What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/5f843b07930e80b48796d655d466bcb1/fcb1d8cb02a42e87-a0/s1280x1920/d2f1826567e7da49118e07b775c53b421fb0f27c.pnj

"Sorry, I'm not into women."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/293a0a03af2b8e1581687bdcf8f8bf10/96b54a0f16b5c770-be/s640x960/025b4a31e925f399ceaa880b86ba74f353cd1a1e.jpg

"So with a sybian, you just sort of sit down on it like this, right Lizzie?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/856970009ee4dcdd7b5d9a2b9f219725/79d13513038f9913-8c/s1280x1920/c2b0cffe1bcff8cddfa824d9a50604aec88cbf4c.jpg

"What happens underwater stays underwater, right?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://lauras-boutique.com/cdn/shop/files/IMG_9555_1200x.jpg

"Oh my god, some guests are SUCH a pain in my ass!"

(words I've said a thousand times lol)

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/ee2ed13f5a622a2f45c67df86b361902/b708c7fd4b3b3933-4c/s1280x1920/c6259329f1dbfe9cec9d77146aa55d2cfb77b293.pnj

"I see you hiding over there in the closet. Go away. I'm reading."

 

[EricaAnna]

"So tell me about this party....will Liz be there?"
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3db32e8fa9ac7f2d595d86c5d9c32ff1/b9750d9d2c664677-13/s640x960/19c0afe28845a2a3b39808b776684bfad7b41581.jpg

 

[investor2020]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/766f2eaf67c475752eca7b1a2ea0a95b/8a0c2a8f2b59f6de-61/s540x810/ac2dcdbe4724abd00c13a9ab18e595c8a84a6f2b.jpg
"Care to join me for a little splendor in the grass ?"

 

[EricaAnna]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/f1790e99f3a7c5273c916c37a5be2b41/16fe87bc546dac11-75/s1280x1920/230b79ee45baf5241a1508de21eef110b5881f88.jpg

"Oh my God...I just have to take a picture and send it to all my girlfriends....we can all use a good laugh."

 

[investor2020]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/bc5a9d746d9f8a7ee5938aca7ef08cd2/4ae9aed5ff7a56d8-06/s640x960/b42395791591975fc2601b1c2cb3de9a87bd4382.jpg
"Come on, get with it ! I sense your mind isn't really on this game."

 

[investor2020]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/74c52dd7435100794d191020eceb4c97/5c1c2fa7ec8b40ed-6e/s640x960/8f3a1b4b1cbde1f5281679dbb7d903b365a48190.jpg
"Officer, can you help me ? I think I got these on backwards again."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.ibb.co/5Yq3JYK/400.jpg

"Are you sure this dress isn't hanging too low on me, honey? I want to feel
sexy, but I don't want anyone to see my ass crack. Really? You promise you
can't see it? It feels like it's hanging a little low to me."

(no matter what he answers, most women will still check for themselves - we've all learned from experience we just can't trust you guys in a situation like this!)

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/ef6a60018fe0824a1c7e6264b4e0cd30/2ad268898133e050-20/s640x960/7212d34a6d55de5c89e5433f2a72b7535f5afbc3.jpg

"Hi ... don't we know each other? You look really familiar."

 

[LizVegas79]

I know this is a day late but as a child at heart who didn't get to dress up for Halloween this year I have to post this gift that someone sweet and special on here sent to me yesterday ....

https://64.media.tumblr.com/25324469bc7034ec623df63cc64fe5dc/640a72502a0b38e8-1d/s640x960/4590f52cd7ec0a6fb58f41c2deffe509144a3dd8.jpg

"Hmmm ... let's see ... yes ... yes, indeed. This is going to work verrrr-ry nicely."

 

[EricaAnna]

I know this is a day late but as a child at heart who didn't get to dress up for Halloween this year I have to post this gift that someone sweet and special on here sent to me yesterday ....

https://64.media.tumblr.com/25324469bc7034ec623df63cc64fe5dc/640a72502a0b38e8-1d/s640x960/4590f52cd7ec0a6fb58f41c2deffe509144a3dd8.jpg

"Hmmm ... let's see ... yes ... yes, indeed. This is going to work verrrr-ry nicely."

That is a great picture!

 

[Trubbycat]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/abdb4a9c172276c1ae54f247110fd70c/tumblr_o6ao1mTlYS1uctr63o1_500.gifv

"Surprise! It's me!"

FINALLY got the gum out!

 

[Trubbycat]

https://lauras-boutique.com/cdn/shop/files/IMG_9555_1200x.jpg

"Oh my god, some guests are SUCH a pain in my ass!"

(words I've said a thousand times lol)

It's hard to be subtle when this damn dress squeaks with every step!

 

[LizVegas79]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/81/Christopher_Lambert_2013.jpg/800px-Christopher_Lambert_2013.jpg

"Guess what I'm thinking about."

 

[ShaneoD]

"Guess what I'm thinking about."

Quantum physics?

 

[LizVegas79]

https://media.vogue.fr/photos/62d52c626ecb17f35c9fed5c/2:3/w_2560%2Cc_limit/1339519333

Him: "I can't believe we've been together for two whole years already."

Her: "Me neither. I want to marry someone else now. My psychic just told five is my new lucky number."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/81/Christopher_Lambert_2013.jpg/800px-Christopher_Lambert_2013.jpg

"Guess what I'm picturing you wearing right now?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://namethatporn.com/media/displays/2017/10/29/OPW6ZF37VNDON_where-can-i-find-this-video.webp

(Her): "Will the stuff come out even if I just do this?"

 

[LizVegas79]

(Him): "Really? Since when are you into hooking up with a couple of Black guys?"

(Her): "Ummmm ... for a long time. Ever since we got married actually."

 

[Trubbycat]

(Him): "Really? Since when are you into hooking up with a couple of Black guys?"

(Her): "Ummmm ... for a long time. Ever since we got married actually."

YOU'RE cold? Mine has totally shrunk up inside me!

 

[LizVegas79]

https://s1.pictoa.com/media/galleries/096/758/096758556bc113d86a0/1642465556bc1185ce6e.jpg

(Her): "Those Black guys over there look nice. Let's go ask them."

(Him): "Yeah, they might have some weed. But I don't know. What if
they try to fuck you or something?"

(Her): "I'd be cool with that. We're on vacation, right? You just have to
promise to stay and watch, okay?"

 

[BenDover4]

https://preview.redd.it/everyones-favorite-secretary-v0-etjcfo50yb5c1.jpg?auto=webp&s=7be35d837f51fe0076fa9375d8141042b1741fd6

Sir, is there anyway to adjust the temperature of my office... unless this is the way you want it ??