what porn star would you be and why

[rambling man]

Men are automatically disqualified from saying John Holmes, although I myself would not want a dick that big. You would never be able to get it in most women and anal would always be out of the question.

 

[Expertise]

Whattya mean what porn star WOULD I be..... I am a porn star.lol

If any female says Raquel Dariene..... I have bonds, stocks and mutual funds that I am willing to spend on you

 

[Todd]

The ugly old dude that gets to lay all these teeny boppers. I see him with tiny tove and Anna and a bunch of the new generation he is ancient but he is still going.

 

[rambling man]

There is one guy on older porns that looks like a 50 yr old version of he-man from the cartoons. He is disgusting and all the hot young girls swoon for him on the movies.

That begs the question, how come girls in porns are so hot and guys in porns just look like the average guy you find on the street, if not creepier.

 

[Expertise]

Marketing bubba, its all about marketing. The idea/message being that if that schmoe (creepy looking guy who ya' just now has B.O. and a foot fungus problem) can get these babes, then logically John Q. Porno could get them too. They are just playing to the fantasy.

 

[rambling man]

I never thought of that. But it makes sense.

 

[p_p_man]

Lassie...

...'cos she's always doing cool stuff and all she needs is her chance in porn to be a SUPERSTAR!

Anyway I've heard she gives great head...

 

[YoungGun69]

The ugly old dude that gets to lay all these teeny boppers. I see him with tiny tove and Anna and a bunch of the new generation he is ancient but he is still going.

You talking about Ron Jeremy perhaps?

 

[willywanker]

Peter North

He's a desent looking guy, but he cums gallons and squirts it half way across the room.


And the old guy is Dave Cummings. He's all over the net with teeny boopers.

 

[Starfish]

You know, I can't think of one single porn star that I respect, never the less want to be them..... (I am not talking about amatures or photo models)

I don't have respect for them because they choose to carry on trashy styles and bad hair, and even worse acting decades after it is socially acceptable. Not because they get paid to have sex...
I have seen hookers with more class.

Oh and I am sorry, but John Holmes, and every other male porn star out there are not what I call men.
I don't think the size of your cock matters if you, yourself are a not intellegent enough to not fuck everything with it.

And men! Do you really think those fake tits, eyelashes, arms, legs, torso and hair are beautiful?

 

[rambling man]

I have said it once and it bears repeating....the true measure of beauty is what a person looks like when they get up in the morning.

That said, would I fuck a female porn star with fake tits, hair, etc....yes I would.

Would I marry one though? No I wouldn't. I would fuck the fantasy but only marry reality.

 

[unusuallyconfused]

I have said it once and it bears repeating....the true measure of beauty is what a person looks like when they get up in the morning.

That said, would I fuck a female porn star with fake tits, hair, etc....yes I would.

Would I marry one though? No I wouldn't. I would fuck the fantasy but only marry reality.

Well its a good thing your on my marrying list because I look very good in the AM! (Chuckling)

I don't know of any porn stars, I haven't really watched too many, so I have no clue. In fact, I don't know one name. Yikes.

 

[rambling man]

looking forward to waking you early in the AM for some fun and frolicking when we are married!!!

by the way that will be me poking you down there! hehehehe

 

[unusuallyconfused]

looking forward to waking you early in the AM for some fun and frolicking when we are married!!!

by the way that will be me poking you down there! hehehehe

Wouldn't it be funny if in real life I looked like Roseanne?

 

[rambling man]

would you still love me if i looked like john goodman?

 

[unusuallyconfused]

would you still love me if i looked like john goodman?

Am I shallow? You better have one hell of a personality!

 

[rambling man]

my personality isnt so hot but i am outstanding at oral!

 

[unusuallyconfused]

my personality isnt so hot but i am outstanding at oral!

Ok then, I like that! What exactly makes you good at it. Please tell.

 

[Dayanara]

what porn star would I be

I don't know very many names, but I would like to be one of those women who seem very innocent to all her friends/co-workers, yet she fucks probably more than all of them combined...

I love sex, just like to be semi-secret about it...don't need a reputation to start ya know.....

 

[TinaG13]

My answer is.....

I'm very happy being me and wouldn't really want to be anyone else. Therefore, I'd like to be me and be a porn star...lol That way, I could make lots of money doing one of my favorite things!

 

[GuyJD]

I would disguise myself as a Japanese and call myself Wong Hung Lo.

 

[TinaG13]

my personality isnt so hot but i am outstanding at oral!

I have no idea what you look like, nor have I experienced your oral skills.... I only know you from your personality on here and I think your personality is pretty damn hot!

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

ron jermey

ron jermey.he is the king of all.he is the bomb.the ladies loves him.

 

[Blackbich]

EEEWWWW!!! Ron Jeremy is GROSS - yuk.


I think Raquel Darrien, Nina Hartley, Asia Carrera, Jenna Jameson, and Juli Ashton are all really pretty but if I had to chose someone to be, it would have to be Ashlyn Gere. I think she's REALLY sexy.

Could the old blonde guy be Randy West, perhaps??

 

[pabloback]

porn stars

i hate the way glamour is going in this world , i prefer the natural look not tits ,teeth and noses out of a catalogue . must agree with peter north being an olympian when it comes to cumming in bucketloads
would i marry a porn star ? only if she had a great personality , just like those 80 year old billionaires