What makes for a good thread killer?

[EllieTalbot]

Besides bearing the soft, characterless, singularly non-erotic name of "Ellie Talbot?"

Thus far, I'm mostly an observer here at the GB, and can't figure it out. I see interesting threads drop off all the time with a whimper, and asinine ones that have no problem staying afloat.

So, just what makes a thread killer? Are we just flat, uninteresting people?

Or is it just an unlucky soul who happens to be the last poster on a thread that's all talked out?

Someone who makes a statement no one can argue with?

I'm not trying to copy the "thread killa" thread... just wondering what makes us what we are.


Disgruntled in Delaware,
Ellie

 

[april-wine]

I be da KILLA'........

 

[Pyper]

I think a thread dies when it's been all talked out, or people can't think of enough witty comment to keep it going. Sometimes a thread dies because it's on at the wrong time of day.

Sometimes a thread dies because I started it.

 

[lobito]

...
Sometimes a thread dies because I started it.

Oh sure, it's ALWAYS about you, isn't it Pyper?

 

[crappie master]

Sometimes it just bad timing. But threads never really die here sometimes they get revived after many comatose months(or years).

 

[Pyper]

Oh sure, it's ALWAYS about you, isn't it Pyper?

YES! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Maybe people are turned off by my megalomania...

 

[HeavyStick]

I'm giving semen samples to a hospital.

 

[honeylick]

I'm giving semen samples to a hospital.

for crying out loud, quit labeling them 'snack'

 

[HeavyStick]

for crying out loud, quit labeling them 'snack'

I noticed you didn't spit it out afterwards.
;-)

 

[honeylick]

I noticed you didn't spit it out afterwards.
;-)

i'm a good girl, i swallow.
-smirk-

 

[HeavyStick]

i'm a good girl, i swallow.
-smirk-

You ate all your meat, you're allowed your pudding.

 

[honeylick]

thanks big daddy.

 

[Shaq]

Boring people.

 

[bknight2602]

Besides bearing the soft, characterless, singularly non-erotic name of "Ellie Talbot?"

Thus far, I'm mostly an observer here at the GB, and can't figure it out. I see interesting threads drop off all the time with a whimper, and asinine ones that have no problem staying afloat.

So, just what makes a thread killer? Are we just flat, uninteresting people?

Or is it just an unlucky soul who happens to be the last poster on a thread that's all talked out?

Someone who makes a statement no one can argue with?

I'm not trying to copy the "thread killa" thread... just wondering what makes us what we are.


Disgruntled in Delaware,
Ellie

LOL Welcome to Lit, may all your wishes come true. Post a lot and let everyone get to know you.

Anyone can be a thread killer, alll it takes is bad luck.

 

[Aquila]

Re: Re: What makes for a good thread killer?

LOL Welcome to Lit, may all your wishes come true. Post a lot and let everyone get to know you.

Anyone can be a thread killer, alll it takes is bad luck.

it takes skill and hard work to be a true killa

 

[m4m4 l0n9]

oh please

 

[Bondagebunni]

Re: Re: Re: What makes for a good thread killer?

it takes skill and hard work to be a true killa

no it doesn't...all you have to do is keep posting untill everyone else gets bored. (and like to get the last word in)


edit: damn mistypes

 

[bknight2602]

Re: Re: Re: What makes for a good thread killer?

it takes skill and hard work to be a true killa

Only for the unlucky.

 

[piccicatopolka]