What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

(Latinas are always mad about something. If it's not you, it's someone else. I know we're a handful guys but we're worth it, right? :kiss:)
Yup. 🙂

A passionate woman can be tough to get a long with sometimes but when you connect and are on the same page.... dios mio, aguanta y disfruta del viaje🤩
 
"No, my husband's away on business this weekend. That's why I decided to be bad
and order a pizza so I could have it all for myself. It must be hard delivering pizzas
to sad, lonely, divorced women and married women home all alone all night, huh?
I bet you can't wait to get off can you? Do you have to work much longer, or are you
hoping to get off soon? I bet a busy college boy like you really needs to get off, don't
you? Does your girlfriend usually come meet you when you get off? Or are you going
to be getting off all alone tonight like me? What if I tipped you $100? Would that be
enough to make you get you off right now so you could stay and help me eat this pizza?"

(sometimes us married women have a lot of questions and it's best just to answer the last one because it's usually the most important one ;))
 
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"No, my husband's away on business this weekend. That's why I decided to be bad
and order a pizza so I could have it all for myself. It must be hard delivering pizzas
to sad, lonely, divorced women and married women home all alone all night, huh?
I bet you can't wait to get off can you? Do you have to work much longer, or are you
hoping to get off soon? I bet a busy college boy like you really needs to get off, don't
you? Does your girlfriend usually come meet you when you get off? Or are you going
to be getting off all alone tonight like me? What if I tipped you $100? Would that be
enough to make you get you off right now so you could stay and help me eat this pizza?"

(sometimes us married women have a lot of questions and it's best just to answer the last one because it's usually the most important one ;))
Why does he get a tip? Surely getting off would be enough? (Why am I jealous of an imaginary person?) 🙈
 
Why does he get a tip? Surely getting off would be enough? (Why am I jealous of an imaginary person?) 🙈

He's a college guy so he probably needs the money.

Plus, it's her husband's money so what does she care? :giggle:
 
"No, my husband's away on business this weekend. That's why I decided to be bad
and order a pizza so I could have it all for myself. It must be hard delivering pizzas
to sad, lonely, divorced women and married women home all alone all night, huh?
I bet you can't wait to get off can you? Do you have to work much longer, or are you
hoping to get off soon? I bet a busy college boy like you really needs to get off, don't
you? Does your girlfriend usually come meet you when you get off? Or are you going
to be getting off all alone tonight like me? What if I tipped you $100? Would that be
enough to make you get you off right now so you could stay and help me eat this pizza?"

(sometimes us married women have a lot of questions and it's best just to answer the last one because it's usually the most important one ;))
The unseen pizza delivery boy (thinking 'OMG, my life fantasy coming true!''): "Yes, ma'am . . . and I have two pizzas, one with pepperoni and a white pizza with bacon & mushrooms. Let's put them in the oven and help each other get off first. Then have a pizza and get off again. With a little rest and the second pizza of your choice, we can go again if you're up for it."

Ah, the confidence of youth. :D
 
Which one? The one on the left or on the right?

Or are you talking about a different pic?

I'm not blonde but I'm a little confused because you didn't attach a pic :giggle:
It's the gif where the girl looks like she's being hypnotized by a waving dick. It was the 1st one I posted on here today. The other one I posted is the harmonica one. That one is right below the hypnotized one. :)
 
It's the gif where the girl looks like she's being hypnotized by a waving dick. It was the 1st one I posted on here today. The other one I posted is the harmonica one. That one is right below the hypnotized one. :)

Oh weird. I don't see any gif. Maybe it'll be there next time I log in. I've got to run and start to get ready for work tonight anyways.

Have a great weekend! Don't do anyone I wouldn't do! :kiss::heart:
 
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"It was too a perfectly normal question. It says here a lot of guys secretly want to watch their girlfriends or
wives with a Black guy. So I was just wondering if you were one of those guys. You obviously are because
you're denying it so much, but that's fine. Go back to your stupid book."

:giggle:
 
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