Whats the Weirdest Story you've read on Lit

[TheRedChamber]

I got a comment on my latest story saying it was the weirdest thing that anon had ever read on Lit.

I didn't think it was that out there although the basic premise was 'what if sex with an alien was really...alien' and at one point my Beta-reader told me it needed more psychedelia, but I did think it was a good question for the forum.

a) What's the strangest story you've read on Lit?
b) If you've read Simon's Penisfish story, what's the second strangest story you've read on Lit?


Bonus points for links....

 

[SimonDoom]

I got a comment on my latest story saying it was the weirdest thing that anon had ever read on Lit.

I didn't think it was that out there although the basic premise was 'what if sex with an alien was really...alien' and at one point my Beta-reader told me it needed more psychedelia, but I did think it was a good question for the forum.

a) What's the strangest story you've read on Lit?
b) If you've read Simon's Penisfish stoeyt, what's the second strangest story you've read on Lit?


Bonus points for links....

Hey, Thanks! I took pride in that story being strange (and disturbed) and I'm glad it struck others that way.

For my money, the most insanely strange story I've ever read at Literotica is Hypoxia's story Big Banana. I can't say much about it without giving too much away, but it involves a brother and sister and banana slugs and a completely unexpected, twisted ending. https://www.literotica.com/s/big-banana

 

[onehitwanda]

banana slugs

Two words I never, ever expected to see juxtaposed. And then I went and googled them, and now I'm actually physically itching from how disgusted I am by what I expect happens in that story.

Thank you so very much for sorting my nightmares out for the week

 

[ElectricBlue]

a) What's the strangest story you've read on Lit?
b) If you've read Simon's Penisfish stoeyt, what's the second strangest story you've read on Lit?

a) (Don't be eating if you read this) - the strangest thing I've found here, and I wish I'd never found it, to be honest, was the discovery that there is an entire sub-fetish of intense lesbian scat, to the extent of two women making out in a barrel full of shit. I don't think I got through the story.

It was my own fault. I'd written a fetish story that had a momentary fascination of scat myself, with the discovery of porn vids of Russian women shitting in the woods. Kind of wholesome in a nature sex kind of a way.

Anyway, the story got a follower (the power of tags, Simon would be most pleased) and, as you do, I went to see her favourites list. To be astonished by a list of about forty or fifty stories all with a clear scat theme, and a list of, I dunno, twenty writers.

Okay, I thought, it's a niche thing I know nothing of, so why not give a few stories a whirl, check it out. You can see where this is going. Some of the stories were fairly mild, even well enough written to be arousing, with the same novelty as those girls in the woods. Until I got to the more extreme stuff. Whoa, fuck, seriously? That's when I stopped reading, and quietly looked the other way. No links, sorry, but I could probably go hunt down the follower if there's an intense desire for the kink.

b) I quite liked the lady doctor in Simon's story. Nothing strange about that, just some balancing information.

 

[SimonDoom]

Two words I never, ever expected to see juxtaposed.

It's always good to know one can deepen another person's knowledge of the world. The banana slug is a bright yellow slug that inhabits moist areas in the coastal mountains of California. It's very striking in person. It is the official mascot of the University of California, Santa Cruz. There's a scene in Pulp Fiction where John Travolta's hitman character Vincent wears a UC Santa Cruz banana slug t shirt.

 

[Djmac1031]

sub-fetish of intense lesbian scat, to the extent of two women making out in a barrel full of shit.

If they didn't name that story "Two Girls, One Barrel," they missed a golden (shower) opportunity.

 

[Djmac1031]

I stumbled across a story that seemed decent enough at first; a bunch of college guys and gals on a weekend nature retreat.

Then out of nowhere they were shitting in each other's mouths.

 

[yowser]

The banana slug is a bright yellow slug that inhabits moist areas in the coastal mountains of California.

It's very striking in person.

You always have a way with words Simon.

 

[Voboy]

There's a scene in Pulp Fiction where John Travolta's hitman character Vincent wears a UC Santa Cruz banana slug t shirt.

...though not by his own choice, I feel bound to point out.

It made him look like a "dork," IIRC. I used to have almost the same shirt; I visited UCSC on a college tour when I was a mere sprout.

 

[SimonDoom]

...though not by his own choice, I feel bound to point out.

It made him look like a "dork," IIRC. I used to have almost the same shirt; I visited UCSC on a college tour when I was a mere sprout.

It was another case of Tarantino poking the bear. Or in this case, the gastropod.

 

[ElectricBlue]

If they didn't name that story "Two Girls, One Barrel," they missed a golden (shower) opportunity.

Pretty close, IIRC.

