What's worse than having a 20 lb cat sitting in your lap?
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Try a 25lb dog on your lap... a dog who farts... 
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try a 15lb dauschand and a 6ft iguana both wanting your lap and your dinner
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Being a naked guy with a hardon, with a 20 lb cat in your lap who decides to start kneading...
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Q: What's worse than having a 20 lb cat sitting in your lap?
A: Reading about it.
A: Reading about it.
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If he's like all the cats I've known....
You should just be grateful that he allows you the pleasure of his company!
It's his place you're living in, you know.
You should just be grateful that he allows you the pleasure of his company!
It's his place you're living in, you know.
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sufisaint said:
Is that anything like two 120 lb Great Danes who think thay are puppies, think they are lap dogs, and think they can simultaneously occupy the lap of one average size woman who they have known for about 2 minutes but like a great deal?
Actually, now that i think about it, give me the Danes over the 20 lb cat. The cat has sharper claws, even if it has the advantage in the breath department.
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