What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[BenDover4]

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I bet you're one of those guys who calls the agency for a babysitter
then turns out there are no kids...

 

[BenDover4]

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Of course the Administrative Assistant calls in a temp to do the redacting while she is getting redicted in the inner office...

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Hey, I'm doing a survey because my boyfriend's a loser ... I'm totally do-able right?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/aa9wBA4.jpg?1

"Oh my gosh! You're totally right. I'm going to totally kill my husband. I specifically
asked him, 'Is this dress too shear for Liz's fancy pool party?' and he told me 'No'.
That fucking perv. Now everyone's going to be staring at my kitty the whole entire party.
Oh well. Nothing I can do about it now, right? Let them stare. Maybe I'll even let
a few of them fuck me so I can get back at him for lying to me."

 

[Paul_Chance]

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“Hi neighbor... do you remember when I moved in you said if I needed anything to come and ask? Well, I have these new nipple clamps and I was wondering if you could show me how to hook them up?”

 

[smtst5]

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"Oh my gosh! You're totally right. I'm going to totally kill my husband. I specifically
asked him, 'Is this dress too shear for Liz's fancy pool party?' and he told me 'No'.
That fucking perv. Now everyone's going to be staring at my kitty the whole entire party.
Oh well. Nothing I can do about it now, right? Let them stare. Maybe I'll even let
a few of them fuck me so I can get back at him for lying to me."

Anyone can make the heart shape with their hands. I can do it with my thighs.

 

[Paul_Chance]

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I wondered why Liz called this her “gang bang me on the poker table” dress. Now I know. I have to call her and tell her it works on the board room table too!

 

[SophieUK]

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“This”

Nggh

“Wasn’t”

Nggh

“What I meant”

Nghh

“By room service”

Nggh

“Sir”

 

[BenDover4]

The lady of the house said her husband would be home at noon for a quick lunch.

I better get ready...

 

[BenDover4]

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(Man in suit partially hidden...)

Please stay for dinner. My wife will serve something tasty in no time...

 

[BenDover4]

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(Man in suit...)

My friend Matt will be spending the night.

Prepare the guest room and make sure he gets everything he needs...

 

[bunny4med]

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Guess what the Easter Bunny brought you?

 

[bunny4med]

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I don't care what you say, I still don't think this an Ergo chair!

 

[LizVegas79]

I wondered why Liz called this her “gang bang me on the poker table” dress. Now I know. I have to call her and tell her it works on the board room table too!

how'd you know I have a name for all my favorite dresses?

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Wow! Look how much that guy is obviously liking Earth Day!"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Of course we have the Earth Day in Sweden! So, give me your pants!"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Yeah, Earth Day is definitely my favorite holiday of the year too."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Thanks for putting the seat back on my bicycle. Lets go for a ride."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"I wonder if those guys over there would like to come celebrate Earth Day with me."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Weeeeee .... Earth Day is so fun!"

 

[stu_gats_2000]

such earthiness to this thread... might turn one to be a vegetarian eating taking in all this earthiness

 

[Apisto42]

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"Wow! Look how much that guy is obviously liking Earth Day!"

The redhead: “Do you think the pilot saw my landing strip? When he lands could you girls guide him in?”

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Yeah, there's still a lot of cum leaking out of you too."

 

[LizVegas79]

such earthiness to this thread... might turn one to be a vegetarian eating taking in all this earthiness

Vegetarians enjoy sex too you know!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

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"No, I'm sure. No bird trying to nest in there."