What's your secret? What is the one thing you have never shared with anyone else??

[FlamingoBlue]

You're safe here. Not because we don't gossip. It's just that we don't know who you are. So, what is it???!!!

Unburden yourself. Now is the time to do it. We're not judgemental here, and even if we were, who would really care???

blue

 

[Chuckus]

I am really an alien. Moulder just ain't found me yet!!!!

 

[lobito]

Chuckus! that's not a fucking secret! Tell us a REAL secret, you know, the kind that NO ONE here knows.

Mine was, well, it's already posted somewhere here on the board. The next one would have to be, I need to cut my fingernails! GASP!

 

[Chuckus]

Chuckus! that's not a fucking secret! Tell us a REAL secret, you know, the kind that NO ONE here knows.

Mine was, well, it's already posted somewhere here on the board. The next one would have to be, I need to cut my fingernails! GASP!

Really lobito, I come from Uranus. I was sent here over 29 years ago and am really 3,000 years old. I have been mapping the course of our next great conquest!!!!! Just kidding.....well at least the part about the next great conquest.

 

[lobito]

Uranus, my ass!

ummmm, ok... slowly backs away from Chuckus.

You know I used to be an alien Chuckus, but then I took the Naturalization test. I even passed, imagine that.

 

[Never]

I don't have a secret; how boring is that?

 

[Chuckus]

See I had such a crappy day today, I had to make laughter ensue.
They won't let me get a green card due to no birth certificate. Honest.

ok ok ok, I will be serious.

I am really a lesbian.

 

[Chuckus]

Sorry Flamingo Blue, you knew someone would be nutzoid when you asked that question didn't ya? Well today it just happen to be me................sorry for hijackinig your thread.

 

[Never]

Right, all straight men say they're lesbians but they couldn't pass the entrance exam if the answers were tattooed on their stomach.

 

[lobito]

ok ok ok, I will be serious.

I am really a lesbian.

Now THAT, is a secret worth sharing Chuckus!

I am too, but I don't want to steal your thunder on that one.

btw, you made me laugh too with your first, and second confessions.

 

[shadowsource]

I can only type with one hand -

The other one's up my ass.

 

[Chuckus]

Right, all straight men say they're lesbians but they could pass the entrance exam if the answers were tattooed on their stomach.

We could. Now on the other hand er side if they weren't tattooed we couldn't? Is that what ya meant? (I know I am a smart ass sorrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy)

 

[Never]

What are you talking about?

 

[Chuckus]

Now THAT, is a secret worth sharing Chuckus!

I am too, but I don't want to steal your thunder on that one.

btw, you made me laugh too with your first, and second confessions.

Thanks lobito. Glad I made someone laugh today. I just had a day from HELLLLLLLLL in the office. Almost went *postal*, well not really but you get the drift.


Never, I caught a boo boo is all......see my post where I quoted ya. Just messin with ya is all.....

okay okay I will be really serious now.........my secret.

I am the great cornholio, I need tee pee for my bung-holio.

 

[Never]

What error? I'm not sure what you're talking about.

 

[Chuckus]

What error? I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Originally posted by Never
Right, all straight men say they're lesbians but they could pass the entrance exam if the answers were tattooed on their stomach.

see above. Just messin with ya though.

 

[Never]

No, I didn't post that.. This is my post:

Right, all straight men say they're lesbians but they couldn't pass the entrance exam if the answers were tattooed on their stomach.

 

[Chuckus]

Real secret this time.

This one time at bandamp.............
er.........

ok ok ok...............I used to wear the same suits (very young and naive boy I was) as Steve Austin did in the Six Million Dollar Man tv show. Hows that?

 

[Never]

Who's Steve Austin and what's the Six Million Dollar Man show?

 

[Orlanth]

I got a secret, but it wouldn't be a secret if I told yous.

 

[Guest]

There is nothing in my life that at least one person out there does't know about me.

 

[Chuckus]

Who's Steve Austin and what's the Six Million Dollar Man show?

Your kidding right? That was a HIT tv show on in the early 80's.

Six Million Dollar Man ~ he was "bionic"

 

[Never]

I'm sorry, my memories of the early eighties include being forcibly ejected from my home and smacked on the ass by a doctor.

 

[Chuckus]

So I am showing my age huh? and here I thought everyone knew who the Six Million Dollar man was..............

 

[nasty]

Well, until I came to this board, their was only one secret I had. Now that that's out in the open, I have nothing to hide.