What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[Trubbycat]

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"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you down there. Are you okay?"

No worries, ma'am. Just enjoying the view.

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you down there. Are you okay?"

No worries, ma'am. Just enjoying the view.

"If you call me ma'am again I'll rip off your dick."

 

[Trubbycat]

"If you call me ma'am again I'll rip off your dick."

ULP. Mistress, sorry Mistress...

 

[investor2020]

"Oh it is? Well then, please, sit down, buy me a drink and tell me all about it."

Him: "Thank you, Dr. Liz. I'd be most pleased to buy you the drink of your choice. My problem is one of accommodation, and it is a rather large one with me. I'm happy your schedule may be able to fit me in tonight."

 

[LizVegas79]

Him: "Thank you, Dr. Liz. I'd be most pleased to buy you the drink of your choice. My problem is one of accommodation, and it is a rather large one with me. I'm happy your schedule may be able to fit me in tonight."

"My schedule is very, VERY flexible, sweetie."

 

[Justplatonic]

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"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you down there. Are you okay?"

"A-OK Goddess! You know how to treat me right"...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/SG8Wy5J.jpg

"I'll beeee... Thrusting between your mountains while you cum... I'll be thrusting between your mountains while you cum... I'll be thrusting between your mountains, thrusting between your mountains, thrusting between your mountains while you cuuuuuuuuuum!"...

 

[LizVegas79]

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"It sounds to me like your wife is ignoring your needs. My husband ignores my needs all the time
too. I guess we each have to learn how to live with it and find a solution that works for us, right?"

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

https://i.imgur.com/SG8Wy5J.jpg

My last massage therapist wore hospital scrubs. But this works too

 

[LizVegas79]

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(him): "... three! ... four! ... "
(her): "Baby! Please! I said I'm sorry!"
(him): " ... five! ..."
(her): "Please! I promise I won't do it again!"
(him): " ... six! ... "
(her): "Please baby! I'm sorry I let those guys in Vegas fuck me!"
(him): "... seven! ..."
(her): "But it felt so good. Their cocks were so big, I couldn't resist!"
(him): "... eight! ..."
(her): "You said it was okay, remember? You said you wanted to watch!"
(him): "... nine! ..."
(her): "Please baby! You can fuck me as hard as you want! I'll do anything you say!"
(him): "... ten! ... I know you will. Because you're my good little slut wife aren't you?"
(her): "... yes ... yes, I am ... I'm your good little slut wife baby ... take me ... use me ...."

(marriage isn't as bad as some people make it sound )

 

[LizVegas79]

https://www.urbasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hot-bikini-brunette.jpg

"Hi. I'm sorry but I couldn't help overhear that huge fight you just had with your husband. Do you
need to talk? Can I buy you a drink? Would you like to let him catch us together to get back at him?"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"You're a huge pervert, aren't you? It's okay. Most of the perverts I've met have been
very polite and kind of cute like you. So what's your kink? No wait! Let me guess!"

 

[LizVegas79]

(the woman 2nd from the left): "Well, you know what they say. Be careful what you wish for.
Now, get undressed and do exactly everything we say. Or else things will go very differently
for you. Understand?"

 

[Justplatonic]

(the woman 2nd from the left): "Well, you know what they say. Be careful what you wish for.
Now, get undressed and do exactly everything we say. Or else things will go very differently
for you. Understand?"

https://i.imgur.com/pjzm4GV.jpg

"Thank you, thank you, thank you, Goddess... You've tickled me pink!"...

 

[LizVegas79]

"I really don't see anything here even worth stealing. Do you dah-ling? Let's go to another museum
and see what they have and then have lunch at that cute bistro I like on the Champs-Élysées."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"I thought you brought me all the way up here to fuck me. Are you just going to take pictures
of these stupid mountains and this boring lake all day or what? I can't even go swimming
because the water's too cold. And you don't even have a fucking boat. I'm soooooo bored!"

(Pro Tip: never take a Latina to a lake unless you intend to fuck her! A lot!!! )

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/yHPykxI.jpeg

"Well, at least you're a polite pervert. I see someone trained you well."

 

[jaF0]

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You expect me to cook? Why would you think that?

 

[Jasmine12345]

I don’t recall asking you to stand in my presence. Do I need to remind you of your place?

she replied, " I don’t recall you've ever been a switch."

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/yHPykxI.jpeg

"Well, at least you're a polite pervert. I see someone trained you well."

https://i.imgur.com/uO1eQ3P.jpg

"Thank you for training me Goddess, to appreciate the finer things in life"...

 

[jaF0]

Knock, knock, umm, Hi, I'm you're new neighbor next door. Hello, are you in there? Can you see me through that little peephole?

 

[jaF0]

Guy off screen:

Umm, excuse me. I was told to look for the brunette with purple shoes, but I've been wandering around for half an hour and so far I've seen six brunettes with purple shoes.

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[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/rSNQ2qG.jpg

"If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise"...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/WnwjlZp.jpg

"Put you finger there, so I can tie a knot"...

 

[Booboobear84]

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"I thought you brought me all the way up here to fuck me. Are you just going to take pictures
of these stupid mountains and this boring lake all day or what? I can't even go swimming
because the water's too cold. And you don't even have a fucking boat. I'm soooooo bored!"

(Pro Tip: never take a Latina to a lake unless you intend to fuck her! A lot!!! )

I think the average male would need to be dead to not fuck her.