What's He or She Saying?

[SinInMe]

My badge? You want to see my badge?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"I'm biting my bottom lip because I'm thinking of your cock, bro. Work up a sweat with me, my sexy twin brother!"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"Shhh....our husbands agreed that it's not cheating with girls."

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"All new try-outs include lesbian gang-bangs. Didn't you read the manual?"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

You didn't get any on my chin did you...??

"Oh, no, babe. Absolutely not."

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"Remember count each swat, thank me, and beg for the next one, slut."

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"Oh, but I'm on the rag, so I hope that you don't mind it bloody."

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"I guess that this falls under special urology care, dear? You're not going to snitch on me if I test your stamina, will you?"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"Yes, I'm sexually harassing you, but I don't have much time to get knocked up and my husband told me that he's sterile, so here it goes."

 

[Taegul]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7e/4e/d0/7e4ed005eab753cda74194afdb6630f8--sexy-fitness-fitness-babes.jpg

"We know you're one of the judges for the beauty contest and we just want to show our appreciation for the high scores you're going to give us."

 

[Taegul]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/df/99/6b/df996bfd8bc555d471f13beacaf15bd4.jpg

"Are you enjoying the view?"

 

[jaF0]

This one's been making the rounds of the threads and I'm not sure where it originated but to borrow and modify the line attributed to Linda Evangelista ....

"I don't get into bed for less than $10,000.00"

 

[BenDover4]

This is the window that needs fixed and then
perhaps we can figure out why my bed squeaks so much...

 

[LizVegas79]

"Your wife ask me to come over and make a deal with you.
You know I love Lizzie and I'd do anything for her so ....."

 

[BenDover4]

What's you being old enough to be my father have to do with anything ??

 

[BenDover4]

What do you mean check your front pocket for the car keys...

I thought you were going to teach me how to drive ??

 

[BenDover4]

Young & Innocent ??

Let's just say you're half right...

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"Hi, I'm one of your daughter's friends and she decided that we both need to get laid for once. How about it? I'm a busy working woman and don't have a lot of time."

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"The bet goes like this. I win all nine holes and you fuck my pussy."

"And if I win all nine holes?"

"You get to fuck my ass!"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

What's you being old enough to be my father have to do with anything ??

Or in my amended version, "What does you being my father have anything to do with it?"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"Okay, I will wear clothes in the car with you, but when we get to the next intersection, I'm going to do a Chinese fire drill naked."

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"By the way, Uncle Dan, I'm not wearing anything but this sweater. Care to see what you get to fuck tonight?"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"Look, you can't just discriminate against me when holding interviews for your future bride. Sure, I'm young, illegal, slutty, and bi, but...."

"Wait, did you just say that you're slutty and bi? Do you ever share your girlfriends? Because that's the only thing left to make you the perfect second wife."

"Sure, I'll share my girlfriends, but only with you. And my being an illegal alien?"

"Are you a dreamer?"

"Um....yes."

"You're practically an American now, anyway, aren't you?"

"Then it's settled. I'll be your new wife. You just need to put an anchor baby in me."

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

These chemtrails are getting into my head!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"Okay, so we don't share tastes in coffee and I'm a bit young and wild, but I would love to sleep with you and your wife set up us on this blind date to be a possible unicorn. What's not to love? I'd be a great unicorn for you guys, I swear."

"Well, you are very persistent and I like that in a girl."