What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[LizVegas79]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/bb4ed3ef3cf78b75a14f138c34164ea3/tumblr_o08k638ZdI1u0qzj2o1_1280.jpg

"Well I appreciate you turning yourself in. But jaywalking isn't a crime that we typically use
interrogation methods or handcuffs for. You're welcome to pay a small fine though if you like."

 

[jaF0]

Seems like I read a news story about her, but I forget her name or agency.

Maybe an actress? Patch just says State Police, document looks like it could be a script, background could be a dressing room.

.

 

[jaF0]

Pia Whitesell (née Loyola Blanco, previously Miller; born 2 November 1983) is a Chilean-born Australian fashion model, actress and television presenter.

I kind of remember that now .. Pia Miller.

The blue and white checkerboard is Australian

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/DuCfhZb.jpg

"What does a Girl have to do to get a decent seat around here?!"...

 

[Trubbycat]

https://i.imgur.com/DuCfhZb.jpg

"What does a Girl have to do to get a decent seat around here?!"...

Use your tongue, Philip. My pussy's not getting any younger.

 

[investor2020]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/80cc3d53f77c50dc4fec6af9f4e9adba/029f0d6f56754d41-6d/s640x960/5e0033c8b2e3fdd96497d63299462c389b84a942.jpg

Her: "But this is round 2 of the swingers party . . . I think you're a little overdressed."

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/bb4ed3ef3cf78b75a14f138c34164ea3/tumblr_o08k638ZdI1u0qzj2o1_1280.jpg

Honestly, LT. I have no idea why my arrest rate is so high. Or why so many people have come to me to confess to murders. I haven't even gotten out of my chair all week.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/80cc3d53f77c50dc4fec6af9f4e9adba/029f0d6f56754d41-6d/s640x960/5e0033c8b2e3fdd96497d63299462c389b84a942.jpg

You are eating dinner off of this table.

I'm dinner

 

[investor2020]

Him (earlier): "I know we've just met, and it's been a delightful dinner. Maybe we can get together again later."

https://64.media.tumblr.com/64cf19d30e1186943567d711994143dd/925a74b3a4818d05-53/s540x810/1510c4e3371f9c76fd61934e026b97e4c46b26ba.jpg

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/c3feIU4.jpg

"I get you're sorry... But the pumps aren't getting any cleaner, with you still grovelling in the corner"...

 

[Trubbycat]

https://i.imgur.com/c3feIU4.jpg

"I get you're sorry... But the pumps aren't getting any cleaner, with you still grovelling in the corner"...

After that last kick my balls are up by my diaphragm...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/SEtbilo.jpg

"We're gonna get it on now, but it's not all bad, right? We've got what we want, and you've got what you want"...

 

[Trubbycat]

https://i.imgur.com/SEtbilo.jpg

"We're gonna get it on now, but it's not all bad, right? We've got what we want, and you've got what you want"...

Get ready for the foot job of your life...

 

[FranklyFrank]

"It's just a pottery class," she told him. "A boring old hen party with clay!"
https://64.media.tumblr.com/57b3ac560b539b7fbe69d941e0edb1fa/a90ca4539b8997db-43/s540x810/6e5c49aafa997fb898895c8a2d853f0d0aa5ca0d.jpg

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/1NqGOcr.jpg

"Goddess, it's hot in here", he quivered.

She smiles, "Thank you! You don't look too bad yourself"...

 

[Trubbycat]

https://i.imgur.com/1NqGOcr.jpg

"Goddess, it's hot in here", he quivered.

She smiles, "Thank you! You don't look too bad yourself"...

This is the local, slave. I told you to take the express!

 

[jaF0]

You want to do WHAT now?

Are you serious?

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/80cc3d53f77c50dc4fec6af9f4e9adba/029f0d6f56754d41-6d/s640x960/5e0033c8b2e3fdd96497d63299462c389b84a942.jpg

(her): "If you don't like a mess, you shouldn't have been late
to our swap party. Clean me up. Now!"

 

[LizVegas79]

"You guys are doing a wonderful job helping me move. I think you deserve
a little break though, don't you?"

 

[FranklyFrank]

"You guys are doing a wonderful job helping me move. I think you deserve
a little break though, don't you?"

She looks like she could use a good packing!

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

If you want to come through this door you have to walk through sideways

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn002.reblogme.com/uploads/photos/2022/09/11546/reblogme-11546-A3NV1arEuq.jpg

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you down there. Are you okay?"

 

[investor2020]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/5c74c49eead724a9d6da8fcbceb41351/c1841a3eea013049-d2/s640x960/60b031bd769e8650cbf01af1c8b0d074085c3d02.jpg
"Why yes, I am Dr. Liz, but it's after office hours and I don't see patients then . . . that is, unless you have a really big problem, and then I might make an exception. And by "big" I mean large."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/5c74c49eead724a9d6da8fcbceb41351/c1841a3eea013049-d2/s640x960/60b031bd769e8650cbf01af1c8b0d074085c3d02.jpg
"Why yes, I am Dr. Liz, but it's after office hours and I don't see patients then . . . that is, unless you have a really big problem, and then I might make an exception. And by "big" I mean large."

"Oh it is? Well then, please, sit down, buy me a drink and tell me all about it."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/543fae4855e9345f0d57c167b37a5c80/1be648ad8a1c8eaf-a6/s640x960/2f32d27e46eb818ef06fa8f6dc0e419a86ef3a67.jpg

"Fuck you, mom. You're not the boss of me anymore. I'm totally wearing this to school today."

(words I will no doubt probably hear in the next few years )