What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[JS1979]

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At the job interview the employer behind the desk said to her,
"I would love to have you work for me."

 

[jaF0]

""I would love to have you work for me.""

Ohhhh, soo close ......


"I would love to have you work under me."

 

[JS1979]

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She replied, "Relax, I won't tell your wife."

 

[Justplatonic]

""I would love to have you work for me.""

Ohhhh, soo close ......


"I would love to have you work under me."

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"You lucky boy, you've got the job!... Just finishing the contract, you'll be working under me"...

 

[thefishfryer]

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I know I may regret this, but you had me at " Sex Slave Contract" Do I have to get naked immediately Sir?

 

[jaF0]

'I'm sure you'll give me reason to look up to you.'

 

[mickyp123]

https://i.imgur.com/L68MYMO.jpg

 

[investor2020]

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Him: "I'm sorry, Mr. Sanders, but Mrs. Sanders isn't back from dinner yet. This is the night
manager . . . she's had her calls forwarded to the front desk. Can I take a message?"

 

[Booboobear84]

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Him: "I'm sorry, Mr. Sanders, but Mrs. Sanders isn't back from dinner yet. This is the night
manager . . . she's had her calls forwarded to the front desk. Can I take a message?"

The perfect caption, well done

 

[thefishfryer]

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I'm a little short of cash right now, but I want you to follow my wealthy husband and bring me proof of his infidelity. I'll make it worth your while.

 

[thefishfryer]

I don't mean to be dumb, but my understanding is "a wealthy husband's wife is short of cash ? And she wants thefishfryer to follow her hub and bring proof of his infidelity?"
This can be potentially hot.

I don't think we've met, but you're welcome to explore the situation.

 

[mickyp123]

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The employer gave her the job and said , “ welcome, relax. You'll feel good under my management.”

Can you believe it, I’ve only got one fan

 

[mickyp123]

you are just as hard to understand. Is that what your psychologist advise you to say?

He did, he also said watch out for those born in the year of the goat lol

 

[thefishfryer]

Am no goat.
You

No rosette for you then.

 

[mickyp123]

Nooo

 

[LizVegas79]

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"I'm going to give you some free advice. You can take it or not,
it's up to you. But if you're still playing with yourself when I look
up, you are NOT getting this loan buddy!"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://russiasexygirls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Two-girls-sunbathing-naked-on-the-beach-2.jpg

(blonde): "I'm bored, Liz. Let's go back to our room and fuck some more, okay?"

(me): Oh my god, you're such a pervert. But ... okay. I forgot my sunglasses and our suntan lotion anyway."

 

[Booboobear84]

@LizVegas79 Not sure I find it credible that you would complain a woman who wants to do you being a pervert. Perhaps something like this: Oh my god, you're such a pervert, I can't wait

 

[LizVegas79]

@LizVegas79 Not sure I find it credible that you would complain a woman who wants to do you being a pervert. Perhaps something like this: Oh my god, you're such a pervert, I can't wait

I call all my friends perverts! Well, the ones I like at least!

 

[LizVegas79]

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"You can totally have me if you want. But first, you have to show me your cock
before your wife gets back."

 

[jaF0]

'Well, Liz, it's about time you got back. I've been waiting so long I think my hairstyle might be out of date.'

 

[thefishfryer]

I call all my friends perverts! Well, the ones I like at least!

And I thought you loved me.

 

[LizVegas79]

'Well, Liz, it's about time you got back. I've been waiting so long I think my hairstyle might be out of date.'

omg that's hilarious!!!!

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Mmmm, yes, baby. Give it to me. Make me your dirty cum slut.
Just try not to get any in my hair, okay? I have to leave for work
soon."

(having your own pool is so convenient - especially when your kids are at their grandparents!)

 

[investor2020]

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"But dear, you said to wear something that would help jump-start the party . . . "