What's Crossing Your Mind

[Touch_72]

Soooo sex cures all.....takes notes...

Everything except hyper-sexed syndrome. That's cured by mother-in-laws.

 

[Touch_72]

LOL that put a smile on my face

But alas, I've no one to have sex with. I mean, I've got my hands but...

*looks around Lit* No one? You ARE aware that you're going to get 100 PM's from saying this, right?

I get it, though. Trust me, I get it.

I'm glad I gave you a smile, though. And tell your hands I'll be jealous.

 

[KalIsBack]

*chuckle*

Sex really does cure all, even outside the scope of stress.

If you're upset? Sex.
If someone's upset with you? Sex.
Feeling blue? Sex.
Feeling bored? Sex.
Feeling tired? Sex.
Feeling uninspired? Sex.
Troubled with family problems? Sex.
Troubled with money problems? Sex.

Hard to think of something that doesn't involve death that can't be cured by sex. Or at least where sex won't make you feel loads better.

 

[Astaylith]

*looks around Lit* No one? You ARE aware that you're going to get 100 PM's from saying this, right?

I get it, though. Trust me, I get it.

I'm glad I gave you a smile, though. And tell your hands I'll be jealous.

I highly doubt I'll get 100 PMs. Maybe 3.

No need to be jealous, my hands are too tired to give me the business. I actually finally feel tired too.

 

[sereneone4u]

I think we could insert chocolate in place of sex and it would work.

Less mess and less fuss.

 

[SmileyGirl]

I think we could insert chocolate in place of sex and it would work.

Less mess and less fuss.

Or wine!!
Wine works too ahaha!!

 

[may_I_please]

I think we could insert chocolate in place of sex and it would work.

Less mess and less fuss.

I'm not gonna be the only one who reads that wrong serene

Fair warning

 

[SmileyGirl]

I'm not gonna be the only one who reads that wrong serene

Fair warning

*snort*

 

[sereneone4u]

Or wine!!
Wine works too ahaha!!

Ha!

Yes wine.

 

[Touch_72]

I think we could insert chocolate in place of sex and it would work.

Less mess and less fuss.

Or wine!!
Wine works too ahaha!!

Okay. Chocolate, wine and sex. It's like lime, salt and tequila... you lick, you suck, you... ummmm....

Well, the point is... they can all go together quite nicely.

I'm not gonna be the only one who reads that wrong serene

Fair warning

Rolling. Absolutely rolling. I almost fell off the bed rolling.

I need a cure for laughter now.

 

[sereneone4u]

I'm not gonna be the only one who reads that wrong serene

Fair warning

omg

laughing!!!

I have had very very little sleep.

 

[Touch_72]

omg

laughing!!!

I have had very very little sleep.

Kal... there's your cue.

Sex.

 

[Touch_72]

What's really crossing my mind at this point is... I need a nap before the kids get home. Oh... and I need to masturbate before napping before the kids get home. That too. Priorities.

 

[may_I_please]

What's really crossing my mind at this point is... I need a nap before the kids get home. Oh... and I need to masturbate before napping before the kids get home. That too. Priorities.

You see now that is crossing my mind

 

[Touch_72]

You see now that is crossing my mind

What is? Me masturbating?

 

[sereneone4u]

What is? Me masturbating?

Nap did it for me.

 

[may_I_please]

What is? Me masturbating?

Well, the AV, but that is you, so...

Nap did it for me.

*snigger*

 

[KalIsBack]

Nap did it for me.

So a nap is all you need, hmm?

Perhaps we should hold off on the sex then, eh? Let you rest up.

 

[pfflyerhot]

I don't think I can do this anymore.

 

[sereneone4u]

So a nap is all you need, hmm?

Perhaps we should hold off on the sex then, eh? Let you rest up.

Nap is code for "Please fuck my brains out, Sir"

lol!

 

[sereneone4u]

I don't think I can do this anymore.

Hey, what is the matter?

 

[papadoc19]

Only a few more hours left...

 

[respeito]

i'd better find something productive to do.

 

[papadoc19]

Socialism is not all that different from Fascism...it is odd that Maduro would think it is...before Mussolini became a fascist he was one of the most prominent socialist thinkers and leaders of his time.

 

[respeito]

i was talking to this incredibly sweet lady earlier today; she recently returned from visiting her relatives in new zealand. my boss asked her about the food, and she talked so passionately about how amazing the (fresh-from-the-ocean) seafood was.

just watching the expression on her face made me want to hop on the next flight to new zealand.