What would it take for you to turn to the dark side?

calypso_21 · Feb 9, 2003

I've seen references to evil doings and I'm curious...what would it take to make you turn dark?

HeavyStick · Feb 9, 2003

A serious offense against my family.

Revenge would be so cruel.

glamorilla · Feb 9, 2003

HeavyStick said:
A serious offense against my family.

Revenge would be so cruel.

there's a difference between that and "turning dark".

i joke about it and i justify some pretty nasty things in the name of balance but when it comes down to it i believe in being good.

Nora · Feb 9, 2003

Dear Caly,

Wow, I finally made it to the dark side! The weather here ROCKS! Oh man, and all the waiters in every restaurant have the tightest little butts! *drools*

Tonight we're having a meeting of evil-doers to go over the month's agenda of evil-workings. We're nominating new targets and I've been asked to bring devilled eggs for the potluck afterwards. It's gonna be fun!

Wishing you the worst (of course!),

Love,

-N.

HeavyStick · Feb 9, 2003

glamorilla said:
there's a difference between that and "turning dark".

i joke about it and i justify some pretty nasty things in the name of balance but when it comes down to it i believe in being good.

Yes and no, it would be above and beyond being a vigilante.

calypso_21 · Feb 9, 2003

HeavyStick said:
A serious offense against my family.

Revenge would be so cruel.

This is in a sense what I mean. If this is not what you would normally term remaining good, Glam, then it is moving over to the dark side...IMHO.

Summery · Feb 9, 2003

Non-serious answer: Him whispering in my ear, "Come with me baby to the dark side."

Serious answer: Harm my child, look out!

I will have to elaborate on both another time, when I am less tired.

KillerMuffin · Feb 9, 2003

Loss of temper. It happens all the time.

Fly_On_Wall · Feb 9, 2003

calypso_21 said:
I've seen references to evil doings and I'm curious...what would it take to make you turn dark?

I've visited it, I refuse to again, but I do tend to start that way,

what does it take? Strong Emotion

calypso_21 · Feb 9, 2003

Nora said:
Dear Caly,

Wow, I finally made it to the dark side! The weather here ROCKS! Oh man, and all the waiters in every restaurant have the tightest little butts! *drools*

Tonight we're having a meeting of evil-doers to go over the month's agenda of evil-workings. We're nominating new targets and I've been asked to bring devilled eggs for the potluck afterwards. It's gonna be fun!

Wishing you the worst (of course!),

Love,

-N.

Dear Nora,

Sucks you made it there safely. Rocks? I was promised boulders! Is the service dark and mysterious though?

Damn I missed the memo for that meeting. What addy did they send it to? I keep missing them! Fun? Or wicked?

Right back at you, your wickedness...

Dastardly,

~C

calypso_21 · Feb 9, 2003

Summery said:
Non-serious answer: Him whispering in my ear, "Come with me baby to the dark side."

Non-serious answers work!

medjay · Feb 9, 2003

I'd turn to the dark side if I get to snarl, twirl my moustache and shout,

"Seize him!!!!!!!"

to all my minions.

RosevilleCAguy · Feb 9, 2003

calypso_21 said:
I've seen references to evil doings and I'm curious...what would it take to make you turn dark?

This assumes that I am actually good to begin with.

Guest · Feb 9, 2003

One Meeeeeelion Dollars!

Summer, baby, come with me to the dark side. I'll spend it all on you.

Summery · Feb 9, 2003

storm1969 said:
One Meeeeeelion Dollars!

Summer, baby, come with me to the dark side. I'll spend it all on you.

I'm am so there! See, it was that easy.

Btw~ I'm not concerned about the money.

Guest · Feb 9, 2003

Summery said:
I'm am so there! See, it was that easy.

Btw~ I'm not concerned about the money.

OK, I'll spend it on me. I like them thar expensive drinks. In Tahiti.

Pseudomoniker · Feb 9, 2003

The past four years of my life.

bknight2602 · Feb 9, 2003

I'm already there I think.

Summery · Feb 9, 2003

storm1969 said:
OK, I'll spend it on me. I like them thar expensive drinks. In Tahiti.

Cool. You drink and I will lay out nude working on no tan lines.

Nora · Feb 9, 2003

calypso_21 said:
Dear Nora,

Sucks you made it there safely. Rocks? I was promised boulders! Is the service dark and mysterious though?

Damn I missed the memo for that meeting. What addy did they send it to? I keep missing them! Fun? Or wicked?

Right back at you, your wickedness...

Dastardly,

~C

Dearest Caly,

There are boulders, but they're artfully draped with dark green/burgundy velvet to enhance the evil theme. Very old-money, banker's office looking.

The "services" are sorta like pep rallies, but with a dark twist. It's kinda, "Gimme an E! Gimme a V! Gimme an I! Gimme an L! What's that spell?" only they always say that it spells something different, just to keep us on our toes. They're mean like that! I love it!

I found out another nasty, evil thing they do. The potlucks? EVERYONE gets assigned to bring a vegetable or side. Not a single damned piece of fried chicken ANYWHERE, just a plate of crumbs. It's eeeeeeeeevil, I tell you! And not one, but TWELVE different kinds of jello molds. YICK!

I dunno what address they sent your invite to, but I know that in order to get your address changed you have to apply in triplicate and with 2 forms of picture ID, but they won't tell you that until you stand in this long line. Then they tell you that to find out what you need to bring with you, you have to stand in this other long line and the person at the counter goes on their lunch break *right* when it's your turn. EVERY SINGLE TIME! It's weird!

Anyway, I met a tall, dark stranger and I'm gonna go meet up with him. One of the other girls told me that every time you meet a guy here he acts like he likes you, then a couple of months later (after you've turned down a slew of others who were really nice!) he tells you, "You're a really nice girl, but I just don't think of you as anything other than a friend. It's not you...it's me!" I think this one's not like that, though. He really does seem interested!

I'll send another postcard soon, but they keep raising the rates and then not having any stamps in of that denomination or even any that you can combine to add up to the right amount. It's eeeevil!

Love and badness,

-N.

Guest · Feb 9, 2003

<<<<<<<<< sleeps with the light on.

calypso_21 · Feb 9, 2003

KillerMuffin said:
Loss of temper. It happens all the time.

Puts you on the dark side? And what happens all the time? I'm curious.

calypso_21 · Feb 9, 2003

Re: Re: What would it take for you to turn to the dark side?

Fly_On_Wall said:
what does it take? Strong Emotion

Very true Fly

nasty1 · Feb 9, 2003

I feel like I'm halfway their.

funspirit · Feb 9, 2003

Good evening everyone. I actually spent a large part of my life on the dark side, and am incredibly greatful to have made it away from there. I don't think that there is really any action that can send you there, because your soul goes first and the evil actions follow as symptoms follow an illness.

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