What was your brain fart today?

[livin_simple]

Mine was wondering why it's called 69 rather than 96. (Uh, ask Sparky if you're wondering what that last sentence refers to.)

Anyway, same numbers, but once I wrote/typed them the answer became rather obvious.

Then I felt a moment of incredible stupidity.

 

[jcgirl]

Your mistaken......it was the dog

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Todd]

Why do we Park on a driveway?

Why do we Drive on a Parkway?

As with pills do you through the top cotton ball in the bag of cotton balls away?

Why is it a shipment when it goes by car?

Why is it cargo when it goes by ship?

When a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

Why do banks charge you a "non sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

You know how most packages say "Open here"... What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?

Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?

Why is it that the guy who comes up behind you while you're waiting for an elevator presses the already lit "up" button -- as though he somehow has magical powers that you didn't when you pressed it the first time?

Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

Do fish get cramps after eating?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

Why is there only one Monopolies commission?

Why do scientists call it "re"search when looking for something new?

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of?

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Why could Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he always ducked when someone threw a gun at him.

If it was a three hour cruise, why did Mrs. Howell have so many clothes with her?

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients BUT dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only be troubled and insecure?

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

I hear everyone has a photographic memory.........problem is, some don't have film.

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.

[Edited by Todd on 02-16-2001 at 11:14 AM]

 

[DriveSouth]

OK, here's mine, when you take a BC powder for your headache, as opposed to a toothache - how do it know where to go?