What's going on between April and Expertise???

[FlamingoBlue]

While enjoying the sense of accomplishment that goes along with completeing a home repair, I posted a thread about garbage disposals. Next thing I know, April has the hots for Expertise. Maybe there is something about working in the kitchen that turns a woman on.

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[Expertise]

Merely a discourse on the unseen utility of some home appliances Blue. There are many.

-Garbage disposal as food processor. (YUCK)

-Dishwasher as a fish poacher.(It works quite well)

-A bunch of garbage bags and your car as a means to get really good crushed ice. (Exceptional for Pina Coladas)

Kind of a Hints from Heloise thing

 

[Isabella Thorne]

A Woman's Work is Never Done ..

Now Blue dear ... you sound as if you are pouting that no one is flirting with you .... <big wet kisses baby>

hey ... where do you want me in the kitchen?
- on the table
- on the counter
- on the floor
- on the stove top
- standing up and leaning over the sink with my legs spread wide for you ...

... you know i always love it when we do it in the kitchen, darling.
___________
I'm the cook of the house.
~Linda McCartney~

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Ya oughta try....

Dale Brown's novels, Exxie. For some reason I gave up on Clancy after Red October. Actually, the whole spy thing has gotten old for me. Well, back to another serial killer book.

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[April]

Darn it, I forgot how many garbage bags for the crushed ice. And yeah, it's easier for you, since you have that big honkin' Explorer! I have to make two passes for every one that you do. Drat those small cars. LOL

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Oye, Izzy....

The kitchen is all cleaned up and I was just getting ready to leave to go over to my wife's for a jacuzzi and dinner. If I was the type to lust after another woman, you know that you would be in my thoughts. You always are so sweet to me. Well, i'm outta here.

Fondly,


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[Expertise]

I bought a bunch of Browns books at a yard sale a few months ago. They are just not as well written, in my opinion, as Clancy's work. Additonaly Clancy's books are almost "technichly flawless" and very true to life where as Browns are riddled with inaccuracy's and are heavy with almost sci-fi kit and gear.

In addition Clancy has developed his charachters to a far greater depth than Brown allowing me some identification/sympathy/empathy with them.

The comparison I would make is (and I don't know if you have seen both these movies) Top Gun and Iron Eagle.

 

[Silverlily]

Clancy's books are almost "technichly flawless"

Except for one scene where he had an Air Force private on Air Force One. But I guess that's what you meant by almost.

Trust me, there is nothing private about the Air Force and I really don't think they let one-stripers work on the President's plane.

As for the Expertise/April thing, it's been going on as long as the Expertise/Naked Hunny thing or the Expertise/Lioness thing or Expertise/insert name here thing.

You should get out more often.

 

[Expertise]

Actually I did that in a moment of desperation/inspiration with a Trans Am (Insert joke here) We were at the summer house and couldn't find the freakin' blender.

Ye shall, in moments of desperation, adapt overcome and find the means to create umbrella drinks.LOL

Expertise 2-19

 

[Expertise]

Kitten Eyes there is no "thing" they are merely .... conversations.

*God I hope the search feature is still down*

 

[Silverlily]

But conversations are things, are they not?

Sorry darlin', the search function is healthier than ever.

 

[April]

Oh, is it working again? Cool! Now I can search for......uh, I forgot. LOL j/k

 

[Isabella Thorne]

oooooh Kitten Eyes ... you are being a nasty little trouble maker ... ha ha ... watch out .. those claws are sharp today ..

Chandler and <insert name here> are only having conversations. Repeat 5 times.
____________________
I thought I saw a puddy cat
I did, I did!

 

[Expertise]

But conversations are not the "things" that you were alluding to

April! Kitten Eyes is picking on me!

Damn Laurel and that search function!

 

[April]

Darn her! And she gave me a hug earlier. Ouch, what is that poking me in the back? Oh, it's a kitty claw! Guess I'll just have to watch my back around here! LMAO

 

[Expertise]

re. your back

I could do that for you...

Or even better, the old line... I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you walk away.LOL

 

[April]

AHAHAHA!!!!! You're so funny. No, seriously. LOL You've got mail.

 

[Silverlily]

<pout> I was only trying to answer the question.

Look, see, claws are put away, only nice velvet paws are left.

Expertise, I was not picking on you, I was only after those fishing lure pasties of yours.

 

[April]

It's all in fun, Kitten Eyes. You want your claw back? LOL

 

[Silverlily]

You can keep it April, something to remember me by. I don't just scratch anywhere, you know.

 

[Expertise]

I'm not a ball of yarn

I knew you were just being playfull kitten.

PS. April has mail

 

[April]

No harm, no foul, Kitten Eyes. Exp, you have more mail. Gotta go.

 

[Expertise]

Where exactly did you scratch kitten? You've sent her running off

 

[Silverlily]

Hee hee, in all the right places, she had to go cool off.

Who's next?

 

[Expertise]

As long as you didn't use that sandpaper kitten tongue... I would hate to think that some regions might be chafed.LOL

*Did I just say that out loud*

[Edited by Expertise on 09-24-2000 at 02:28 PM]