull day at work, and I have more time to truly enjoy tehpleasure of the fantasy.

Another fantasy involves a co-worker who is a dancer. These are times when I crave beauty, the music, the way a dancer can move, the blend of body and soul mingling to create preformance that touches a person and moves them.

My kinkier fantasies can be any of a few people (including some Litizens whose Av or posts have been exceptionally intriquing). And for those whom I like their words but have not seen their face I usually create a composite from various real life friends and celebrities ( mix 2 parts Famke Jensen with 3 parts art teacher in high school with a dash of young Diana Riggs and my high school crush).

Truly like so many other men have siad, how I do it and what goes on in my head is based more on how I feel, what I crave, reaction to my day or even just a "Hey that hot babe in the black corset with the duck makes me hot!"

 

[The_Darkness]

My kinkier fantasies can be any of a few people (including some Litizens whose Av or posts have been exceptionally intriquing). And for those whom I like their words but have not seen their face I usually create a composite from various real life friends and celebrities ( mix 2 parts Famke Jensen with 3 parts art teacher in high school with a dash of young Diana Riggs and my high school crush).

There are some mighty tasty AV's out here....

I should make a new one. Mayhaps that's what I'll do instead of sleep today.

 

[English Lady]

Rhino: Maybe we should see what the ladies have to trade for them <wicked grin>

The Earl

Well I've got pictures too *wg*
*enjoying this thread too*

 

[The_Darkness]

Well I've got pictures too *wg*
*enjoying this thread too*

So what's it going to take for you to share them?

 

[mlady_france]

Rhino: Maybe we should see what the ladies have to trade for them <wicked grin>

The Earl

I have a growing collection of pics. Most unseen here.

 

[English Lady]

So what's it going to take for you to share them?

I do believe it'd be a case of tit for tat *grins* in private of course, I don't go flashing it around *grins*

 

[The_Darkness]

I do believe it'd be a case of tit for tat *grins* in private of course, I don't go flashing it around *grins*

Pick me! Pick me!*Gets up and jumps around*

I don't have any fun pictures, but I have one or two that I have access to from Halloween this last year....

Which will just make the "Pick me" visual all the funnier....

 

[mlady_france]

Pick me! Pick me!*Gets up and jumps around*

I don't have any fun pictures, but I have one or two that I have access to from Halloween this last year....

Which will just make the "Pick me" visual all the funnier....

okay, I'm inerested.

 

[English Lady]

Pick me! Pick me!*Gets up and jumps around*

I don't have any fun pictures, but I have one or two that I have access to from Halloween this last year....

Which will just make the "Pick me" visual all the funnier....

*grinning* halloween? is it dressed up as an axe?

I'll think about it *grins more and enjoys the jumping around*

 

[The_Darkness]

okay, I'm inerested.

Any other takers?

 

[The_Darkness]

*grinning* halloween? is it dressed up as an axe?

I'll think about it *grins more and enjoys the jumping around*

Axe murderer, actually....well, crowbar murderer.

 

[BigAndTall]

Any of you got any pics?

Do you


Should have waited, as I see the joke grow up on its on.


Still gave me a good chuckle.



Oh, one of those fantasies that gets me is watching women get off