Whats the Weirdest Story you've read on Lit

[onehitwanda]

One Night in Mordor. Sam and Frodo have an erotic encounter with a female elf.

oh God. In Mordor? I can't imagine a less erotic setting. Even going down on Grima Wormtongue would be an improvement.

 

[ElectricBlue]

ElectricBlue wrote one of the oddest stories I've ever read here: The Fantastic Hotel. It features bug sex.

A gentleman spider and a lady moth in one, and a mantis and lady beetle in the other. No common bugs, I'll have you know .

 

[Bramblethorn]

I can think of a few weird ones here, but nothing that comes close to some of the bizarre stuff I saw on Usenet back in the 1990s. Am I the only one who remembers Eli the Bearded?

 

[SimonDoom]

A gentleman spider and a lady moth in one, and a mantis and lady beetle in the other. No common bugs, I'll have you know .

True enough. I used "bugs" in the big umbrella colloquial sense. They're all arthropods.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Hands down 100%
Do Androids Fart Like Electric Pigs.

I laughed so hard at it, but it was super gross considering it was in fetish... Not humor and satire.

Maybe that's what made it all the funnier.

 

[Winter_Fare]

Hands down 100%
Do Androids Fart Like Electric Pigs.

I laughed so hard at it, but it was super gross considering it was in fetish... Not humor and satire.

Maybe that's what made it all the funnier.

That was fucking hilarious
https://www.literotica.com/s/do-androids-fart-like-electric-pigs

 

[Winter_Fare]

For pure weirdness the legend of the werewhore…

https://www.literotica.com/s/legend-of-the-werewhooooore


And then this comes to mind, really weird and I've read it a couple of times and love it.:

https://www.literotica.com/s/miss-renfields-last-day

 

[alohadave]

Girlfriend with Testing Device

The entire series is a weird and trippy series of body part and consciousness swaps.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

For pure weirdness the legend of the werewhore…

https://www.literotica.com/s/legend-of-the-werewhooooore

I love the humor of the title, and the fact that the "Lycandope" is the name of the author just makes it that much funnier.

 

[Duleigh]

Kamehameha's Revenge by Mistress Maria. It's about how King Kamehameha took revenge on tourists... random tourists. With a curling iron.

 

[Trionyx]

Two words I never, ever expected to see juxtaposed. And then I went and googled them, and now I'm actually physically itching from how disgusted I am by what I expect happens in that story.

I went hiking one time with an in-law who saw several banana slugs and just about flipped out. Thought they were totally gross and way too phallic.

 

[RoperTrace]

I can no longer find the story, but it was about a young girl(18) having sex with Jesus Christ. The young lady writer had it on Lit, but I don't know if it's still available. She had originally sent me nasty comments about a BDSM story that I wrote, saying no woman would like to do those things. After some other people told her she was wrong, she relented. She eventually corresponded by email and apologized for her comments. When she told me about her one story, I read it expecting to hate it, but told her that I liked it.

 

[AWhoopsieDaisy]

Someone made a female self insert character sleep with Seto Kaiba, a man whos only interested in two things: card games and obsessively chasing after Yugi/Atem because he's a sore loser and really gay about it.

This is currently the only yugioh related work on the website. It's not good.

 

[TimDEnchanter]

....Am I the only one who remembers Eli the Bearded?

No.

 

[TimDEnchanter]

I wrote a story once about a rather narrow-minded straight guy who met some space aliens who were not used to the effects of alcohol. After getting really plastered they explained to him that being injected with alien sperm would make his dick grow... Spunk for inches... But it was temporary... It had to be repeated...

What to do? What to do?

He's now known as "Tripod".

 

[MillieDynamite]

I don't know that the guy ever published the story, but a new writer (Indian) asked me to read his dystopian story about a game show featuring rape. It was out there, to say the least, and I told him I wasn't sure it could pass muster here. But weird doesn't even cover it.

 

[Comshaw]

It's always good to know one can deepen another person's knowledge of the world. The banana slug is a bright yellow slug that inhabits moist areas in the coastal mountains of California. It's very striking in person. It is the official mascot of the University of California, Santa Cruz. There's a scene in Pulp Fiction where John Travolta's hitman character Vincent wears a UC Santa Cruz banana slug t shirt.

Not just California. They range all the way up the coast. In fact, the temperate rainforest of the Olympic Peninsula like the Hoh (which gets over 14', yes feet, of rain a year) has some HUGE banana slugs. They come in yellow and spotted black and yellow. As disgusting as most think they are, they are very important to the eco-system.

Just don't get none of that slug slime on you. It is a bitch to get off. Because of the consistency of it, a banana Slug can crawl the length of a razor-sharp blade and never get nicked.





Comshaw

 

[RoperTrace]

I've read a story on here, from a very young author many years ago, about the time she had sex with Jesus Christ. I wanted to hate it, but thought it was very well done. I only learned of it, after she sent me the link after she gave me a nasty comment on one of my bdsm stories. We actually communicated via email and she apologized to me, saying that she wasn't aware that people practiced dom/sub relationships. So it ended well.

 

[Levorotatory]

Weirdest story I ever read here was when I first found Lit when it first started in 1999. This was before moderation was good at preventing horrible stories. It included pedophilia, zoophilia, necrophilia, extreme body modification, non consent, and more, all in a coming of age story that was actually compellingly written and horrifyingly fascinating for 17 year old me. There is one really traumatizing scene that i can't even describe because ewwww.

And all that was in someone's brain before the Internet is what it is today where you can read about anything and know it exists without ever experiencing it. I wonder about that author's life.

I'd say the wilder side of the internet was more accessible in the 1990s than it is today. There were no rules on usenet.

 

[Abbafan]

I've read a story on here, from a very young author many years ago, about the time she had sex with Jesus Christ. I wanted to hate it, but thought it was very well done. I only learned of it, after she sent me the link after she gave me a nasty comment on one of my bdsm stories. We actually communicated via email and she apologized to me, saying that she wasn't aware that people practiced dom/sub relationships. So it ended well.

I always wondered if Christian girls had fantasies about JC. He's depicted as a fairly good looking guy. Toned swimmer's body.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I let my mind can't go there. Much too weird for even me. But then again, I'm lesbian.

I always wondered if Christian girls had fantasies about JC. He's depicted as a fairly good looking guy. Toned swimmer's body.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

The two bestiality stories I read here on Lit. I did report them.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I always wondered if Christian girls had fantasies about JC. He's depicted as a fairly good looking guy. Toned swimmer's body.

Nuns and crucifixes. Nuns and crucifixes.

Em

 

[MillieDynamite]

Speaking of crucifixes, "Your mother sucks cocks in hell!"

Nuns and crucifixes. Nuns and crucifixes.

Em

 

[Comshaw]

Nuns and crucifixes. Nuns and crucifixes.

Em

When I think of crucifixes and masturbation my mind always goes here:

Comshaw