What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

"I wonder what that Liz chick I met in Vegas is doing right now.
I should call her when I get home and see if she wants to hook up."

I just spit my water out....

I want to caption your avatar photo and ask where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

 

[Trubbycat]

https://meaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/australian20firefighter20calendar11.png

Hey guys, shouldn't I have a shirt on while fighting this fire?

Nah, here's that special fireproof gel they use for stunt men.

 

[FranklyFrank]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/d3025d44cb698a13742f49c0f9aa288d/tumblr_n3x8s9gYM21stvgzao1_400.gifv
Relax! Who do you think will finish first, you getting me off or your husband peeing in the restroom?

 

[FranklyFrank]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/2de8d8b34d4fb7e3115dbf8f32fa1d5d/tumblr_o53zhaYszN1ud4uv9o1_500.jpg
Yes, I can certainly understand why you recommended her for this position. She has excellent dicktation skills!

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

View attachment 2201572

Mr. Smith, I am starting to suspect this is not a legitimate job interview.

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/KUFCcvO.jpg

"Yes, you got the job!... Now, earn your wages..."...

 

[Trubbycat]

https://i.imgur.com/KUFCcvO.jpg

"Yes, you got the job!... Now, earn your wages..."...

The company is renowned in HR circles for their onboarding practices.

 

[Jasmine12345]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/144ddb547c0dbff04590c7977ffe7097/tumblr_ofm8avQQdZ1tp08xao1_500.gifv
Guy on the far right: "Yes, I know he's your husband. But wouldn't you like to show him what you can do , , , with me?"

are you the guy on the far right or the one in action?

 

[jaF0]

5,019 is the kind of image that gets these threads shut down.

 

[ShaneoD]

5,019 is the kind of image that gets these threads shut down.

It's all good, they stopped doing that when they changed servers

 

[jaF0]

Image content that violates site rules has nothing to do with number of posts in a thread.

 

[Trubbycat]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/76c9f111f151f17b45b17191b53368fe/tumblr_n9imdyCwE01seqlwgo1_1280.jpg

I don't have to know how to swim, I'll never drown.

 

[investor2020]

are you the guy on the far right or the one in action?

I'm the bartender in the back left . . . in awe of what's happening at this party.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/25eede220dac55a1e03471c69cdceea9/f7e031b8d94d5a87-fa/s1280x1920/113e2c46ba3768fdc95a079f10b5e3cc64589b25.jpg

"Yep. My husband and the rest of your friends are watching it the den. It's been
all commercials so far. The real game hasn't started yet. Or has it?"

 

[investor2020]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/25eede220dac55a1e03471c69cdceea9/f7e031b8d94d5a87-fa/s1280x1920/113e2c46ba3768fdc95a079f10b5e3cc64589b25.jpg

"Yep. My husband and the rest of your friends are watching it the den. It's been
just commercials. The real game hasn't started yet. Or has it?"

"No, in my case red does not mean stop. It means 'I'm hot' . . . want to find out how much?"

 

[Jasmine12345]

I'm the bartender in the back left . . . in awe of what's happening at this party.

you are the bartender?
Do you take actions?

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/25eede220dac55a1e03471c69cdceea9/f7e031b8d94d5a87-fa/s1280x1920/113e2c46ba3768fdc95a079f10b5e3cc64589b25.jpg

"I don't care if your friends are here. The game hasn't started yet and you haven't
fucked me since last year. It's not a funny joke anymore. So, are you going to fuck
me? Or am I going to go into the den and tell your friends to get in line? You know
they will. They'll beat you down, tie you up and make you watch if I ask them to.
You know I'm right, don't you?"

 

[Trubbycat]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/8af252e0de43e1d049a729ef652f0def/68b2d267dd93b622-c6/s1280x1920/be2a0eb87c7e7fbae028311b22f4c97b68d82845.jpg

"Come here and let me make you forget about your wife for a while. Don't worry, my husband will be gone all weekend."

I give great hugs and smell nice. Get over here.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/df1aeb1035bd04904d2dd90bcf4131a0/52b19fa359009ded-6a/s640x960/f1be25bd3af3872c7ca71cd780f95387304c73d4.jpg

"I'm sorry I remind you of your first girlfriend, Lizzie. Was it a bad break-up?
You know, I hear revenge sex is really, really wonderful therapy."

 

[Jasmine12345]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/df1aeb1035bd04904d2dd90bcf4131a0/52b19fa359009ded-6a/s640x960/f1be25bd3af3872c7ca71cd780f95387304c73d4.jpg

"I'm sorry I remind you of your first girlfriend, Lizzie. Was it a bad break-up?
You know, I hear revenge sex is really, really wonderful therapy."

you're gonna get it, liz

 

[investor2020]

you are the bartender?
Do you take actions?

"Well it seems almost everyone else at the party is occupied at the present, so I'm not busy. I'd be happy to provide any refill you need."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/3bf5df9924503b615dcf55ddbd1dc40b/2594c891ddeae6a3-b7/s1280x1920/a4aa751ab0ed53c60778c9b1233f03cfe2d607a8.pnj

"Did you hear that Liz? A new football game just started. They'll be watching it for hours. So, can
I ride your sybian again? That was amazing! I can still barely stand up!"

 

[Jasmine12345]

you're gonna get it,

"Well it seems almost everyone else at the party is occupied at the present, so I'm not busy. I'd be happy to provide any refill you need."

you're gonna get it too, investor.

 

[LizVegas79]

you're gonna get it, liz

promises, promises

 

[ShaneoD]

promises, promises

When you all get it, will someone being a camera?