Whats the perfect female ass look like?

[KillerMuffin]

In words, guys, not pictures. I've seen a lot of pictures. I'm curious, what words do you think of when you think of the perfect female ass? Or more correctly, what words would you think of if you were thinking words when you think of the perfect female ass?

 

[SINthysist]

A pair of big boobs, without the nipples. Soft round, so that you want to bury your face between them. Not too big, it's a visual thing, but not too small, it's a visual thing. Somewhere between taut and flabby.

 

[weathered2]

In words, guys, not pictures. I've seen a lot of pictures. I'm curious, what words do you think of when you think of the perfect female ass? Or more correctly, what words would you think of if you were thinking words when you think of the perfect female ass?

If I could figure out how to put yours into words, that's what I would say.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Thanks weathered, but I meant tushie, not personality.

 

[Siren]

Lets see.......

 

[SINthysist]

LOL

Good one...

You are no ass, just opinionated.

 

[weathered2]

Thanks weathered, but I meant tushie, not personality.

Me too, but I'll think about it... and think about it... and...

 

[Digger Troll]

Digger Troll Says Hello!


-The perfect ass is attached to Mrs. Digger Troll, all others are inconsequential.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Kind of heart shaped. Wide, probably about as wide or wider than the woman's shoulders, especially when she is seated or kneeling. I would say either of Mistress Honey's avs, either her real av, or the one before, are an example of the perfect ass.

I don't like a huge ass, but I do like them rather on the wide side. I don't like them small or pert like a man's, but they should stick out to the rear and side, mostly to the side. Good legs have to go with the ass though; it is rather dissapointing to see a good ass and then skinny legs that are not proportional to the ass.

Upside down heart shaped is one term that I think describes the perfect ass.


Of course, the best woman's ass at any particular point in time is the one I am prying apart with my fingers getting ready to apply my tongue to.

 

[pabloback]

like yours
or sirens
or mysts
or
simply southerns

[add name as applicable]

 

[Siren]

Thanks Pablito,,,,,,,,,,,,,but you know mine is a

 

[u2slow13]

green works for me

 

[rexfelis]

Perfect ass

Perfect ass is not describable in words. That is why it is called perfect. It can only be experienced via reaction. It can only be seen by looking at the image burned into your mind....

Perfect ass is curvacious, without being intrusively big. Perfect ass is something that can only be appreciated through imprinting it on your senses. You must touch it, kiss it, stare at it, feel it against your hips....

Perfect ass inspires worship.

At least that's how I react to perfect ass. LOL

 

[weathered2]

ok ok I got it. Engineers, listen up:

Each cheek should flare at a 14.8-degree angle to the side and 26.3-degrees to the rear. Drawing a centerline horizontally through each cheek, the mass below the centerline should be exactly 32.1% greater than the mass above the centerline. However, when viewed in profile the apex of the curvature of the cheek should not fall more than a point 21.2% of the total length of the bottom portion of the cheek measured below the centerline.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I know you didn't want pics KM, but words just don't do a good ass justice. When kneeling on her legs, the perfect ass should have this shape:

 

[nasty]

Something that you can squeeze, but, not a huge bubble butt. In other words, "Medium Rear."

 

[Siren]

That is how I like my steaks Nasty.....

 

[rexfelis]

Perfect ass

ok ok I got it. Engineers, listen up:

Each cheek should flare at a 14.8-degree angle to the side and 26.3-degrees to the rear. Drawing a centerline horizontally through each cheek, the mass below the centerline should be exactly 32.1% greater than the mass above the centerline. However, when viewed in profile the apex of the curvature of the cheek should not fall more than a point 21.2% of the total length of the bottom portion of the cheek measured below the centerline.

LMAO I love how you are so specific... and right!

Here's my candidate pic for Perfect Ass. (Other asses may be equally valid.)

 

[nasty]

All together

I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Thank you! All ya'll are wonderful!

 

[nasty]

Ok. I got the perfect ass. Anyone ever see Bring It On? The girl that the cherographer,(sp?)laspoons for having a big ass. WHEW!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nasty]

That was suppose to say lampoons, btw.

 

[PHANTOM5875]

Mmmm.....definitely the upside down heart shape. You just can't beat running your fingers over the small of the back and then down and out over those smooth cheeks then snuggling up close so your SO can feel your desire while you continue to stroke their ass. And I like for my special one to have some meat on her ass. The more to love, N'est pas?

Is it getting *warm* in here or is just me?

 

[freakygirl]

two words for the perfect ass.. NOT MINE!

 

[Problem Child]

You can't describe a great ass. It's like trying to tell somebody what God is. Not that I believe in God, but I do believe in the power of the ass.






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