 

[JGittes]

It's always good to know one can deepen another person's knowledge of the world. The banana slug is a bright yellow slug that inhabits moist areas in the coastal mountains of California. It's very striking in person. It is the official mascot of the University of California, Santa Cruz. There's a scene in Pulp Fiction where John Travolta's hitman character Vincent wears a UC Santa Cruz banana slug t shirt.

When I attended one quarter at UCSC in '78 or '79, the banana slug mascot was a joke based on the school not having any competitive sports teams. They also didn't give out grades. It was then, and probably still is now, the most beautifully distracting campus I've ever seen. The buildings were carefully integrated into the redwood forest with occasional bursts into clearings with magnificent views of Monterey Bay. Impossible to study. In one of those clearings, there was a piece of sculpture, informally and appropriately, called 'The Flying IUD.'

 

[JuanaSalsa]

Weirdest story I ever read here was when I first found Lit when it first started in 1999. This was before moderation was good at preventing horrible stories. It included pedophilia, zoophilia, necrophilia, extreme body modification, non consent, and more, all in a coming of age story that was actually compellingly written and horrifyingly fascinating for 17 year old me. There is one really traumatizing scene that i can't even describe because ewwww.

And all that was in someone's brain before the Internet is what it is today where you can read about anything and know it exists without ever experiencing it. I wonder about that author's life.

 

[Zenith77]

....a brother and sister and banana slugs...

....physically itching from how disgusted I am by what I expect happens in that story....

Thank you so very much for sorting my nightmares out for the week

So thanks, but I won't be clicking on any of the links in this thread. Just sayin'.

 

[onehitwanda]

a) (Don't be eating if you read this) - the strangest thing I've found here, and I wish I'd never found it, to be honest, was the discovery that there is an entire sub-fetish of intense lesbian scat, to the extent of two women making out in a barrel full of shit...

Dear past me.

Why did you click on this thread again. You knew what you were going to find.

Love and kisses, future me.

 

[Zenith77]

Unwatch. UNWATCH. Crap, stupid e-mail alerts.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Unwatch. UNWATCH. Crap, stupid e-mail alerts.

Dear past me.

Why did you click on this thread again. You knew what you were going to find.

Love and kisses, future me.

So thanks, but I won't be clicking on any of the links in this thread. Just sayin'.

Blame TheRedChamber. I'm just answering the mail .

 

[TheRedChamber]

Blame TheRedChamber. I'm just answering the mail .

Whoah, way to pass the buck. I said 'strangest' not 'most disgusting'. This was supposed to be fun damn it.

 

[onehitwanda]

Whoah, way to pass the buck. I said 'strangest' not 'most disgusting'. This was supposed to be fun damn it.

if the shoe fits...

 

[TheRedChamber]

if the shoe fits...

Clearly if I'm guilty of anything it's being too innocent...

 

[YANKEE DAN]

In this story a woman is transformed into an object to be used by another woman she dislikes. It's a short story and probably not the weirdest thing on here by a mile but it is a less common plot that has stuck with me through the years.

https://www.literotica.com/s/oh-my-goddess-1

 

[Bazzle]

Just blowing my own trumpet- My best response from Anon

"by Anonymous user on 07/06/2022

If there was a choice between reading this and watching a painted wall dry I would choose the wall every time after this horrific piece of nonsense"

https://literotica.com/s/miss-enid-kirkwood-s-academy-pt-02

 

[SimonDoom]

I've written several oddball erotic stories, in addition to Penis Fish.

Teddy Bear, about a talking, lusty teddy bear.

One Night in Mordor. Sam and Frodo have an erotic encounter with a female elf.

Ogg Comes to the Hangout. I don't know how to describe this story, but it has anal sex.

Snow White. My erotic spin on the story.

Planet of the Tentacons. Tentacle Sex.

ElectricBlue wrote one of the oddest stories I've ever read here: The Fantastic Hotel. It features bug sex.

Chloe Tzang's Welcome to Nockatunga Station is a horrifying little story featuring oviposition/egg laying.

 

[SimonDoom]

In this story a woman is transformed into an object to be used by another woman she dislikes. It's a short story and probably not the weirdest thing on here by a mile but it is a less common plot that has stuck with me through the years.

https://www.literotica.com/s/oh-my-goddess-1

That's a good pick. It reminds me a bit of the Black Mirror episode USS Callister.

 

[djrip]

In this story a woman is transformed into an object to be used by another woman she dislikes. It's a short story and probably not the weirdest thing on here by a mile but it is a less common plot that has stuck with me through the years.

https://www.literotica.com/s/oh-my-goddess-1

I have no mouth and I must cream