When I'm having a bad day...

[KillerMuffin]

...I mack on the comfort food "hey baby, you gorgeous pizza, wanna see my etchings?"

I'm having one now. I hate them. I am so morose and broody and introspective and uncharitable today. I would like to take the whiffleball bat to the StudMuffin just so I would feel better. I'm having such a bad day, I'm not even horny.

I don't have days like this very often, I don't know how to bust out of the damned funk. Maybe I'll just say fuck it and not work, just go hang out in front of the boob tube and watch Ricki and Jerry and make myself feel better cause I'm not nearly as bad off as those people.

What do all ya'll do when you're in a funk and can't seem to get out of it?

 

[Merelan]

I pour a cup of hot tea and go for a walk. Maybe along the way I notice the changing leaves, hear the birds sing, watch a squirrel as he scrambles to hide away his nuts...hmmm...
I feel the bracing air sweep through my befuddled brain and let it wipe away all the cobwebs. Maybe I see some kids playing and it brings back memories of my childhood. Maybe I continue and notice the clouds swiftly moving overhead and notice the wind picking up. feel it hit me as I turn a corner and sharpen my senses on it.
Smell the smoke from someones woodfire. Hear the call of a mother as she announces lunch.
Watch as a pregnant woman is tenderly helped into a car by her husband.
Feel my nose reddening in the wind and know I didn't bring a tissue and my nose is running. Finish the tea as it cools and enjoy the last lukewarm swallow, knowing I can soon be home for more.
Then I come home, and home it is. My husbands scent in the air. So the dishes aren't done, and the laundry is piling up. I place my favorite cd in and rejoice in the homeyness and comfort. (First blowing my nose)
And instead of tea, I have a cup of cocoa with butterscotch shnapps and whipped cream for breakfast/lunch... whatever and say screw the calories, I just went for a walk.

 

[coach]

I read this to my wife when she's down.

WHY WOMEN ARE STRONG BUT CRY EASY!

One day, a young boy asked his Mom.
"Why are you crying"
"Because I'm a woman"she told him.
"I don't understand", he said,
"and you never will, but thats okay"

Later the little boy asked his father,
"Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason"?
"All women cry for no reason" was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still
wondering why women cry. Finally, he put in a call to God.
When God got back to him, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God answered, "When I made woman, I decided she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the worl, yet her arms gentle enought to give comfort.

I gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times will come, even from her own
children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep
going and take care of her family and friends, even
when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue,
without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love
her children under any circumstances, even when her child
has hurt her badly. She has the very special power to make
a child's boo-boo feel better and to quell a
teenager's anxieties and fears.

I gave her the strength to care for her husband, despite
faults, and I fashioned her from his rib to protect
his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never
hurts his wife but sometimes tests her strengths and
her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

For all of this hard work, I also gave her a tear to
shed. It is hers to use whenever needed and is her
only weakness. When you see her cry, tell her how
much you love her and all she does for everyone. And
even though she may still cry, you will have made her
heart feel good. She is special !!

 

[Savage Kitten]

special

Wow Coach,

that was nice *warm smiles* thank you for sharing {{hugglez}}

 

[Expertise]

KM i'm with ya' babycakes. Not a good day.

Stress: The phenomenon that results from the fact that you are not allowed to choke the living bejusus outta' some asshole that desperately deserves it.

AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I gotta' get a punching bag for my office.

 

[Merelan]

Oh, that's not what the boss is for? Oops. No wonder I never get a raise.

 

[Savage Kitten]

I gotta' get a punching bag for my office.

Hey Exy,

my friend's hubby has a $250 Taibeo (sp?) punching/kicking bag for sale ($150) only a couple months old... ya want?? hehe I'll hook ya up dude, maybe get him to come down a lil or pay p&h.

 

[Naked Hunny]

someone want my day they can have it!! My car just went into the shop so i have no car all weekend. I need tofind a way to get to the store for milk for snickerdoodle. And out offuckin nowhere my asshole ex keeps calling me ya know if i get my number changed again the phone company is gonna hate me!!

 

[catlover]

bad days

what do i do? same thing i do every day - i log into Literotica and read all these wonderful posts. Having read so many of KM's i cant believe she EVER has a bad day, she is so creative and interesting

 

[Expertise]

Me thinks that my fearless leader would not approve of that addition to the decor.

Even though he feels perfectly comfortable coming in to the office wearing gore-tex pants and dress shoes ... don't ask.

 

[KillerMuffin]

This is a good day for the StudMuffin to be in another time zone. He has once again come up with the ultimate stupid idea (in my opinion) and won't let go of it.

Maybe I should get a punching bag too Expertise.

Thank you coach, that made me smile. Thank you too catlover.

 

[Ravenloft]

Coach... I think you made my eyes go all moist...

Moist... Heheh!

When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when i'm feeling sad. I simply remember my favorite things, and then I don't feel SOO bad!!!

*Clearing throat*

Okay, ready for the next one y'all?

One, a two, and a three!

Doe, a dear...

 

[teresafannin]

Hello KM, I am sorry you are having a bad day. Sending lots of hugs your way, I hope the weekend is better. When I get the blues, I put on an old, romantic movie & veg out on the couch, until I either fall asleep or cry away the blues. I know how men can be. My sweetie gets these ideas that are so impractical, why can't men be more logical like we women are-lol. Take care, Teresa

 

[Roll-One]

I'm sorry your having a bad day....now snap out of it, or tell me to shut up, and hit me over the head or somthin..

 

[Cheyenne]

This is a good day for the StudMuffin to be in another time zone. He has once again come up with the ultimate stupid idea (in my opinion) and won't let go of it

A fishing trip?

 

[Earthmuffin]

Your Evil Twin is having your day too....

Just had the rarely used heavy metal cd's (all of them) spinning back to back for the last few hours at way too loud volumes. (One of my de-stress solutions) My neighbors are thankfully out of town. After an 11 1/2 hour day at work, did the gym thing, headed home where I just did 5 loads of laundry, scrubbed the kitchen floor on hands and knees, baked 2 batches of double chocolate fudge brownies,('nother de-stress solution, want some?) vacummed the entire apt. (including the stairs), bathed the munchy's and am now eating said double chocolate fudge brownies. In my job words like "incident report", "inspection", "excessive overtime" and "performance evaluations" should not be uttered in the same week, much less day. Oh yeah....They shorted my check $50.00 too. Yup, stress is great.
Good luck with the StudMuffin, do ya want me to hang onto the whiffle ball bat just for a few days? LOL