What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[mickyp123]

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"Mmmm, yes, baby. Give it to me. Make me your dirty cum slut.
Just try not to get any in my hair, okay? I have to leave for work
soon."

(having your own pool is so convenient - especially when your kids are at their grandparents!)

Sorry I overspent on your credit card but waterproof superglue on my hands is not funny

 

[mickyp123]

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"But dear, you said to wear something that would help jump-start the party . . . "

This is going to give me a fab suntan

 

[thefishfryer]

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He told me to sit on the floor in front of him just like this, and you'd never guess what he did next ...............

 

[thefishfryer]

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My husband said it was impractical and a waste of money, but what do you think, Babe?

 

[investor2020]

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"Yes, I'm ready . . . you said tonight's party is casual dress, right?"

 

[LizVegas79]

This is going to give me a fab suntan

maybe for some - but way too many tan lines for me!!!

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Trust me. You're over-thinking it, sweetie. Just let them circle around
you, bring them up to speed with your hands and give them each some
slobbery oral. Even if you have to fake it, don't forget to gag a little too.
They love that. Then, when you start to get bored, tickle their balls with
your fingernails, lean back like this, and they'll stroke themselves off
for you. Just be sure to close your eyes. There's always one or two jerks
who like to aim for your eyes. I'm totally jealous. You're going to get so
glazed with their fabulous, high protein moisturizer. You're going to look
amazing for weeks!"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Hey Liz, you busy? You want to come up? My husband's friends just left and
I've got a super, super messy creampie just dying to be all cleaned up. Cool.
Hurry though. It's still nice and warm. Okay, I'll see you in five. Just come on
in. The door's unlocked."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Here you go Quckdraw. It helps make your dick feel bigger to me. Maybe
it'll help you last longer this time."

(it doesn't hurt to try, right? )

 

[thefishfryer]

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"Here you go Quckdraw. It helps make your dick feel bigger to me. Maybe
it'll help you last longer this time."

(it doesn't hurt to try, right? )

I always last longer the second time.

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Okay, the first number for your ATM card is 7. Now what's the second number?"

 

[mickyp123]

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"Okay, the first number for your ATM card is 7. Now what's the second number?"

Now you know why my bestest friends call me Wanda.

 

[mickyp123]

https://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/ON-BZ202_weed_G_20170124173950.jpg

"Here you go Quckdraw. It helps make your dick feel bigger to me. Maybe
it'll help you last longer this time."

(it doesn't hurt to try, right? )

"Get three coffins ready old man"

 

[desire30]

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I told you girl , you can use my sybian as long as you clean it up otherwise not more sleepovers

 

[desire30]

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Damn it I lost the guys poker game again..... wait, how the fuck did i loose i was serving beer ???/

 

[desire30]

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HELO MY DRINK IS EMPTY!!!!! MY GF SAID I WAS ONLY HALF A WOMAN IF I DID NOT GO TO THE BAR TO GET A REFILL LIKE THIS.. THE BITCH LOOSES GIGGLE

 

[Trubbycat]

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"But dear, you said to wear something that would help jump-start the party . . . "

I was so excited about my new outfit I forgot to shave...

 

[hotcpu]

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I told you girl , you can use my sybian as long as you clean it up otherwise not more sleepovers

Damn she would be a fun watch ridding one ...

 

[desire30]

Damn she would be a fun watch ridding one ...

IT WOULD be my pleasure to let you have the control ....giggle

 

[hotcpu]

IT WOULD be my pleasure to let you have the control ....giggle

Now that would be very fun pleasurably torturing you

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/7z6evuC.jpg

"No, no, we're good... Although it's a bit tight for me, it's not as tight as your cage!"...

 

[thefishfryer]

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I don't know what was in that drink. I've just had the one and my clothes have already started falling off. Can I have another, please?

 

[LizVegas79]

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"I know you love to swallow, Monica. But trust me, you still need to stay hydrated
when you take on so many guys at once. Plus, they're all on their second and third
rounds so they're going to last a lot longer this time. I'm getting you another glass
of water while I take a break. Anyone else need anything?"

(just because it's a swingers party, basic common courtesies still count!)

 

[LizVegas79]

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(the blonde): "That's my husband up there on the left with his best
friend. I've been fantasizing a long time about getting with his friend
so I want you to laugh at all my husband's stupid jokes and act like
you're really into him. Then, after we've all had a few drinks, I'm
going to suggest we go back to the hotel and have some fun. Okay?"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Good morning, gorgeous. I have something you want."