what would you do?

[davesboy]

you are put in an empty room with just a mattress and a naked sofia vergara tied to it-your capters tell you that you have ten minutes to do anything to her but once you decide you must stick to your plan and must get her off or you die your choices are

a-fuck her till she gets off-only stipulation you cant use your hands/mouth

b-eat her pussy again no hands

c-suck her tits but not her nipples

d-perform anal again no hands

e- have her give you blowjob (she can bite you if given a chance) again no hands

well get started'

 

[Tryharder62]

I don't have a penis so a, d and e are out!

 

[JohnnySavage]

you are put in an empty room with just a mattress and a naked sofia vergara tied to it-your capters tell you that you have ten minutes to do anything to her but once you decide you must stick to your plan and must get her off or you die your choices are

a-fuck her till she gets off-only stipulation you cant use your hands/mouth

b-eat her pussy again no hands

c-suck her tits but not her nipples

d-perform anal again no hands

e- have her give you blowjob (she can bite you if given a chance) again no hands

well get started'

I'd need to know what a capters is.

 

[islandman]

first i have to understand my motivation

then i have to wonder if i have anything left to give since i got off megan fox before getting thrown into this room with sofia

then i have to figure out if sofia will make me a sandwich after i get her off

then i have to learn about punctuation

 

[girlsmiley]

Sofia Vergara would kick your ass.

 

[girlsmiley]

first i have to understand my motivation

then i have to wonder if i have anything left to give since i got off megan fox before getting thrown into this room with sofia

then i have to figure out if sofia will make me a sandwich after i get her off

then i have to learn about punctuation

Megan Fox? Ew. You don't know where that's been.

 

[davesboy]

sorry

sorry bout bad spelling'

 

[blackleggings]

Sofia Vergara would kick my ass.

 

[Tryharder62]

Sofia Vergara would kick my ass.

I don't know who Sofia Vergara is but I bet she couldn't kick my ass. Her foot would bounce right off.

 

[butters]

why not break the rules and free her? then she can escape their evil clutches with you, go with you to your safe house, and then you get far longer than ten minutes, using what you like, with a willing partner using everything - should she so choose.

jus' sayin'

of course, you could snuggle and eat crumpets, too.

 

[blackleggings]

I don't know who Sofia Vergara is but I bet she couldn't kick my ass. Her foot would bounce right off.

Awww. That made me laugh.

Unlike the OP.

 

[unregistered]

 

[bronzeage]

you are put in an empty room with just a mattress and a naked sofia vergara tied to it-your capters tell you that you have ten minutes to do anything to her but once you decide you must stick to your plan and must get her off or you die your choices are

a-fuck her till she gets off-only stipulation you cant use your hands/mouth

b-eat her pussy again no hands

c-suck her tits but not her nipples

d-perform anal again no hands

e- have her give you blowjob (she can bite you if given a chance) again no hands

well get started'

I would ask myself, "What would Bruce Willis do?", then rip the mattress apart, braid it into a rope, which I use to pull down the surveillance camera and then trip our captors when they rush into the room. I then take a weapon from the first captor and use his severed head as bait to get everyone else into my field of fire. They toss a grenade into the room, but Sophia throws the mattress over it. I scream in pain to lure the last bad guy into the room and then break his neck with a quick twist of his head.

All the sex will have to be off screen because this movie is PG-13.

 

[pink]

I would just ask her to sit and talk to me, I love her accent.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Bow to the west and pray to allah?

 

[blackleggings]

I would ask myself, "What would Bruce Willis do?", then rip the mattress apart, braid it into a rope, which I use to pull down the surveillance camera and then trip our captors when they rush into the room. I then take a weapon from the first captor and use his severed head as bait to get everyone else into my field of fire. They toss a grenade into the room, but Sophia throws the mattress over it. I scream in pain to lure the last bad guy into the room and then break his neck with a quick twist of his head.

All the sex will have to be off screen because this movie is PG-13.

Bruce Willis always wins.

 

[kbate]

I would tell Dave that his son is playing games he isn't old enough to play.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

32 F's. Who needs a mattress?

 

[sticky_keyboard]

Order her a Pepsi then go read a more relevant thread.

 

[MNGuy]

I would ask myself, "What would Bruce Willis do?", then rip the mattress apart, braid it into a rope, which I use to pull down the surveillance camera and then trip our captors when they rush into the room. I then take a weapon from the first captor and use his severed head as bait to get everyone else into my field of fire. They toss a grenade into the room, but Sophia throws the mattress over it. I scream in pain to lure the last bad guy into the room and then break his neck with a quick twist of his head.

All the sex will have to be off screen because this movie is PG-13.

Ah, dammit, I knew Bronze would have the same answer as me.

Everyone loves the line about watching a Bruce Willis movie equals six hours at the gun range.

 

[Corbal]

Fucking amatuers.

Everyone knows Option (D) is None of the above.

 

[artemesia_g]

Are the kids out of school for Good Friday or something?