What the f**K!

[Ginny]

The cable guy was just over fixing our cable. He asked to use the bathroom before he left and I said sure. He was in there for over twenty minutes. About two minutes after he left, my apartment filled up the the most nauseating stinch. He left the largest floater I have ever seen in the toilet. I had a can of Lysol Spray by the toliet for the number two occasions which he obviously didn't use. Should I complain to the cable company or it it just one of those thing you just have to let go?

lmao...bless your heart....ooohh gross....

 

[*Eve*]

Thank you guys for helping me see the humor in this gross situation. I only hope my cable guy seeks help with a physician, because I was unaware before yesterday that any human being could produce such a powerful odor.

 

[Myrrdin]

Which is the more important to you, a fixed cable or a pristine bathroom?
Why don't you just fit a sign to your door, saying admittance only to the healthy?
From the symptoms you mention your repair guy probably suffers from Celiacs disease, a wasting illness.
Probably the way he was feeling, your cable connection was pretty low on his priorities.

 

[*Eve*]

Which is the more important to you, a fixed cable or a pristine bathroom?
Why don't you just fit a sign to your door, saying admittance only to the healthy?
From the symptoms you mention your repair guy probably suffers from Celiacs disease, a wasting illness.
Probably the way he was feeling, your cable connection was pretty low on his priorities.

I would actually prefer a clean bathroom over cable although cable is nice, and if you would have read all my posts you would have picked up that my main issue was the fact that he did not flush or at least make sure to see that it all went down if he did flush. I can appreciate the fact that maybe the gentleman has a disorder but he obviouly lacks manners.

 

[april-wine]

I don't know about anyone else, but damn it is only common decency to not leave surprises behind....As far as that goes he should have held his turd and found a gas station or something....I am more than sure he smelt what he dealt, what a baffoon....


But at least you have a damn funny story to tell....I was laughing for good long while....

 

[*Eve*]

Thank you April, I think it will just be one of those things to get a good laugh from at parties. I think I may have to take Myrrdin's advice and hang a sign on my bathroom door, but it should read,
"Please flush, under penalty of death!" I wonder if I can get that sign custom made.

 

[perks]

hey eve, next time don't tell him he can use your bathroom.

People shit in toilets.

 

[Beebeeblue]

LMAO at perky.


Ain't that the damn truth?


LOL

 

[*Eve*]

hey eve, next time don't tell him he can use your bathroom.

People shit in toilets.

LOL, yea I found that out last night.

 

[alexandraaah]

Haven't read the whole thread to see if it's been suggested, but light a couple matches.